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		<title>Missed It By That Much: Other Stories That Slipped Through The New York Times&#8217; Grasp</title>

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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 14:16:57 -0400</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/earhart052709.jpg?w=300&h=225" />"Robert M. Smith, a former <em>Times</em> reporter, says that two months after the burglary, over lunch at a Washington restaurant, the acting director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, L. Patrick Gray, disclosed explosive aspects of the case, including the culpability of the former attorney general, John Mitchell, and hinted at White House involvement.</p>
<p>"Mr. Smith rushed back to <em>The Times</em>&rsquo;s bureau in Washington to repeat the story to Robert H. Phelps, an editor there, who took notes and tape-recorded the conversation, according to both men. But then Mr. Smith had to hand off the story &mdash; he had quit <em>The Times</em> and was leaving town the next day to attend Yale Law School."&mdash;Richard P&eacute;rez-Pe&ntilde;a, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/25/business/media/25watergate.html">2 Ex-Timesmen Say They Had a Tip on Watergate First</a>, <em>The New York Times</em>, May 24, 2009.</p>
<p><strong>Birth of Jesus Christ, circa 6 BC</strong></p>
<p>Why <em>The Times</em> missed the story: Paper not founded until September 18, 1851.</p>
<p><strong>Attack on Pearl Harbor, December 7, 1941</strong></p>
<p>Why <em>The Times</em> missed the story: Hawaii bureau chief was out walking his dog.</p>
<p><strong>Beginning of the Twentieth Century, January 1, 1901</strong></p>
<p>Why <em>The Times</em> missed the story: Assigning editor deemed so-called new Century "unimportant" and "faddish."</p>
<p><strong>Amelia Earhart disappears while attempting to circumnavigate the globe, July 2, 1937</strong></p>
<p>Why <em>The Times</em> missed the story: Aviation reporter, hung over from bi-wing plane junket the previous night, told his editor, "We'll write about it when the lass lands."</p>
<p><strong>Woodstock Music and Art Fair, August 12-15, 1969</strong></p>
<p>Why <em>The Times</em> missed the story: Internal <em>Times</em> consensus was "peaceniks rolling around in mud" is not newsworthy.</p>
<p><strong>Iraq WMD's, 2002-2004</strong></p>
<p>Why <em>The Times</em> missed the story: What? They <em>had</em> the story.</p>
<p><strong>Birth of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt in Namibia, May 27, 2006</strong></p>
<p>Why <em>The Times</em> missed the story: Busy covering 6.3 magnitude earthquake in Indonesia that killed 6,000 people; also, exclusive pictures of Shiloh too expensive for <em>Times</em> photo department.</p>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/earhart052709.jpg?w=300&h=225" />"Robert M. Smith, a former <em>Times</em> reporter, says that two months after the burglary, over lunch at a Washington restaurant, the acting director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, L. Patrick Gray, disclosed explosive aspects of the case, including the culpability of the former attorney general, John Mitchell, and hinted at White House involvement.</p>
<p>"Mr. Smith rushed back to <em>The Times</em>&rsquo;s bureau in Washington to repeat the story to Robert H. Phelps, an editor there, who took notes and tape-recorded the conversation, according to both men. But then Mr. Smith had to hand off the story &mdash; he had quit <em>The Times</em> and was leaving town the next day to attend Yale Law School."&mdash;Richard P&eacute;rez-Pe&ntilde;a, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/25/business/media/25watergate.html">2 Ex-Timesmen Say They Had a Tip on Watergate First</a>, <em>The New York Times</em>, May 24, 2009.</p>
<p><strong>Birth of Jesus Christ, circa 6 BC</strong></p>
<p>Why <em>The Times</em> missed the story: Paper not founded until September 18, 1851.</p>
<p><strong>Attack on Pearl Harbor, December 7, 1941</strong></p>
<p>Why <em>The Times</em> missed the story: Hawaii bureau chief was out walking his dog.</p>
<p><strong>Beginning of the Twentieth Century, January 1, 1901</strong></p>
<p>Why <em>The Times</em> missed the story: Assigning editor deemed so-called new Century "unimportant" and "faddish."</p>
<p><strong>Amelia Earhart disappears while attempting to circumnavigate the globe, July 2, 1937</strong></p>
<p>Why <em>The Times</em> missed the story: Aviation reporter, hung over from bi-wing plane junket the previous night, told his editor, "We'll write about it when the lass lands."</p>
<p><strong>Woodstock Music and Art Fair, August 12-15, 1969</strong></p>
<p>Why <em>The Times</em> missed the story: Internal <em>Times</em> consensus was "peaceniks rolling around in mud" is not newsworthy.</p>
<p><strong>Iraq WMD's, 2002-2004</strong></p>
<p>Why <em>The Times</em> missed the story: What? They <em>had</em> the story.</p>
<p><strong>Birth of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt in Namibia, May 27, 2006</strong></p>
<p>Why <em>The Times</em> missed the story: Busy covering 6.3 magnitude earthquake in Indonesia that killed 6,000 people; also, exclusive pictures of Shiloh too expensive for <em>Times</em> photo department.</p>
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		<title>Times Taps Twitter Tsarina!</title>

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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 23:23:52 -0400</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>Matt Haber</dc:creator>
				
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/preston.png?w=300&h=225" />In mid-May, <em>The New York Times</em> suffered some <a href="/2009/media/twitter-culture-wars-itimesi">social media growing pains</a> when details from an internal meeting about Web strategy were broadcast on several reporters&rsquo; Twitter feeds. &ldquo;We need a zone of trust,&rdquo; <em>Times</em> executive editor Bill Keller scolded staffers at the time, &ldquo;where people can say what&rsquo;s on their minds without fear of having an unscripted remark or a partially baked idea zapped into cyberspace.</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;Think of it as common courtesy,&rdquo; Mr. Keller said.</p>
<p class="text">This week, <em>The Times</em> is attempting to rally that same esprit de tweet more productively by making veteran reporter and editor Jennifer Preston the paper&rsquo;s first social media editor.</p>
<p class="text">The announcement was made on May 26 via <em>Times</em> deputy managing editor Jonathan Landman&rsquo;s <a href="http://twitter.com/jonathanlandman/status/1923908495">Twitter feed</a>. (A proper memo followed.) &ldquo;I was just having a little fun,&rdquo; Mr. Landman told Off the Record.</p>
<p class="text">Ms. Preston, who previously oversaw <em>The Times</em>&rsquo; regional weeklies, told <em>The Observer</em> that &ldquo;everyone recognizes that there is tremendous opportunity with these social media sites to use them to make our journalism stronger. &hellip; I&rsquo;ve just been playing around with it for the last few weeks&mdash;Twitter, Facebook, Digg, Del.icio.us&mdash;to figure out how we can just use these tools.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">She said her early reporting experience taught her to break stories quickly by whatever means necessary, as well as the Twitterish value of pooling resources. &ldquo;If I may date myself, you know, when I was covering homicides at 1 Police Plaza, I had to go to the trick book,&rdquo; she said, referring to an irregularly updated, hardbound volume of addresses and phone numbers. &ldquo;So you could get the quote, &lsquo;Oh, he was a very quiet man.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">(Asked to date herself with an age, Ms. Preston replied, &ldquo;Why would you ask me that?&rdquo;)</p>
<p class="text">Mr. Landman said that Ms. Preston was tapped to help ensure &ldquo;some consistency about what we consider good uses of [social media] and bad uses of it.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;Jennifer is extremely enthusiastic,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;She&rsquo;s not an expert to start with, but I don&rsquo;t think that&rsquo;s a terrible handicap here in real ways. Nobody&rsquo;s an expert.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="emailtagline" style="text-align: left" align="left"><em>mhaber@observer.com</em></p>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/preston.png?w=300&h=225" />In mid-May, <em>The New York Times</em> suffered some <a href="/2009/media/twitter-culture-wars-itimesi">social media growing pains</a> when details from an internal meeting about Web strategy were broadcast on several reporters&rsquo; Twitter feeds. &ldquo;We need a zone of trust,&rdquo; <em>Times</em> executive editor Bill Keller scolded staffers at the time, &ldquo;where people can say what&rsquo;s on their minds without fear of having an unscripted remark or a partially baked idea zapped into cyberspace.</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;Think of it as common courtesy,&rdquo; Mr. Keller said.</p>
<p class="text">This week, <em>The Times</em> is attempting to rally that same esprit de tweet more productively by making veteran reporter and editor Jennifer Preston the paper&rsquo;s first social media editor.</p>
<p class="text">The announcement was made on May 26 via <em>Times</em> deputy managing editor Jonathan Landman&rsquo;s <a href="http://twitter.com/jonathanlandman/status/1923908495">Twitter feed</a>. (A proper memo followed.) &ldquo;I was just having a little fun,&rdquo; Mr. Landman told Off the Record.</p>
<p class="text">Ms. Preston, who previously oversaw <em>The Times</em>&rsquo; regional weeklies, told <em>The Observer</em> that &ldquo;everyone recognizes that there is tremendous opportunity with these social media sites to use them to make our journalism stronger. &hellip; I&rsquo;ve just been playing around with it for the last few weeks&mdash;Twitter, Facebook, Digg, Del.icio.us&mdash;to figure out how we can just use these tools.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">She said her early reporting experience taught her to break stories quickly by whatever means necessary, as well as the Twitterish value of pooling resources. &ldquo;If I may date myself, you know, when I was covering homicides at 1 Police Plaza, I had to go to the trick book,&rdquo; she said, referring to an irregularly updated, hardbound volume of addresses and phone numbers. &ldquo;So you could get the quote, &lsquo;Oh, he was a very quiet man.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">(Asked to date herself with an age, Ms. Preston replied, &ldquo;Why would you ask me that?&rdquo;)</p>
<p class="text">Mr. Landman said that Ms. Preston was tapped to help ensure &ldquo;some consistency about what we consider good uses of [social media] and bad uses of it.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;Jennifer is extremely enthusiastic,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;She&rsquo;s not an expert to start with, but I don&rsquo;t think that&rsquo;s a terrible handicap here in real ways. Nobody&rsquo;s an expert.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="emailtagline" style="text-align: left" align="left"><em>mhaber@observer.com</em></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>David Carey, Jason Binn, and Others Get &#8216;Introspective&#8217; At Condé Nast Executive Cafeteria</title>

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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 15:33:18 -0400</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/carey052109.jpg?w=300&h=225" />You would think that a <a href="http://www.michaelberland.com/what-makes-you-tick">book</a> sporting the subtitle <em>How Successful People Do It&mdash;And What We Can Learn From Them</em> is about being hideously successful and how to get there. But at the book party for <em>What Makes You Tick?</em> Wednesday Night at the Cond&eacute; Nast Building, co-author <strong>Michael Berland</strong> made sure to note&mdash;repeatedly&mdash;that it is, in fact, not that sort of thing.</p>
