My Best Guesses for What ‘Ray Donovan’ Is About

A morally ambiguous...something

A morally ambiguous…something

I have never seen Ray Donvan. Based only on ads, here is who I think Ray Donovan could be:

An international businessman with a terrible secret

An upscale hotel concierge with OCD, and secrets

A divorce attorney for the mob

A fancy car salesman for the mob

Cocaine dealer for the mob

A mortician for only really rich guys

Bad-boy restaurant critic

A tango dancer who murdered his partner

A tango dancer who murdered his partner

Professional poker player

A club promoter/murderer

International art thief

A priest who also owns a gym?

A priest who also owns a gym?

Retired bareknuckle boxer with countless regrets, and a secret

A therapist whose only clients are murderers

A guy from Boston on the run from the Catholic church 

The guy who teaches CIA agents new languages really quickly

Angry restaurateur (with a secret)