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J.C. Barker

You Cheap Bastards! New York Men-Oafs Fail to Open Wallets

I don’t know why my date’s first words to me were “You’re late,” even though I arrived just 10 minutes after the appointed hour. I don’t know why the appointed hour was 4 o’clock in the afternoon and not something more civilized like 7 o’clock in the evening, or why he chose to meet at Read More

You Cheap Bastards! New York Men-Oafs Fail to Open Wallets

I don’t know why my date’s first words to me were “You’re late,” even though I arrived just 10 minutes after the appointed hour. I don’t know why the appointed hour was 4 o’clock in the afternoon and not something more civilized like 7 o’clock in the evening, or why he chose to meet at Read More

The College (Un)Fair: Step Right Up, Kids, To Big Anxiety Assembly

Nightingale-Bamford School with my 17-year-old daughter. Juniors came from11 local schools and representatives were there from 125 colleges around the country. Nightingale was a gracious host, but sheer numbers made it a madhouse. My daughter will never be admitted to any school, said my friends. The competition is too intense-just look at this place. But Read More

Touch Me, Twist Me On My Yoga Mat Of Depravity

There are many reasons to practice yoga, the virtuous ones (newfound serenity and calm, a more profound understanding of life) and the less-than-virtuous ones (it’s hip, you develop a firm “yoga butt” and the clothes are cool). But to me, the biggest benefit-and the one that I recognize as the antithesis of everything yoga strives Read More

Remember This: A First Kiss Is Not Just a Kiss

I have been six years without one serious relationship, and I am so not bothered by it. My clock’s not ticking, I have two beautiful daughters, and I’m as free as the breeze. The very best part, though-and the one that elicits the most jealousy from my married friends-is that I get to experience first Read More

Meet My Perfect Virtual Boyfriend? I Don’t Think So …

I joined an Internet dating service the Saturday night before Easter. I was very into the concept of resurrection, rebirth and new beginnings. Having recently survived a debilitating divorce, I was sure I deserved another chance as much as Jesus. It was exciting at first. “Mommy has to send an urgent e-mail,” I would say Read More