<p>&ldquo;This [book] is not a prescription,&rdquo; Mr. Berland told <em>The Observer</em> at the intimate gathering in the magazine company's futuristic Executive Dining Room. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s not a how-to-be-successful. That&rsquo;s such a B.S. concept of how can you be successful; there is no formula.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Instead, the book, written by Mr. Berland and fellow strategic adviser <strong>Douglas Schoen</strong>, gathers some of their most prestigious clientele, who shared their stories, and then looked for a common denominators and dividing them up in five archetypes. &ldquo;We&rsquo;re pollsters,&rdquo; Mr. Berland explained.</p>
<p>&ldquo;The theme through all of these stories is that early on in their career they were introspective of what they were good at and what they found satisfying and leverage their strength.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Among those featured in the book are <em>Forbes</em> Magazine publisher <strong>Steve Forbes;</strong>&nbsp;NBC Universal's president and CEO, Jeff Zucker;&nbsp;<strong>Richard Holbrooke</strong>, the U.S. Special Envoy for Afghanistan and Pakistan; Playboy CEO&nbsp;<strong>Christie Heffner;</strong>&nbsp;and model&ndash;turned&ndash;reality TV hostess <strong>Heidi Klum</strong>. Also included, Cond&eacute; Nast group president <a href="/term/david-carey"><strong>David Carey</strong></a>, who was played host of the party.</p>
<p>If there is one thing Mr. Carey had achieved, it was filling the room with these highly successful people&mdash;and getting them to wear name tags. So without any PR assistance, a reporter was able to spot Niche Media&rsquo;s <strong>Jason Binn</strong> chatting to Mont Blanc&rsquo;s <strong>Jan-Patrick Schmitz</strong>, <em>Parade</em> magazine editor <strong>Janice Kaplan</strong> being captivated by Yale University&rsquo;s CFO&nbsp;<strong>Gwendolyn Sykes</strong> and <strong>Gary Bettman</strong>, the NHL's commissioner, just by furtively glancing at their lapels.</p>
<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m in the do-gooder category,&rdquo; Ms. Sykes told <em>The Observer</em>. &ldquo;I think they categorized me quite well, what do you think?&rdquo; The former NASA CFO, however, claims she was not introspective from an early age. &ldquo;I can&rsquo;t honestly say that I was,&rdquo; she mused.</p>
<p>&ldquo;As a wee lass, I wanted to be an attorney, a lawyer, I wrote my grandmother notes about it. I&rsquo;m as far away from an attorney you can get!&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t introspect a lot,&rdquo; said Mr. Bettman. &ldquo;Michael&rsquo;s view of the world, that it&rsquo;s all about introspection&mdash;I think that was really his conclusion after doing the interview.&rdquo;</p>
<p>The archetypes, however, proved to be spot-on in some cases.</p>
<p>&ldquo;I think [the book] is actually not about the people in it,&rdquo; said Mr. Schmitz. &ldquo;I think the country&rsquo;s looking for leadership, and that&rsquo;s what the book talks about, 'cause leadership is not a single, one-fits-all formula, and leaders come with very different skills that they have, so there are examples that are needed to lead, and that&rsquo;s what I think the book is all about.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Mr. Schmitz was asked which archetype he saw himself in. &ldquo;A natural-born leader," he said with a smile.</p>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/carey052109.jpg?w=300&h=225" />You would think that a <a href="http://www.michaelberland.com/what-makes-you-tick">book</a> sporting the subtitle <em>How Successful People Do It&mdash;And What We Can Learn From Them</em> is about being hideously successful and how to get there. But at the book party for <em>What Makes You Tick?</em> Wednesday Night at the Cond&eacute; Nast Building, co-author <strong>Michael Berland</strong> made sure to note&mdash;repeatedly&mdash;that it is, in fact, not that sort of thing.</p>
<p>&ldquo;This [book] is not a prescription,&rdquo; Mr. Berland told <em>The Observer</em> at the intimate gathering in the magazine company's futuristic Executive Dining Room. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s not a how-to-be-successful. That&rsquo;s such a B.S. concept of how can you be successful; there is no formula.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Instead, the book, written by Mr. Berland and fellow strategic adviser <strong>Douglas Schoen</strong>, gathers some of their most prestigious clientele, who shared their stories, and then looked for a common denominators and dividing them up in five archetypes. &ldquo;We&rsquo;re pollsters,&rdquo; Mr. Berland explained.</p>
<p>&ldquo;The theme through all of these stories is that early on in their career they were introspective of what they were good at and what they found satisfying and leverage their strength.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Among those featured in the book are <em>Forbes</em> Magazine publisher <strong>Steve Forbes;</strong>&nbsp;NBC Universal's president and CEO, Jeff Zucker;&nbsp;<strong>Richard Holbrooke</strong>, the U.S. Special Envoy for Afghanistan and Pakistan; Playboy CEO&nbsp;<strong>Christie Heffner;</strong>&nbsp;and model&ndash;turned&ndash;reality TV hostess <strong>Heidi Klum</strong>. Also included, Cond&eacute; Nast group president <a href="/term/david-carey"><strong>David Carey</strong></a>, who was played host of the party.</p>
<p>If there is one thing Mr. Carey had achieved, it was filling the room with these highly successful people&mdash;and getting them to wear name tags. So without any PR assistance, a reporter was able to spot Niche Media&rsquo;s <strong>Jason Binn</strong> chatting to Mont Blanc&rsquo;s <strong>Jan-Patrick Schmitz</strong>, <em>Parade</em> magazine editor <strong>Janice Kaplan</strong> being captivated by Yale University&rsquo;s CFO&nbsp;<strong>Gwendolyn Sykes</strong> and <strong>Gary Bettman</strong>, the NHL's commissioner, just by furtively glancing at their lapels.</p>
<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m in the do-gooder category,&rdquo; Ms. Sykes told <em>The Observer</em>. &ldquo;I think they categorized me quite well, what do you think?&rdquo; The former NASA CFO, however, claims she was not introspective from an early age. &ldquo;I can&rsquo;t honestly say that I was,&rdquo; she mused.</p>
<p>&ldquo;As a wee lass, I wanted to be an attorney, a lawyer, I wrote my grandmother notes about it. I&rsquo;m as far away from an attorney you can get!&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t introspect a lot,&rdquo; said Mr. Bettman. &ldquo;Michael&rsquo;s view of the world, that it&rsquo;s all about introspection&mdash;I think that was really his conclusion after doing the interview.&rdquo;</p>
<p>The archetypes, however, proved to be spot-on in some cases.</p>
<p>&ldquo;I think [the book] is actually not about the people in it,&rdquo; said Mr. Schmitz. &ldquo;I think the country&rsquo;s looking for leadership, and that&rsquo;s what the book talks about, 'cause leadership is not a single, one-fits-all formula, and leaders come with very different skills that they have, so there are examples that are needed to lead, and that&rsquo;s what I think the book is all about.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Mr. Schmitz was asked which archetype he saw himself in. &ldquo;A natural-born leader," he said with a smile.</p>
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		<title>Lampoon Phools Suffer Gladly Where Young Conan Trod</title>

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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 00:14:09 -0400</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>Matt Haber</dc:creator>
				
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/haber_1.jpg?w=300&h=199" />When Conan O&rsquo;Brien was tapped to host NBC&rsquo;s <em>Late Night </em>in April 1993, UPI ran a 190-word story headlined &ldquo;Unknown Comic Named to Replace [David] Letterman.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Fans of the actual Unknown Comic, that groany staple of Chuck Barris&rsquo; <em>Gong Show</em>, were probably disappointed upon seeing the 6-foot-4, ginger-topped host. (That&rsquo;s what he looks like under the brown bag?) But at the Cambridge, Mass., headquarters of <em>The Harvard Lampoon</em>, Mr. O&rsquo;Brien was anything but unknown.</p>
<p>Mr. O&rsquo;Brien (class of &rsquo;85), wrote pieces for the magazine like &ldquo;Conflict: The Sitcom&rdquo; and a series of comic strips featuring Abe Lincoln. He served as president of the organization twice (just like Robert Benchley, &rsquo;12). In 1984, Mr. O&rsquo;Brien and a few accomplices (one dressed as the Penguin) stole Burt Ward&rsquo;s Robin costume from the original <em>Batman </em>series. After graduating, he went on to write for <em>Saturday Night Live</em>, including a skit called &ldquo;Nude Beach&rdquo; in which the word &ldquo;penis&rdquo; was spoken over three dozen times. He then jumped to <em>The Simpsons</em>, where he wrote &ldquo;Marge vs. the Monorail,&rdquo; an episode that managed to incorporate a parody of <em>The Music Man</em> and a cameo from Leonard Nimoy.</p>
<p>A legend!</p>
<p>Through the door of that hallowed institution&rsquo;s Mount Auburn Street Castle&mdash;a structure invariably dfescribed as &ldquo;faux-Flemish&rdquo;&mdash;the likes of Benchley, John Updike (&rsquo;54), William Gaddis (dropout, &rsquo;45), George Plimpton (&rsquo;48), Fred Gwynne (&rsquo;51) and others who didn&rsquo;t work in Munster makeup walked, and sometimes pogo-sticked, into the American consciousness. (Before the castle was erected in 1909 with generous funding from former business manager William Randolph Hearst, members like George Santayana were obliged to pogo-stick elsewhere.)</p>
<p>The <em>Lampoon </em>is a whimsical r&eacute;sum&eacute; garnish for some, content to be the funniest next possible Supreme Court justice nominee (we&rsquo;re looking at you, Cass Sunstein). But for others it created the spark for a permanent revolution in American comedy (Trotsky jokes always being funny).</p>
<p><em>The National Lampoon</em> (Doug Kenney, Henry Beard and Robert Hoffman), <em>Saturday Night Live</em> (James Downey, Pam Norris, among others), and <em>The Simpsons</em> (Al Jean, George Meyer and many, many others) all bear the mark of <em>The Harvard Lampoon</em>, a style <em>SNL</em>&rsquo;s Mr. Downey described as &ldquo;sophomoric in the best sense: educated people being silly and bloody-minded.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Other former members, like the socialist journalist John Reed (class of &rsquo;10), had to content themselves with mere &ldquo;real&rdquo; revolutions like the creation of the Soviet Union, which, while failed, lasted almost as long as <em>Saturday Night Live</em>. If those poison darts aimed at older brother Lachlan finally hit their marks, James Murdoch (dropout, &rsquo;96) might someday take over News Corporation, and a member of <em>The Harvard Lampoon</em> will actually rule the world.</p>
<p>And so, as Mr. O&rsquo;Brien embarks on his move to 11:35 p.m., it seemed like a good time to stop by the castle and meet the next generation.</p>
<p>A little over a week ago, eight droll young men (some in tuxedoes, which was odd at 2 p.m.) greeted the <em>Observer </em>in the <em>Lampoon</em>&rsquo;s business office, a woody antechamber on the ground floor of the "Flemish" castle. (You call those mullioned windows? What would Hans Vredeman de Vries say?) The organization is co-ed, but no women were present.</p>
<p>&ldquo;We write for ourselves,&rdquo; said Robert Padnick (&rsquo;09) of the (sort of) five-times-a-year publication the group&rsquo;s put out since 1876.</p>
<p>&ldquo;The <em>Lampoon</em>&rsquo;s gonna go on whether we sell zero or a hundred thousand,&rdquo; said Nathaniel Stein (&rsquo;10).</p>
<p>&ldquo;We can experiment,&rdquo; added Garrett Schabb (&rsquo;09). &ldquo;We can write stuff that&rsquo;s weird and different.&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s like we&rsquo;re animals in the zoo. They&rsquo;re not performing, they&rsquo;re just doing their own thing, they&rsquo;re living,&rdquo; said Christopher Schleicher (&rsquo;09).</p>
<p>Several of them seemed not only to aspire to comedy, but also to embody comedic tropes: Mr. Schleicher, shades of Will Ferrell&rsquo;s <em>Blades of Glory</em>, is a competitive figure skater with his younger sister, Molly. Mr. Padnick, who appeared in an episode of <em>Seinfeld </em>as a kid, has a bit of Sammy Glick&rsquo;s hustle, offering a sales pitch for an upscale rum business he plans to start after graduation. Another member, Kyle Mack, is a Canadian.</p>
