All the Ways Character Actor Jason Isaacs Can Inform Your Office About the Snow Day

Character actor Jason Isaacs, best known for his work in the Harry Potter movies as Lucius Malfoy, has some news for the office. How will he deliver it?

Haughtily:

"The MTA is for peasants, of which class you assuredly belong. It will not be running today. So..."

“The MTA is for peasants, the class to which you most assuredly belong. It will not be running today. So…” Universal Studios

Distractedly: 

"Snow, you say? Very well then. Make the announcement."

“Snow, you say? Very well then. Make the announcement. I’m very busy with the world’s tiniest shaving kit, as you can see.” Columbia Pictures

Saucily:

"Ooh, a blizzard! Best you stay home then and keep yourself warm. Let me know if you need help ;-)"

“Ooh, a blizzard! Best you stay home then and keep yourself warm. Let me know if you need help ;-)” Disney

With more intensity than the situation warrants, but you still, like, appreciate the heads-up:

"STAY DOWN!"

“STAY DOWN!” Columbia Pictures

With an inscrutable “European or Possibly Russian” accent meant to broadcast the fact that, despite being a doctor, he’s not a man to be trusted:

“Ze forecast is calling for heavy perthipitation, da?”

Whilst choking on a tomato:

*Wheeze* *cough* "Yeah, take the..." *cough cough* "...rest of the day."

*Wheeze* *cough* “Yeah, take the…” *cough cough* “…rest of the day.” Netflix

All the Ways Character Actor Jason Isaacs Can Inform Your Office About the Snow Day