<p>A guest would not be invited deeper into the castle or be allowed to sit in the throne from <em>The Dark Crystal</em> (a gift from Jim Henson, father of the first female president, Lisa Henson, class of &rsquo;82-83) or thumb through the library&rsquo;s Bible, personally inscribed by God (class of &rsquo;0).</p>
<p>Many of them were barely out of diapers when it appeared, but the Lampoon members were still smarting over a 1991 <em>Rolling Stone</em> article by Dan Zevin that revealed details of the organization&rsquo;s &ldquo;Phool&rsquo;s Week&rdquo; initiation. Less painful than being jumped-in to the Crips, in its own way Phool&rsquo;s Week is as cruelly manipulative as the indoctrination scene in <em>The Parallax View</em>. Mr. Jean (&rsquo;81) of <em>The Simpsons</em> said that while watching a <em>20/20</em> segment on fraternities, he had a small epiphany: &ldquo;The initiation was exactly the same!&rdquo;</p>
<p>The weekend before, hundreds of alums in black tie had packed into this building (breaking every fire code known to man) for a party celebrating the centenary of the castle. The night began at the Charles Hotel, where 350 members ate a formal dinner, sharing benches at long tables, which was a re-creation of the first dinner eaten at the <em>Lampoon</em>. <br />&ldquo;Mastodon or something,&rdquo; according to Mr. Downey, who said it was surprisingly good.</p>
<p>Mr. Downey (&rsquo;74) played emcee, which was appropriate since he&rsquo;s often cited as the man who laid the pipeline between the <em>Lampoon </em>and television. Breaking with 133 years of <em>Lampoon </em>tradition, no one threw anything at him, a fate even Updike couldn&rsquo;t avoid when he spoke at an event in 1976. Mr. O&rsquo;Brien addressed the crowd via video, Marshall Applewhite&ndash;style.</p>
<p>Mr. O&rsquo;Brien is notorious for not hiring many Lampoon alumni, but members toil on the staffs of nearly all current scripted and talk shows. A prime example is The Office, which is produced by Lampoon members Greg Daniels (&rsquo;85) and Michael Schur (&rsquo;97), with B. J. Novak (&rsquo;01) in front of the camera.</p>
<p>George Meyer (&rsquo;78), formerly of <em>The Simpsons</em>, said Mr. Downey &ldquo;really kicked the door open&rdquo; to Hollywood. According to Mr. Jean, &ldquo;If you did a chart like at the end of <em>Godfather II</em>, he&rsquo;d be the top square.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Satirizing his image as the man who helped the <em>Lampoon </em>drink Hollywood&rsquo;s milkshake, Mr. Downey made a cameo in Paul Thomas Anderson&rsquo;s <em>There Will Be Blood</em> as a real estate broker who helped Daniel Day Lewis&rsquo; oil prospector grab prime land in the West.</p>
<p>If other comedy cliques have emerged in the last few years to threaten The Lampoon&rsquo;s hegemony&mdash;in 2005, Variety&rsquo;s Paul Cullum pointed out that &ldquo;no Lampoon alumni in a decade has produced a breakout hit&rdquo;&mdash;there seemed no reason to tamp down the festivities in Cambridge.</p>
<p>Sure, Judd Apatow (USC dropout, &rsquo;87) may rule movies. <em>The Onion</em>, largely staffed by University of Wisconsin alumni, owns print. (&ldquo;That&rsquo;s <em>The Harvard Lampoon</em> of today,&rdquo; said Mr. Downey.) And Collegehumor.com, whose founders went to the University of Richmond, Wake Forest and the Rochester Institute of Technology, grabs most of the low-hanging fruit online. But The <em>Lampoon </em>shouldn&rsquo;t be tossed in the dustbin of formerly influential groups like WASPS or neocons. <em>Lampoon</em>-staffed shows like <em>The Office</em> and <em>30 Rock</em> are hits with critics, and sometimes even audiences&mdash;if they&rsquo;re not on against<em> American Idol </em>or <em>Dancing With the Stars.</em></p>
<p>In 2000, Mr. Meyer was portrayed in a New Yorker article by his friend and fellow <em>Lampoon </em>member David Owen (&rsquo;78) as something of a comedic boddhisatva, the complicated twists of his mind rivaled only by those of his lanky, yoga-trained limbs.</p>
<p>Mr. Meyer wrote for <em>The Simpsons</em> from 1989 to 2004 and before that created <em>Army Man</em>, perhaps the most important &rsquo;zine you&rsquo;ve never seen. (Don&rsquo;t worry: Every comedian you like has.) Mr. Meyer&rsquo;s koan-like aphorisms&mdash;&ldquo;Hard-core is always funnier than soft-core&rdquo;; &ldquo;Clever is the eunuch version of funny&rdquo;&mdash;are reverently shared among acolytes. If you&rsquo;ve ever said &ldquo;Yoink!&rdquo; when grabbing a french fry off a friend&rsquo;s plate, you have Mr. Meyer to thank.</p>
<p>After the party, Mr. Meyer, who now lives in Seattle and is working on a novel (&ldquo;a modern-day <em>Candide</em>&rdquo;), was heartened to see that &ldquo;the spirit of The Lampoon was intact.&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s like a martini,&rdquo; he explained. &ldquo;Most of it has to be surliness. And then geniality is the vermouth.&rdquo;</p>
<p>To all the preprofessional young members (one of whom is already at work on a script he described as &ldquo;<em>Raising Arizona</em> meets <em>The Bird Cage</em>&rdquo;), Mr. Meyer has this to say: &ldquo;The <em>Lampoon </em>is a place to work on your chops. Not get your r&eacute;sum&eacute; together.&rdquo;</p>
<p>It&rsquo;s also a place to meet your heroes&mdash;and not just in comedy. In 2008, the group invited Paris Hilton to accept an award for being &ldquo;Woman of the Year.&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s literally so exciting,&rdquo; Ms. Hilton said as she accepted her spittoon-like trophy.</p>
<p>Ms. Hilton&rsquo;s honor was not without precedent. In 1975, another fresh-faced ingenue named Linda Lovelace received a similarly meaningless prize at the castle. John Wayne was also honored, as was John Kenneth Galbraith, economist and Kennedy-era ambassador to India, who was named &ldquo;Funniest Professor of the Century&rdquo; in 1976. (He got a pimped-out purple Cadillac.)</p>
<p>In 1993, the members of Rush were named &ldquo;Musicians of the Millennium&rdquo; and awarded medium pizzas from Tommy&rsquo;s around the corner. Surprisingly normal-voiced bassist Geddy Lee seemed moved, or hungry.</p>
<p>If you&rsquo;re comfortable partying with porn and rock stars&mdash;not to mention economists&mdash;as an undergraduate, you&rsquo;re practically ready for prime time. Or 11:35.</p>
<p>The day after the interview at the castle, a few <em>Lampoon </em>members were scheduled to appear as the opening act at a comedy show in Somerville as part of the Alt-Com festival, sponsored by<em> The Boston Phoenix</em>.</p>
<p>Rain was pounding outside and the management had no idea there was a comedy show planned. A quick count of the audience totaled eight people&mdash;three of them worked for the festival, one was a journalist, and another was the daughter of the headliner.</p>
<p>After a shaky start and some awkward paper riffling, the <em>Lampoon</em>&rsquo;s president, Matt Grzecki, and his cohorts, Messrs. Stein and Schabb, got a few laughs out of the soggy, tiny crowd.</p>
<p><em>The Harvard Lampoon</em> rises to the occasion, even when the occasion is a dud.</p>
]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/haber_1.jpg?w=300&h=199" />When Conan O&rsquo;Brien was tapped to host NBC&rsquo;s <em>Late Night </em>in April 1993, UPI ran a 190-word story headlined &ldquo;Unknown Comic Named to Replace [David] Letterman.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Fans of the actual Unknown Comic, that groany staple of Chuck Barris&rsquo; <em>Gong Show</em>, were probably disappointed upon seeing the 6-foot-4, ginger-topped host. (That&rsquo;s what he looks like under the brown bag?) But at the Cambridge, Mass., headquarters of <em>The Harvard Lampoon</em>, Mr. O&rsquo;Brien was anything but unknown.</p>
<p>Mr. O&rsquo;Brien (class of &rsquo;85), wrote pieces for the magazine like &ldquo;Conflict: The Sitcom&rdquo; and a series of comic strips featuring Abe Lincoln. He served as president of the organization twice (just like Robert Benchley, &rsquo;12). In 1984, Mr. O&rsquo;Brien and a few accomplices (one dressed as the Penguin) stole Burt Ward&rsquo;s Robin costume from the original <em>Batman </em>series. After graduating, he went on to write for <em>Saturday Night Live</em>, including a skit called &ldquo;Nude Beach&rdquo; in which the word &ldquo;penis&rdquo; was spoken over three dozen times. He then jumped to <em>The Simpsons</em>, where he wrote &ldquo;Marge vs. the Monorail,&rdquo; an episode that managed to incorporate a parody of <em>The Music Man</em> and a cameo from Leonard Nimoy.</p>
<p>A legend!</p>
<p>Through the door of that hallowed institution&rsquo;s Mount Auburn Street Castle&mdash;a structure invariably dfescribed as &ldquo;faux-Flemish&rdquo;&mdash;the likes of Benchley, John Updike (&rsquo;54), William Gaddis (dropout, &rsquo;45), George Plimpton (&rsquo;48), Fred Gwynne (&rsquo;51) and others who didn&rsquo;t work in Munster makeup walked, and sometimes pogo-sticked, into the American consciousness. (Before the castle was erected in 1909 with generous funding from former business manager William Randolph Hearst, members like George Santayana were obliged to pogo-stick elsewhere.)</p>
<p>The <em>Lampoon </em>is a whimsical r&eacute;sum&eacute; garnish for some, content to be the funniest next possible Supreme Court justice nominee (we&rsquo;re looking at you, Cass Sunstein). But for others it created the spark for a permanent revolution in American comedy (Trotsky jokes always being funny).</p>
<p><em>The National Lampoon</em> (Doug Kenney, Henry Beard and Robert Hoffman), <em>Saturday Night Live</em> (James Downey, Pam Norris, among others), and <em>The Simpsons</em> (Al Jean, George Meyer and many, many others) all bear the mark of <em>The Harvard Lampoon</em>, a style <em>SNL</em>&rsquo;s Mr. Downey described as &ldquo;sophomoric in the best sense: educated people being silly and bloody-minded.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Other former members, like the socialist journalist John Reed (class of &rsquo;10), had to content themselves with mere &ldquo;real&rdquo; revolutions like the creation of the Soviet Union, which, while failed, lasted almost as long as <em>Saturday Night Live</em>. If those poison darts aimed at older brother Lachlan finally hit their marks, James Murdoch (dropout, &rsquo;96) might someday take over News Corporation, and a member of <em>The Harvard Lampoon</em> will actually rule the world.</p>
<p>And so, as Mr. O&rsquo;Brien embarks on his move to 11:35 p.m., it seemed like a good time to stop by the castle and meet the next generation.</p>
<p>A little over a week ago, eight droll young men (some in tuxedoes, which was odd at 2 p.m.) greeted the <em>Observer </em>in the <em>Lampoon</em>&rsquo;s business office, a woody antechamber on the ground floor of the "Flemish" castle. (You call those mullioned windows? What would Hans Vredeman de Vries say?) The organization is co-ed, but no women were present.</p>
<p>&ldquo;We write for ourselves,&rdquo; said Robert Padnick (&rsquo;09) of the (sort of) five-times-a-year publication the group&rsquo;s put out since 1876.</p>
<p>&ldquo;The <em>Lampoon</em>&rsquo;s gonna go on whether we sell zero or a hundred thousand,&rdquo; said Nathaniel Stein (&rsquo;10).</p>
<p>&ldquo;We can experiment,&rdquo; added Garrett Schabb (&rsquo;09). &ldquo;We can write stuff that&rsquo;s weird and different.&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s like we&rsquo;re animals in the zoo. They&rsquo;re not performing, they&rsquo;re just doing their own thing, they&rsquo;re living,&rdquo; said Christopher Schleicher (&rsquo;09).</p>
<p>Several of them seemed not only to aspire to comedy, but also to embody comedic tropes: Mr. Schleicher, shades of Will Ferrell&rsquo;s <em>Blades of Glory</em>, is a competitive figure skater with his younger sister, Molly. Mr. Padnick, who appeared in an episode of <em>Seinfeld </em>as a kid, has a bit of Sammy Glick&rsquo;s hustle, offering a sales pitch for an upscale rum business he plans to start after graduation. Another member, Kyle Mack, is a Canadian.</p>
<p>A guest would not be invited deeper into the castle or be allowed to sit in the throne from <em>The Dark Crystal</em> (a gift from Jim Henson, father of the first female president, Lisa Henson, class of &rsquo;82-83) or thumb through the library&rsquo;s Bible, personally inscribed by God (class of &rsquo;0).</p>
<p>Many of them were barely out of diapers when it appeared, but the Lampoon members were still smarting over a 1991 <em>Rolling Stone</em> article by Dan Zevin that revealed details of the organization&rsquo;s &ldquo;Phool&rsquo;s Week&rdquo; initiation. Less painful than being jumped-in to the Crips, in its own way Phool&rsquo;s Week is as cruelly manipulative as the indoctrination scene in <em>The Parallax View</em>. Mr. Jean (&rsquo;81) of <em>The Simpsons</em> said that while watching a <em>20/20</em> segment on fraternities, he had a small epiphany: &ldquo;The initiation was exactly the same!&rdquo;</p>
<p>The weekend before, hundreds of alums in black tie had packed into this building (breaking every fire code known to man) for a party celebrating the centenary of the castle. The night began at the Charles Hotel, where 350 members ate a formal dinner, sharing benches at long tables, which was a re-creation of the first dinner eaten at the <em>Lampoon</em>. <br />&ldquo;Mastodon or something,&rdquo; according to Mr. Downey, who said it was surprisingly good.</p>
<p>Mr. Downey (&rsquo;74) played emcee, which was appropriate since he&rsquo;s often cited as the man who laid the pipeline between the <em>Lampoon </em>and television. Breaking with 133 years of <em>Lampoon </em>tradition, no one threw anything at him, a fate even Updike couldn&rsquo;t avoid when he spoke at an event in 1976. Mr. O&rsquo;Brien addressed the crowd via video, Marshall Applewhite&ndash;style.</p>
<p>Mr. O&rsquo;Brien is notorious for not hiring many Lampoon alumni, but members toil on the staffs of nearly all current scripted and talk shows. A prime example is The Office, which is produced by Lampoon members Greg Daniels (&rsquo;85) and Michael Schur (&rsquo;97), with B. J. Novak (&rsquo;01) in front of the camera.</p>
<p>George Meyer (&rsquo;78), formerly of <em>The Simpsons</em>, said Mr. Downey &ldquo;really kicked the door open&rdquo; to Hollywood. According to Mr. Jean, &ldquo;If you did a chart like at the end of <em>Godfather II</em>, he&rsquo;d be the top square.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Satirizing his image as the man who helped the <em>Lampoon </em>drink Hollywood&rsquo;s milkshake, Mr. Downey made a cameo in Paul Thomas Anderson&rsquo;s <em>There Will Be Blood</em> as a real estate broker who helped Daniel Day Lewis&rsquo; oil prospector grab prime land in the West.</p>
<p>If other comedy cliques have emerged in the last few years to threaten The Lampoon&rsquo;s hegemony&mdash;in 2005, Variety&rsquo;s Paul Cullum pointed out that &ldquo;no Lampoon alumni in a decade has produced a breakout hit&rdquo;&mdash;there seemed no reason to tamp down the festivities in Cambridge.</p>
<p>Sure, Judd Apatow (USC dropout, &rsquo;87) may rule movies. <em>The Onion</em>, largely staffed by University of Wisconsin alumni, owns print. (&ldquo;That&rsquo;s <em>The Harvard Lampoon</em> of today,&rdquo; said Mr. Downey.) And Collegehumor.com, whose founders went to the University of Richmond, Wake Forest and the Rochester Institute of Technology, grabs most of the low-hanging fruit online. But The <em>Lampoon </em>shouldn&rsquo;t be tossed in the dustbin of formerly influential groups like WASPS or neocons. <em>Lampoon</em>-staffed shows like <em>The Office</em> and <em>30 Rock</em> are hits with critics, and sometimes even audiences&mdash;if they&rsquo;re not on against<em> American Idol </em>or <em>Dancing With the Stars.</em></p>
<p>In 2000, Mr. Meyer was portrayed in a New Yorker article by his friend and fellow <em>Lampoon </em>member David Owen (&rsquo;78) as something of a comedic boddhisatva, the complicated twists of his mind rivaled only by those of his lanky, yoga-trained limbs.</p>
<p>Mr. Meyer wrote for <em>The Simpsons</em> from 1989 to 2004 and before that created <em>Army Man</em>, perhaps the most important &rsquo;zine you&rsquo;ve never seen. (Don&rsquo;t worry: Every comedian you like has.) Mr. Meyer&rsquo;s koan-like aphorisms&mdash;&ldquo;Hard-core is always funnier than soft-core&rdquo;; &ldquo;Clever is the eunuch version of funny&rdquo;&mdash;are reverently shared among acolytes. If you&rsquo;ve ever said &ldquo;Yoink!&rdquo; when grabbing a french fry off a friend&rsquo;s plate, you have Mr. Meyer to thank.</p>
<p>After the party, Mr. Meyer, who now lives in Seattle and is working on a novel (&ldquo;a modern-day <em>Candide</em>&rdquo;), was heartened to see that &ldquo;the spirit of The Lampoon was intact.&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s like a martini,&rdquo; he explained. &ldquo;Most of it has to be surliness. And then geniality is the vermouth.&rdquo;</p>
<p>To all the preprofessional young members (one of whom is already at work on a script he described as &ldquo;<em>Raising Arizona</em> meets <em>The Bird Cage</em>&rdquo;), Mr. Meyer has this to say: &ldquo;The <em>Lampoon </em>is a place to work on your chops. Not get your r&eacute;sum&eacute; together.&rdquo;</p>
<p>It&rsquo;s also a place to meet your heroes&mdash;and not just in comedy. In 2008, the group invited Paris Hilton to accept an award for being &ldquo;Woman of the Year.&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s literally so exciting,&rdquo; Ms. Hilton said as she accepted her spittoon-like trophy.</p>
<p>Ms. Hilton&rsquo;s honor was not without precedent. In 1975, another fresh-faced ingenue named Linda Lovelace received a similarly meaningless prize at the castle. John Wayne was also honored, as was John Kenneth Galbraith, economist and Kennedy-era ambassador to India, who was named &ldquo;Funniest Professor of the Century&rdquo; in 1976. (He got a pimped-out purple Cadillac.)</p>
<p>In 1993, the members of Rush were named &ldquo;Musicians of the Millennium&rdquo; and awarded medium pizzas from Tommy&rsquo;s around the corner. Surprisingly normal-voiced bassist Geddy Lee seemed moved, or hungry.</p>
<p>If you&rsquo;re comfortable partying with porn and rock stars&mdash;not to mention economists&mdash;as an undergraduate, you&rsquo;re practically ready for prime time. Or 11:35.</p>
<p>The day after the interview at the castle, a few <em>Lampoon </em>members were scheduled to appear as the opening act at a comedy show in Somerville as part of the Alt-Com festival, sponsored by<em> The Boston Phoenix</em>.</p>
<p>Rain was pounding outside and the management had no idea there was a comedy show planned. A quick count of the audience totaled eight people&mdash;three of them worked for the festival, one was a journalist, and another was the daughter of the headliner.</p>
<p>After a shaky start and some awkward paper riffling, the <em>Lampoon</em>&rsquo;s president, Matt Grzecki, and his cohorts, Messrs. Stein and Schabb, got a few laughs out of the soggy, tiny crowd.</p>
<p><em>The Harvard Lampoon</em> rises to the occasion, even when the occasion is a dud.</p>
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		<title>The Vice Guide To Covers: &#8216;Butts Are Kinda Safe&#8217;</title>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/butts051409.gif?w=300&h=128" />When Jesse Pearson saw the photo of the Brazilian model's rear, he knew it would have to go on the cover.</p>
<p>"It was like god pointed his finger at me and told me to do it," said Mr. Pearson, the editor of <em>Vice</em>. The magazine just put out <a href="http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n5/htdocs/index.php">The Brazilian Issue</a>, which features a cheeky (sorry!) cover photograph of a model's shapely bottom by <a href="http://www.richardkern.com/">Richard Kern</a> (warning: link not safe for work).</p>
<p>"It's just the first thing that so many people think of when they think of Brazil," Mr. Pearson told <em>The Observer</em>, possibly overlooking the <em>real</em> first thing that comes to mind when someone says "Brazilian."</p>
<p>"We kind of wanted to stick that in people's faces and just cut right to the point and make a joke out of it. "</p>
<p><em>Vice</em> has used eye-catching hindquarters on a number of covers over the years, including 2008's <a href="http://www.viceland.com/int/v15n12/htdocs/index.php?country=us">Fiction Issue</a> and 2007's <a href="http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n4/htdocs/index.php?country=us">Turning Gay Issue</a>. The Brooklyn-based magazine is hardly alone in its appreciation of callipygian cover models: <em>Rolling Stone</em> gave the world <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/5392238/1996_rolling_stone_covers/photo/4/large/tupacshakur">Jennifer Aniston's rump</a> in March 1996 (not to mention <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/5392237/1995_rolling_stone_covers/photo/13/large/hootietheblowfish">Jim Carrey's pasty posterior</a> a year before) and men's magazines like <a href="http://www.smoothmag.com/"><em>Smooth</em></a> seem to exist solely to allow photographers to dream up new angles for capturing the curvature of models' <span>gluteus maximi</span>.</p>
<p>Mr. Pearson said that his most recent cover is not meant to titillate&mdash;at least not exclusively. "I think it kind of looks like an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu_Mythos">H.P. Lovecraft monster</a>, too," he said. "It's kind of hideous and grotesque."</p>
<p>But why have there been so many butts on the cover of <em>Vice</em> in recent years? "How do I say this? We like nudity in the magazine, but breasts or bush on the cover is just not really where we want to go. I guess that I would feel bad if a fourteen year-old picked it up at an American Apparel and there was a huge bush on the cover and he took it to his mom and she freaked out and never let him read it again." (Heaven forbid! Has Mr. Pearson <em>been</em> to an <a href="http://www.americanapparel.com/">American Apparel</a> lately?)</p>
<p>"But butts are kinda safe, you know what I mean?," he continued. "They're sexual but they're funny at the same."</p>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/butts051409.gif?w=300&h=128" />When Jesse Pearson saw the photo of the Brazilian model's rear, he knew it would have to go on the cover.</p>
<p>"It was like god pointed his finger at me and told me to do it," said Mr. Pearson, the editor of <em>Vice</em>. The magazine just put out <a href="http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n5/htdocs/index.php">The Brazilian Issue</a>, which features a cheeky (sorry!) cover photograph of a model's shapely bottom by <a href="http://www.richardkern.com/">Richard Kern</a> (warning: link not safe for work).</p>
<p>"It's just the first thing that so many people think of when they think of Brazil," Mr. Pearson told <em>The Observer</em>, possibly overlooking the <em>real</em> first thing that comes to mind when someone says "Brazilian."</p>
<p>"We kind of wanted to stick that in people's faces and just cut right to the point and make a joke out of it. "</p>
<p><em>Vice</em> has used eye-catching hindquarters on a number of covers over the years, including 2008's <a href="http://www.viceland.com/int/v15n12/htdocs/index.php?country=us">Fiction Issue</a> and 2007's <a href="http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n4/htdocs/index.php?country=us">Turning Gay Issue</a>. The Brooklyn-based magazine is hardly alone in its appreciation of callipygian cover models: <em>Rolling Stone</em> gave the world <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/5392238/1996_rolling_stone_covers/photo/4/large/tupacshakur">Jennifer Aniston's rump</a> in March 1996 (not to mention <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/5392237/1995_rolling_stone_covers/photo/13/large/hootietheblowfish">Jim Carrey's pasty posterior</a> a year before) and men's magazines like <a href="http://www.smoothmag.com/"><em>Smooth</em></a> seem to exist solely to allow photographers to dream up new angles for capturing the curvature of models' <span>gluteus maximi</span>.</p>
<p>Mr. Pearson said that his most recent cover is not meant to titillate&mdash;at least not exclusively. "I think it kind of looks like an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu_Mythos">H.P. Lovecraft monster</a>, too," he said. "It's kind of hideous and grotesque."</p>
<p>But why have there been so many butts on the cover of <em>Vice</em> in recent years? "How do I say this? We like nudity in the magazine, but breasts or bush on the cover is just not really where we want to go. I guess that I would feel bad if a fourteen year-old picked it up at an American Apparel and there was a huge bush on the cover and he took it to his mom and she freaked out and never let him read it again." (Heaven forbid! Has Mr. Pearson <em>been</em> to an <a href="http://www.americanapparel.com/">American Apparel</a> lately?)</p>
<p>"But butts are kinda safe, you know what I mean?," he continued. "They're sexual but they're funny at the same."</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/l_haberimg299_0.jpg?w=245&h=300" />When Richard Bey saw the April segment of Glenn Beck&rsquo;s Fox News show in which the anchor <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMo8nD9oCgE">doused an actor in fake gasoline</a> to illustrate his disapproval of Barack Obama, he had one thought: &ldquo;This is <em>The</em> <em>Richard Bey Show</em>!&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.1pt">From 1987 to 1996, Richard Bey hosted a syndicated talk show originating on New York&rsquo;s WWOR. In Mr. Beck&rsquo;s theatrical presentation, with its populist pretenses and Mr. Beck&rsquo;s very Bey-like outfit of sports jacket and blue jeans, Mr. Bey said, he spotted a fellow technician of the talk show&rsquo;s art and science, of which he considers himself a founding father. He didn&rsquo;t like all of what he saw in the contemporary practice of the form.</span></p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;He&rsquo;s such a bad actor! He actually wiped a tear away with one finger like [Fran&ccedil;ois] <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francois_Delsarte">Delsarte</a>. It&rsquo;s like 19th-century acting,&rdquo; he told <em>The Observer</em> during a recent visit to his apartment.</p>
<p class="text">His and Mr. Beck&rsquo;s politics couldn&rsquo;t be more diametrically opposed, but politics and acting aside, game recognized game.</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;As much as I detest him, Glenn Beck has that quality. He&rsquo;s the only one who has that quality.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;That&rdquo; quality is hard to describe, but whatever it is, it launched a million daytime talk shows in the 1990s, and Mr. Beck seems to be its last gasp.</p>
<p class="text">At 57 years old, Mr. Bey has never been married. He lives alone in a two-bedroom 46th-floor apartment in a neighborhood with no name. His doorman building is a few seconds&rsquo; scramble north from Hell&rsquo;s Kitchen and a dozen or so blocks&rsquo; stumble south from Lincoln Center.</p>
<p class="text">Mr. Bey&rsquo;s decor is Late 20th-Century Bachelor Utilitarian: The place is tidy, but sparsely furnished. A dining room set dominates the living room filled with an upright piano and a vibrating recliner facing an old TV the size and shape of a Mack truck grille. A wine glass lined with purple swill was left beside the chair. Mr. Bey would have a breathtaking view of Central Park if it weren&rsquo;t for the Trump International Tower and the Time Warner Center blocking the way.</p>
<p class="text">From this Xanadu, the man who changed the face of his medium looks out occasionally on the real world, and, sometimes, plots his return to it.</p>
<p class="text">He greeted <em>The Observer</em> wearing a green shirt open to the third button; a thin gold rope chain nested in his chest. His hair still suspiciously jet black, he had the energy and forthrightness one might remember from his TV show, even though he&rsquo;s been off the air full-time since 1996. He believes that his show was canceled after he interviewed then-President Clinton&rsquo;s alleged ex-lover Gennifer Flowers. A second career in radio ended in 2003. Mr. Bey claimed that his opposition to the war in Iraq did him in.</p>
<p class="text">From time to time, his name reenters the public consciousness: Most recently, this happened when Universal released the trailer for Sacha Baron Cohen&rsquo;s latest ambush movie, <em>Br&uuml;no</em>. In the <a href="http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/bruno/international-red-band-trailer">clip</a>, the talk show host is seen playing the role of his lifetime: a talk show host named Richard Bey.</p>
<p class="text">Mr. Bey could not say whether he was duped into appearing with Mr. Cohen, but the reasons for his silence spoke volumes: There was a nondisclosure agreement. And use was made of his union membership.</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;It&rsquo;s fairly obvious they re-created <em>The Richard Bey Show</em>,&rdquo; he said.</p>
<p class="text"><em>Br&uuml;no</em> aside, Mr. Bey spoke freely even as he was recovering from a recent oral surgery procedure. He told stories about working with Christopher Durang at the Yale School of Drama; how he made almost a million dollars a year at the height of his show; and how he managed to &ldquo;extended my teenage years through my 40s.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">Now, in his late 50s, Mr. Bey has become a self-professed &ldquo;monk.&rdquo; He said he&rsquo;s helping to raise the 10-year-old son of an ex-girlfriend.</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;I never dreamed of being on television,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s been pretty good to me. All of it. I don&rsquo;t have regrets about any of that.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">Mr. Bey said he doesn&rsquo;t even regret watching people like Matt Lauer, someone he traded jobs with for years in Philadelphia and New York, become more successful than him. &ldquo;&lsquo;You could&rsquo;ve been Matt Lauer,&rsquo;&rdquo; Mr. Bey recalled his brother telling him once. &ldquo;&lsquo;Instead, you&rsquo;re Soupy Sales.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;You know what?&rdquo; Mr. Bey responded. &ldquo;I&rsquo;d rather be Soupy Sales.&rdquo;</p>
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<p class="SubhedStyle"><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt">Richard Bey, When Are You Coming Back?</span></strong></p>
<p class="text">Richard Bey is not just another name from New York City&rsquo;s past, like <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/1987/02/27/opinion/the-bumpurs-case-endures.html?scp=2&amp;sq=eleanor%20bumpurs&amp;st=cse">Eleanor Bumpurs</a>, <a href="http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/02/21/the-death-of-larry-davis/?apage=3">Larry &ldquo;Crackhead&rdquo; Davis</a> (not to mention <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17727646/">Larry &ldquo;Bud&rdquo; Melman</a>) or <a href="http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/people/features/2271/">Sukhreet Gabel</a>. He&rsquo;s still recognized all the time.</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;If I go to a cocktail party on the east side, it&rsquo;s the people working for the catering company who know me,&rdquo; he said. Whenever he drives through the Lincoln Tunnel, the toll-takers always shout, &ldquo;Richard Bey! When are you coming back?&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.15pt">Recently a producer from the Learning Channel called Mr. Bey and said he was the Ernie Kovacs of the &rsquo;90s. The guy wanted to know who held the rights to the old <em>Richard Bey Shows</em>, but Mr. Bey didn&rsquo;t know. </span></p>
<p class="text">He has about 500 episodes burned onto DVDs in his apartment. In 1999, a friend from WWOR&rsquo;s Secaucus,  N.J., headquarters called Mr. Bey and told him the maintenance crew was throwing them away along with other shows, and did Mr. Bey want to come retrieve them?</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;One-third of these are garbage,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;One-third of them are all right. But one-third of them are kind of really funny as hell!&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">"If they ran these late night, it's funnier than Jimmy Fallon!"</p>
<p class="text">("The guy is so nervous," Mr. Bey said of Mr. Fallon. "He was nervous not only the first night&mdash;he's still nervous!. My god, suppose you went to see a Broadway show and they go, 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first time the lead actor has been on Broadway stage. He's a little bit nervous. He'll get better in a couple of weeks. Or in a couple of months he'll grow into it.' Gimme a fucking break.")</p>
<p class="text">Based on the clips of those shows <a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&amp;search_query=Richard+Bey+Show&amp;aq=f">available on YouTube</a>, you&rsquo;d think every episode of <em>The Richard Bey Show</em> involved <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmZh8vAg8aI">strippers</a> or <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USXFJjSWens">drag queens</a>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgiuFAq45Zk">wrestling sisters</a>, or what is now known as &ldquo;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVceggx4Xjc">babymama drama</a>.&rdquo;</p>
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<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.1pt">Having started out hosting a straight talk show in Philadelphia in the 1980s (&ldquo;basically a <em>Donahue</em> clone&rdquo;), Mr. Bey was eventually replaced by Mr. Lauer. He then came to New   York to create <em>Nine Broadcast Plaza</em>, which eventually morphed into <em>The Richard Bey Show</em>, a shameless parody, essentially, of his chosen genre and his entire career to date.</span></p>
<p class="text">In those days, everyone had a show: Mr. Bey shared the <em>TV Guide</em> grid with Montel Williams, Jenny Jones, Jerry Springer, Sally Jessy Raphael, Charles Perez, Ricki  Lake, Geraldo Rivera, Carnie Wilson, George Hamilton and Alana Stewart, Danny Bonaduce, Tempestt Bledsoe and Gabrielle Carteris.</p>
<p class="text">Most shows, he&rsquo;d <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x-wunIaLMU">enter the studio to raucous applause</a>, run into the crowd, maybe do a little soft shoe or take a female audience member by the hand and give her a twirl. Sometimes he&rsquo;d trot out characters like Dick Bey, Private Eye, or quote Shakespeare to the astonishment of his crew. He never worked with cue cards or a TelePrompter. Many of his shows aired live, and he refused an earpiece feeding him directions.</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.15pt">&ldquo;We would give him this stuff and he&rsquo;d study it with a highlighter and by the time he walked out there, he had written an entire show open in his mind. He could make something from practically nothing,&rdquo; said Alexandra Cohen, Mr. Bey&rsquo;s supervising producer, who has since gone on to executive-produce <a href="http://abc.go.com/daytime/theview/index"><em>The View</em></a> for ABC.</span></p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think the show got the credit it deserves,&rdquo; said Andy Lassner, executive producer of <a href="http://ellen.warnerbros.com/">Ellen DeGeneres&rsquo; show</a>. In the early &rsquo;90s, he was an associate producer on <em>Nine Broadcast Plaza</em> and eventually an executive producer of <em>The Richard Bey Show</em>. &ldquo;Here&rsquo;s this guy with this million-dollar Yale smile, and he&rsquo;s talking into the camera and explaining how we&rsquo;re gonna do a big-butt contest, and somehow it made it legitimate because it came out of his mouth. Because he&rsquo;s so smart and so articulate about it.</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;He gave a legitimacy to all this,&rdquo; Mr. Lassner said.</p>
<p class="text">Mr. Lassner said that at its height, the show was doing 5-to-6-share ratings. Mr. Bey claimed that in some markets he was beating Oprah Winfrey&rsquo;s syndicated show some days.</p>
<p class="text">During this time, Mr. Bey was also enjoying an active social life.</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;How many nights can you spend at Le Bar Bat with like your hairy chest out there?&rdquo; Ms. Cohen remembered thinking.</p>
<p class="text">Miraculously, Mr. Bey never wound up in the gossip pages, except for one piece in <em>The Globe</em> that claimed he was &ldquo;a closet snob.&rdquo; The gist, according to Mr. Bey: &ldquo;On television, he&rsquo;s your working-class everyman, but in real life, he likes nothing better than to go to the opera or the ballet!&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: -0.1pt">&ldquo;I went to the ballet once,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;And I love Gilbert and Sullivan. I&rsquo;ve seen <em>Carmen</em>&mdash;like everybody.&rdquo;</span></p>
<p class="text">Raised half-Jewish and half-Catholic in Rockaway, Mr. Bey attended four colleges before making it to Yale on scholarship. There he found himself in the company of aristocratic performers like Meryl Streep and Sigourney Weaver and writers like Mr. Durang and the late Wendy Wasserstein.</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: -0.1pt">Talking to <em>The Observer</em> at a recent <a href="/2009/media/former-housemates-andrew-sullivan-and-michael-hirschorn-discuss-future-media"><em>Atlantic</em> panel discussion</a>, Ms. Weaver remembered her classmate. &ldquo;He was just an underused actor, the way a lot of us were,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;It was such a competitive program and they didn&rsquo;t encourage many people.&rdquo;</span></p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.1pt">She said she never caught Mr. Bey&rsquo;s show (&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think his show was aimed at people who live in New York, really,&rdquo; she said), but noted that her father, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2002/03/18/nyregion/sylvester-weaver-93-dies-created-today-and-tonight.html">Sylvester Weaver</a>, had helped create the talk show genre. </span></p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: -0.1pt">In 1994, Mr. Bey bolstered his working-class bona fides in a <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=MeQCAAAAMBAJ&amp;printsec=frontcover#PPA12,M1">letter to <em>New   York</em> magazine</a> criticizing Tad Friend&rsquo;s article &ldquo;<a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=VOMCAAAAMBAJ&amp;printsec=frontcover">White Trash Nation</a>&rdquo;: &ldquo;In times past, such people were called &lsquo;the rabble&rsquo; and &lsquo;the great unwashed&rsquo;; I call them the salt of the earth. They make this city and this country great, and most of them do not read snotty magazines like <em>New York</em>.&rdquo;</span></p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.1pt">Mr. Bey&rsquo;s show was a very complicated parody of that certain segment of the culture. Like most great comedians, Mr. Bey parodied the part of America he loved, not the one he hated.</span></p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.1pt">If the show occasionally took on an air of minstrelsy with segments like &ldquo;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2HxfObuWDg">Mr. Punyverse meets Miss Thunderthighs</a>&rdquo; in which skinny men were dragged on roller skates by large&mdash;and largely African-American&mdash;women, Mr. Bey was quick to say that it had &ldquo;almost a gay comic sensibility&rdquo; and that &ldquo;it was the first show where there were a lot of black people speaking for themselves.&rdquo;</span></p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: -0.1pt">In 1995, <em>Newsday</em>&rsquo;s Marvin Kitman wrote: &ldquo;There are two ways to measure the sleaziest. One is on an absolute scale. Here Richard Bey wins. He never tries to be anything more than a totally exploitive person.&rdquo;</span></p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.15pt">&ldquo;He doesn&rsquo;t know what the fuck he&rsquo;s talking about,&rdquo; Mr. Bey said almost 14 years later. &ldquo;Listen, people volunteered to be on the show, they wanted to be on it. &hellip; The people on the show were pretty tough cookies.&rdquo; </span></p>
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<p class="SubhedStyle"><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt">On Touching or Not Touching Gennifer Flowers</span></strong></p>
<p class="text">Amazingly, it wasn&rsquo;t Miss Thunderthighs that got <em>The Richard Bey Show</em> taken off the air, but rather a serious, issue-based episode featuring Ms. Flowers and others talking about the president&rsquo;s alleged marital infidelities and proximity to drug users while governor of Arkansas. (It would be two years before Mr. Clinton admitted to one encounter with Ms. Flowers after his relationship with Monica Lewinsky made headlines across the world and led to his impeachment.)</p>
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<p class="text">Mr. Bey said that he&rsquo;d noticed <a href="http://www.genniferflowers.com/home.html">Ms. Flowers</a> was scheduled to appear on another talk show around the time of the 1996 presidential elections but that her segment never aired. He called up the singer-actress himself and<span>&nbsp; </span>booked her for his show since, as he put it, &ldquo;mainstream media wouldn&rsquo;t touch her.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">It&rsquo;s worth remembering that at this point in history, talk shows were under intense scrutiny as part of an anti&ndash;&ldquo;trash television&rdquo; movement led by the former drug czar and <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=9XHaviDY-pwC&amp;dq=William+J+Bennett&amp;source=an&amp;hl=en&amp;ei=eGQASqylJ6iQyQW2uN2TCA&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=book_result&amp;ct=result&amp;resnum=5&amp;pgis=1"><em>Book of Virtues</em></a> author William Bennett and Joseph Lieberman, then Connecticut&rsquo;s Democratic senator. Both men were <a href="http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-18828889.html">putting pressure on advertisers</a> to help clean up the airwaves, creating a moral panic not unlike <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fredric_Wertham">Fredric Wertham</a>&rsquo;s crusade against comic books in the 1950s or the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PMRC">PMRC</a>&rsquo;s attacks on explicit lyrics in heavy metal and hip-hop a generation later.</p>
<p class="text">In 1995, a guest on <em>The Jenny Jones Show</em> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/1999/08/27/us/national-news-briefs-man-convicted-again-in-talk-show-murder.htm">killed another after being surprised on air</a> with an admission of a same-sex crush. The murder was followed by a sensational trial that forever dashed the perception of talk shows as harmless, albeit tawdry, entertainment.</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.15pt">&ldquo;There was a lot of crap coming down,&rdquo; Mr. Bey remembered. It may not have been the best time for Mr. Bey to invite Ms. Flowers onto the air.</span></p>
<p class="text">Mr. Bey still has little love for Bill and Hillary Clinton, but he said he had no problem with the president of the United  States (or, at the time of his alleged relationship with Ms. Flowers, the governor of Arkansas) having extramarital affairs. It was the coverup that pissed him off.</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.15pt">&ldquo;I do believe Bill Clinton screwed around like crazy, which I don&rsquo;t give a shit about,&rdquo; Mr. Bey said. &ldquo;But if you screw somebody, you don&rsquo;t threaten them! You don&rsquo;t send them out of the country! You don&rsquo;t have a squad called the &lsquo;Bimbo Alert Squad!&rsquo;&rdquo;</span></p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;I hope somebody gets a blow job every day in the White House&mdash;I don&rsquo;t give a shit about that,&rdquo; he continued. &ldquo;But you don&rsquo;t go after the people afterwards to keep them quiet. You take your lumps.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;He got a raw deal,&rdquo; Ms. Flowers told <em>The Observer</em>. &ldquo;He was very brave to have me on.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">She&rsquo;s currently living in New   Orleans, developing a stage play with music based on her life. Her partners want her to play herself and have their sights set on a Broadway run. She said she had no idea who could play Bill Clinton.</p>
<p class="text">Of her appearance on <em>The Richard Bey Show</em> in 1996, she said, &ldquo;I had some offers, but anybody that would give me an appropriate forum to tell my story in my words was not going to be popular with the Clintons. These people had tremendous influence over the governing bodies for television, radio and that sort of thing.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">Shortly after Ms. Flowers&rsquo; appearance, <em>The Richard Bey Show</em> was canceled.</p>
<p class="text">Ms. Flowers hasn&rsquo;t talked to Mr. Bey since then. (She does, however, claim she received a personal phone call from Mr. Clinton, who wanted to visit her after Hurricane Katrina in 2005.)</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.25pt">According to Ms. Flowers, whom President Clinton once called &ldquo;a person who had spread all kinds of ridiculous, dishonest, exaggerated stories about me for money,&rdquo; it could&rsquo;ve been a lot worse for Mr. Bey. </span></p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.1pt">&ldquo;He could be jeopardizing himself,&rdquo; she said, still speaking in the present tense as if the 1996 election season were still happening for her. &ldquo;He could disappear or die by mysterious circumstances,&rdquo; she said, alluding to the long-standing, but little proven, whispers about the Clintons and their so-called Dixie Mafia.</span></p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;I still have that concern,&rdquo; she said.</p>
<p class="text">It&rsquo;s taken more than a decade, but Mr. Bey has put his time on air in perspective. &ldquo;You&rsquo;re not Mick Jagger and you&rsquo;re not Bob Dylan. And you&rsquo;re not Picasso,&rdquo; he said of hosting a show.</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.1pt">&ldquo;It&rsquo;s not great art. Some people can do it. I can do it. Whatever it is, it&rsquo;s not the greatest artistic skill in the world. Listen, I went to Yale Drama School with Meryl Streep: It isn&rsquo;t a matter of trying harder. I will never be the genius that Meryl Streep is. A talk show is ephemeral. &hellip; Meryl Streep has created characters, especially on film, that will live forever. Her stage performances will be legendary. People will see them and remember them all their lives. Somebody will see <em>The Richard Bey Show</em> and they may remember it, but it&rsquo;s not a transformative experience.&rdquo;</span></p>
<p class="text">He had high hopes for another career in radio, but he lost a gig on New York&rsquo;s ABC affiliate for speaking out against the war in Iraq. His own father told him, &ldquo;You&rsquo;re gonna get fired from your job! Can&rsquo;t you be for this war a little bit?&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;Probably the thing I&rsquo;m most proud of in my career is speaking out against Iraq,&rdquo; he said.</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;I didn&rsquo;t have to do the Gennifer Flowers show, but I did have to tell the truth about the war.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">It was almost time to leave. Mr. Bey had a dinner date with his ex&rsquo;s son. The boy had called several times during the day, and Mr. Bey promised him they&rsquo;d get together tonight. Really, it seemed like the kid just wanted to hear the sound of Mr. Bey&rsquo;s voice on the other end of the phone. Mr. Bey, who used to entertain millions of people, even beating Oprah some days, sounded pleased performing for a key demographic of one.</p>
<p class="text">He was asked one more time about his view. Doesn&rsquo;t he wish he could see the park?</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;I&rsquo;m happy with this,&rdquo; he said gesturing uptown. &ldquo;I can see the reservoir. I&rsquo;m happy to live like this. I&rsquo;m satisfied. I don&rsquo;t need ten million dollars. What they say you need to be happy in your life is someone to love, and work that you love. I have a 10-year-old boy right now that I love, but I don&rsquo;t have a relationship and a steady job.</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.25pt">&ldquo;I&rsquo;d like to get those things, but I&rsquo;m not sitting here going, &lsquo;Woe is me.&rsquo;&rdquo;</span></p>
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<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.1pt">From 1987 to 1996, Richard Bey hosted a syndicated talk show originating on New York&rsquo;s WWOR. In Mr. Beck&rsquo;s theatrical presentation, with its populist pretenses and Mr. Beck&rsquo;s very Bey-like outfit of sports jacket and blue jeans, Mr. Bey said, he spotted a fellow technician of the talk show&rsquo;s art and science, of which he considers himself a founding father. He didn&rsquo;t like all of what he saw in the contemporary practice of the form.</span></p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;He&rsquo;s such a bad actor! He actually wiped a tear away with one finger like [Fran&ccedil;ois] <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francois_Delsarte">Delsarte</a>. It&rsquo;s like 19th-century acting,&rdquo; he told <em>The Observer</em> during a recent visit to his apartment.</p>
<p class="text">His and Mr. Beck&rsquo;s politics couldn&rsquo;t be more diametrically opposed, but politics and acting aside, game recognized game.</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;As much as I detest him, Glenn Beck has that quality. He&rsquo;s the only one who has that quality.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;That&rdquo; quality is hard to describe, but whatever it is, it launched a million daytime talk shows in the 1990s, and Mr. Beck seems to be its last gasp.</p>
<p class="text">At 57 years old, Mr. Bey has never been married. He lives alone in a two-bedroom 46th-floor apartment in a neighborhood with no name. His doorman building is a few seconds&rsquo; scramble north from Hell&rsquo;s Kitchen and a dozen or so blocks&rsquo; stumble south from Lincoln Center.</p>
<p class="text">Mr. Bey&rsquo;s decor is Late 20th-Century Bachelor Utilitarian: The place is tidy, but sparsely furnished. A dining room set dominates the living room filled with an upright piano and a vibrating recliner facing an old TV the size and shape of a Mack truck grille. A wine glass lined with purple swill was left beside the chair. Mr. Bey would have a breathtaking view of Central Park if it weren&rsquo;t for the Trump International Tower and the Time Warner Center blocking the way.</p>
<p class="text">From this Xanadu, the man who changed the face of his medium looks out occasionally on the real world, and, sometimes, plots his return to it.</p>
<p class="text">He greeted <em>The Observer</em> wearing a green shirt open to the third button; a thin gold rope chain nested in his chest. His hair still suspiciously jet black, he had the energy and forthrightness one might remember from his TV show, even though he&rsquo;s been off the air full-time since 1996. He believes that his show was canceled after he interviewed then-President Clinton&rsquo;s alleged ex-lover Gennifer Flowers. A second career in radio ended in 2003. Mr. Bey claimed that his opposition to the war in Iraq did him in.</p>
<p class="text">From time to time, his name reenters the public consciousness: Most recently, this happened when Universal released the trailer for Sacha Baron Cohen&rsquo;s latest ambush movie, <em>Br&uuml;no</em>. In the <a href="http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/bruno/international-red-band-trailer">clip</a>, the talk show host is seen playing the role of his lifetime: a talk show host named Richard Bey.</p>
<p class="text">Mr. Bey could not say whether he was duped into appearing with Mr. Cohen, but the reasons for his silence spoke volumes: There was a nondisclosure agreement. And use was made of his union membership.</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;It&rsquo;s fairly obvious they re-created <em>The Richard Bey Show</em>,&rdquo; he said.</p>
<p class="text"><em>Br&uuml;no</em> aside, Mr. Bey spoke freely even as he was recovering from a recent oral surgery procedure. He told stories about working with Christopher Durang at the Yale School of Drama; how he made almost a million dollars a year at the height of his show; and how he managed to &ldquo;extended my teenage years through my 40s.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">Now, in his late 50s, Mr. Bey has become a self-professed &ldquo;monk.&rdquo; He said he&rsquo;s helping to raise the 10-year-old son of an ex-girlfriend.</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;I never dreamed of being on television,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s been pretty good to me. All of it. I don&rsquo;t have regrets about any of that.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">Mr. Bey said he doesn&rsquo;t even regret watching people like Matt Lauer, someone he traded jobs with for years in Philadelphia and New York, become more successful than him. &ldquo;&lsquo;You could&rsquo;ve been Matt Lauer,&rsquo;&rdquo; Mr. Bey recalled his brother telling him once. &ldquo;&lsquo;Instead, you&rsquo;re Soupy Sales.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;You know what?&rdquo; Mr. Bey responded. &ldquo;I&rsquo;d rather be Soupy Sales.&rdquo;</p>
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<p class="SubhedStyle"><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt">Richard Bey, When Are You Coming Back?</span></strong></p>
<p class="text">Richard Bey is not just another name from New York City&rsquo;s past, like <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/1987/02/27/opinion/the-bumpurs-case-endures.html?scp=2&amp;sq=eleanor%20bumpurs&amp;st=cse">Eleanor Bumpurs</a>, <a href="http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/02/21/the-death-of-larry-davis/?apage=3">Larry &ldquo;Crackhead&rdquo; Davis</a> (not to mention <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17727646/">Larry &ldquo;Bud&rdquo; Melman</a>) or <a href="http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/people/features/2271/">Sukhreet Gabel</a>. He&rsquo;s still recognized all the time.</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;If I go to a cocktail party on the east side, it&rsquo;s the people working for the catering company who know me,&rdquo; he said. Whenever he drives through the Lincoln Tunnel, the toll-takers always shout, &ldquo;Richard Bey! When are you coming back?&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.15pt">Recently a producer from the Learning Channel called Mr. Bey and said he was the Ernie Kovacs of the &rsquo;90s. The guy wanted to know who held the rights to the old <em>Richard Bey Shows</em>, but Mr. Bey didn&rsquo;t know. </span></p>
<p class="text">He has about 500 episodes burned onto DVDs in his apartment. In 1999, a friend from WWOR&rsquo;s Secaucus,  N.J., headquarters called Mr. Bey and told him the maintenance crew was throwing them away along with other shows, and did Mr. Bey want to come retrieve them?</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;One-third of these are garbage,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;One-third of them are all right. But one-third of them are kind of really funny as hell!&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">"If they ran these late night, it's funnier than Jimmy Fallon!"</p>
<p class="text">("The guy is so nervous," Mr. Bey said of Mr. Fallon. "He was nervous not only the first night&mdash;he's still nervous!. My god, suppose you went to see a Broadway show and they go, 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first time the lead actor has been on Broadway stage. He's a little bit nervous. He'll get better in a couple of weeks. Or in a couple of months he'll grow into it.' Gimme a fucking break.")</p>
<p class="text">Based on the clips of those shows <a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&amp;search_query=Richard+Bey+Show&amp;aq=f">available on YouTube</a>, you&rsquo;d think every episode of <em>The Richard Bey Show</em> involved <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmZh8vAg8aI">strippers</a> or <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USXFJjSWens">drag queens</a>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgiuFAq45Zk">wrestling sisters</a>, or what is now known as &ldquo;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVceggx4Xjc">babymama drama</a>.&rdquo;</p>
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<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.1pt">Having started out hosting a straight talk show in Philadelphia in the 1980s (&ldquo;basically a <em>Donahue</em> clone&rdquo;), Mr. Bey was eventually replaced by Mr. Lauer. He then came to New   York to create <em>Nine Broadcast Plaza</em>, which eventually morphed into <em>The Richard Bey Show</em>, a shameless parody, essentially, of his chosen genre and his entire career to date.</span></p>
<p class="text">In those days, everyone had a show: Mr. Bey shared the <em>TV Guide</em> grid with Montel Williams, Jenny Jones, Jerry Springer, Sally Jessy Raphael, Charles Perez, Ricki  Lake, Geraldo Rivera, Carnie Wilson, George Hamilton and Alana Stewart, Danny Bonaduce, Tempestt Bledsoe and Gabrielle Carteris.</p>
<p class="text">Most shows, he&rsquo;d <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x-wunIaLMU">enter the studio to raucous applause</a>, run into the crowd, maybe do a little soft shoe or take a female audience member by the hand and give her a twirl. Sometimes he&rsquo;d trot out characters like Dick Bey, Private Eye, or quote Shakespeare to the astonishment of his crew. He never worked with cue cards or a TelePrompter. Many of his shows aired live, and he refused an earpiece feeding him directions.</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.15pt">&ldquo;We would give him this stuff and he&rsquo;d study it with a highlighter and by the time he walked out there, he had written an entire show open in his mind. He could make something from practically nothing,&rdquo; said Alexandra Cohen, Mr. Bey&rsquo;s supervising producer, who has since gone on to executive-produce <a href="http://abc.go.com/daytime/theview/index"><em>The View</em></a> for ABC.</span></p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think the show got the credit it deserves,&rdquo; said Andy Lassner, executive producer of <a href="http://ellen.warnerbros.com/">Ellen DeGeneres&rsquo; show</a>. In the early &rsquo;90s, he was an associate producer on <em>Nine Broadcast Plaza</em> and eventually an executive producer of <em>The Richard Bey Show</em>. &ldquo;Here&rsquo;s this guy with this million-dollar Yale smile, and he&rsquo;s talking into the camera and explaining how we&rsquo;re gonna do a big-butt contest, and somehow it made it legitimate because it came out of his mouth. Because he&rsquo;s so smart and so articulate about it.</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;He gave a legitimacy to all this,&rdquo; Mr. Lassner said.</p>
<p class="text">Mr. Lassner said that at its height, the show was doing 5-to-6-share ratings. Mr. Bey claimed that in some markets he was beating Oprah Winfrey&rsquo;s syndicated show some days.</p>
<p class="text">During this time, Mr. Bey was also enjoying an active social life.</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;How many nights can you spend at Le Bar Bat with like your hairy chest out there?&rdquo; Ms. Cohen remembered thinking.</p>
<p class="text">Miraculously, Mr. Bey never wound up in the gossip pages, except for one piece in <em>The Globe</em> that claimed he was &ldquo;a closet snob.&rdquo; The gist, according to Mr. Bey: &ldquo;On television, he&rsquo;s your working-class everyman, but in real life, he likes nothing better than to go to the opera or the ballet!&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: -0.1pt">&ldquo;I went to the ballet once,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;And I love Gilbert and Sullivan. I&rsquo;ve seen <em>Carmen</em>&mdash;like everybody.&rdquo;</span></p>
<p class="text">Raised half-Jewish and half-Catholic in Rockaway, Mr. Bey attended four colleges before making it to Yale on scholarship. There he found himself in the company of aristocratic performers like Meryl Streep and Sigourney Weaver and writers like Mr. Durang and the late Wendy Wasserstein.</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: -0.1pt">Talking to <em>The Observer</em> at a recent <a href="/2009/media/former-housemates-andrew-sullivan-and-michael-hirschorn-discuss-future-media"><em>Atlantic</em> panel discussion</a>, Ms. Weaver remembered her classmate. &ldquo;He was just an underused actor, the way a lot of us were,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;It was such a competitive program and they didn&rsquo;t encourage many people.&rdquo;</span></p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.1pt">She said she never caught Mr. Bey&rsquo;s show (&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think his show was aimed at people who live in New York, really,&rdquo; she said), but noted that her father, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2002/03/18/nyregion/sylvester-weaver-93-dies-created-today-and-tonight.html">Sylvester Weaver</a>, had helped create the talk show genre. </span></p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: -0.1pt">In 1994, Mr. Bey bolstered his working-class bona fides in a <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=MeQCAAAAMBAJ&amp;printsec=frontcover#PPA12,M1">letter to <em>New   York</em> magazine</a> criticizing Tad Friend&rsquo;s article &ldquo;<a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=VOMCAAAAMBAJ&amp;printsec=frontcover">White Trash Nation</a>&rdquo;: &ldquo;In times past, such people were called &lsquo;the rabble&rsquo; and &lsquo;the great unwashed&rsquo;; I call them the salt of the earth. They make this city and this country great, and most of them do not read snotty magazines like <em>New York</em>.&rdquo;</span></p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.1pt">Mr. Bey&rsquo;s show was a very complicated parody of that certain segment of the culture. Like most great comedians, Mr. Bey parodied the part of America he loved, not the one he hated.</span></p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.1pt">If the show occasionally took on an air of minstrelsy with segments like &ldquo;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2HxfObuWDg">Mr. Punyverse meets Miss Thunderthighs</a>&rdquo; in which skinny men were dragged on roller skates by large&mdash;and largely African-American&mdash;women, Mr. Bey was quick to say that it had &ldquo;almost a gay comic sensibility&rdquo; and that &ldquo;it was the first show where there were a lot of black people speaking for themselves.&rdquo;</span></p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: -0.1pt">In 1995, <em>Newsday</em>&rsquo;s Marvin Kitman wrote: &ldquo;There are two ways to measure the sleaziest. One is on an absolute scale. Here Richard Bey wins. He never tries to be anything more than a totally exploitive person.&rdquo;</span></p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.15pt">&ldquo;He doesn&rsquo;t know what the fuck he&rsquo;s talking about,&rdquo; Mr. Bey said almost 14 years later. &ldquo;Listen, people volunteered to be on the show, they wanted to be on it. &hellip; The people on the show were pretty tough cookies.&rdquo; </span></p>
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<p class="text">Amazingly, it wasn&rsquo;t Miss Thunderthighs that got <em>The Richard Bey Show</em> taken off the air, but rather a serious, issue-based episode featuring Ms. Flowers and others talking about the president&rsquo;s alleged marital infidelities and proximity to drug users while governor of Arkansas. (It would be two years before Mr. Clinton admitted to one encounter with Ms. Flowers after his relationship with Monica Lewinsky made headlines across the world and led to his impeachment.)</p>
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<p class="text">Mr. Bey said that he&rsquo;d noticed <a href="http://www.genniferflowers.com/home.html">Ms. Flowers</a> was scheduled to appear on another talk show around the time of the 1996 presidential elections but that her segment never aired. He called up the singer-actress himself and<span>&nbsp; </span>booked her for his show since, as he put it, &ldquo;mainstream media wouldn&rsquo;t touch her.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">It&rsquo;s worth remembering that at this point in history, talk shows were under intense scrutiny as part of an anti&ndash;&ldquo;trash television&rdquo; movement led by the former drug czar and <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=9XHaviDY-pwC&amp;dq=William+J+Bennett&amp;source=an&amp;hl=en&amp;ei=eGQASqylJ6iQyQW2uN2TCA&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=book_result&amp;ct=result&amp;resnum=5&amp;pgis=1"><em>Book of Virtues</em></a> author William Bennett and Joseph Lieberman, then Connecticut&rsquo;s Democratic senator. Both men were <a href="http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-18828889.html">putting pressure on advertisers</a> to help clean up the airwaves, creating a moral panic not unlike <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fredric_Wertham">Fredric Wertham</a>&rsquo;s crusade against comic books in the 1950s or the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PMRC">PMRC</a>&rsquo;s attacks on explicit lyrics in heavy metal and hip-hop a generation later.</p>
<p class="text">In 1995, a guest on <em>The Jenny Jones Show</em> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/1999/08/27/us/national-news-briefs-man-convicted-again-in-talk-show-murder.htm">killed another after being surprised on air</a> with an admission of a same-sex crush. The murder was followed by a sensational trial that forever dashed the perception of talk shows as harmless, albeit tawdry, entertainment.</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.15pt">&ldquo;There was a lot of crap coming down,&rdquo; Mr. Bey remembered. It may not have been the best time for Mr. Bey to invite Ms. Flowers onto the air.</span></p>
<p class="text">Mr. Bey still has little love for Bill and Hillary Clinton, but he said he had no problem with the president of the United  States (or, at the time of his alleged relationship with Ms. Flowers, the governor of Arkansas) having extramarital affairs. It was the coverup that pissed him off.</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.15pt">&ldquo;I do believe Bill Clinton screwed around like crazy, which I don&rsquo;t give a shit about,&rdquo; Mr. Bey said. &ldquo;But if you screw somebody, you don&rsquo;t threaten them! You don&rsquo;t send them out of the country! You don&rsquo;t have a squad called the &lsquo;Bimbo Alert Squad!&rsquo;&rdquo;</span></p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;I hope somebody gets a blow job every day in the White House&mdash;I don&rsquo;t give a shit about that,&rdquo; he continued. &ldquo;But you don&rsquo;t go after the people afterwards to keep them quiet. You take your lumps.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;He got a raw deal,&rdquo; Ms. Flowers told <em>The Observer</em>. &ldquo;He was very brave to have me on.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">She&rsquo;s currently living in New   Orleans, developing a stage play with music based on her life. Her partners want her to play herself and have their sights set on a Broadway run. She said she had no idea who could play Bill Clinton.</p>
<p class="text">Of her appearance on <em>The Richard Bey Show</em> in 1996, she said, &ldquo;I had some offers, but anybody that would give me an appropriate forum to tell my story in my words was not going to be popular with the Clintons. These people had tremendous influence over the governing bodies for television, radio and that sort of thing.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">Shortly after Ms. Flowers&rsquo; appearance, <em>The Richard Bey Show</em> was canceled.</p>
<p class="text">Ms. Flowers hasn&rsquo;t talked to Mr. Bey since then. (She does, however, claim she received a personal phone call from Mr. Clinton, who wanted to visit her after Hurricane Katrina in 2005.)</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.25pt">According to Ms. Flowers, whom President Clinton once called &ldquo;a person who had spread all kinds of ridiculous, dishonest, exaggerated stories about me for money,&rdquo; it could&rsquo;ve been a lot worse for Mr. Bey. </span></p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.1pt">&ldquo;He could be jeopardizing himself,&rdquo; she said, still speaking in the present tense as if the 1996 election season were still happening for her. &ldquo;He could disappear or die by mysterious circumstances,&rdquo; she said, alluding to the long-standing, but little proven, whispers about the Clintons and their so-called Dixie Mafia.</span></p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;I still have that concern,&rdquo; she said.</p>
<p class="text">It&rsquo;s taken more than a decade, but Mr. Bey has put his time on air in perspective. &ldquo;You&rsquo;re not Mick Jagger and you&rsquo;re not Bob Dylan. And you&rsquo;re not Picasso,&rdquo; he said of hosting a show.</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.1pt">&ldquo;It&rsquo;s not great art. Some people can do it. I can do it. Whatever it is, it&rsquo;s not the greatest artistic skill in the world. Listen, I went to Yale Drama School with Meryl Streep: It isn&rsquo;t a matter of trying harder. I will never be the genius that Meryl Streep is. A talk show is ephemeral. &hellip; Meryl Streep has created characters, especially on film, that will live forever. Her stage performances will be legendary. People will see them and remember them all their lives. Somebody will see <em>The Richard Bey Show</em> and they may remember it, but it&rsquo;s not a transformative experience.&rdquo;</span></p>
<p class="text">He had high hopes for another career in radio, but he lost a gig on New York&rsquo;s ABC affiliate for speaking out against the war in Iraq. His own father told him, &ldquo;You&rsquo;re gonna get fired from your job! Can&rsquo;t you be for this war a little bit?&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;Probably the thing I&rsquo;m most proud of in my career is speaking out against Iraq,&rdquo; he said.</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;I didn&rsquo;t have to do the Gennifer Flowers show, but I did have to tell the truth about the war.&rdquo;</p>
<p class="text">It was almost time to leave. Mr. Bey had a dinner date with his ex&rsquo;s son. The boy had called several times during the day, and Mr. Bey promised him they&rsquo;d get together tonight. Really, it seemed like the kid just wanted to hear the sound of Mr. Bey&rsquo;s voice on the other end of the phone. Mr. Bey, who used to entertain millions of people, even beating Oprah some days, sounded pleased performing for a key demographic of one.</p>
<p class="text">He was asked one more time about his view. Doesn&rsquo;t he wish he could see the park?</p>
<p class="text">&ldquo;I&rsquo;m happy with this,&rdquo; he said gesturing uptown. &ldquo;I can see the reservoir. I&rsquo;m happy to live like this. I&rsquo;m satisfied. I don&rsquo;t need ten million dollars. What they say you need to be happy in your life is someone to love, and work that you love. I have a 10-year-old boy right now that I love, but I don&rsquo;t have a relationship and a steady job.</p>
<p class="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.25pt">&ldquo;I&rsquo;d like to get those things, but I&rsquo;m not sitting here going, &lsquo;Woe is me.&rsquo;&rdquo;</span></p>
<p class="emailtagline" style="text-align: left" align="left"><em>mhaber@observer.com</em></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/kindle2.jpg?w=300&h=300" />This morning in the 743-seat basement theater of the Michael Schimmel Center for the Arts at Pace University, <a href="http://phx.corporate-ir.net/phoenix.zhtml?c=97664&amp;p=irol-govBio&amp;ID=69376">Jeff Bezos</a>, president, chief executive and chairman of the board of Amazon, and <a href="/term/arthur-sulzberger-jr.">Arthur Sulzberger Jr.</a>, publisher of <em>The New York Times</em> and chairman of the New York Times Company, unveiled a device they hope will save newspapers: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Kindle-DX-Amazons-Wireless-Generation/dp/B0015TCML0/ref=amb_link_84277971_5?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;pf_rd_s=gateway-center-column&amp;pf_rd_r=06KS71ZXWCHTP41HT3K0&amp;pf_rd_t=101&amp;pf_rd_p=476565871&amp;pf_rd_i=507846">The Kindle DX</a>, which features a 9.7-inch screen designed for newspapers and textbooks. That's 2.5 times the size of the original Kindle, which <a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-10784_3-9819942-7.html">debuted in November 2007</a> and was updated in <a href="http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/02/showdown-kindle/">February 2009</a>.</p>
<p>The Kindle DX, which can handle PDF files and can rotate like an iPhone, will sell on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Kindle-DX-Amazons-Wireless-Generation/dp/B0015TCML0/ref=amb_link_84277971_5?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;pf_rd_s=gateway-center-column&amp;pf_rd_r=06KS71ZXWCHTP41HT3K0&amp;pf_rd_t=101&amp;pf_rd_p=476565871&amp;pf_rd_i=507846">Amazon.com for $489</a>.</p>
<p>"Wonderful!" Shouted Mr. Sulzberger, who seemed very excited.</p>
<p>Mr. Bezos, who late last week <a href="http://pragcap.com/more-on-insider-selling">unloaded 200,000 shares in Amazon stock</a>, according to the Pragmatic Capitalist, appeared before the crowd in loose-fitting jeans and a blazer, sans tie. Mr. Sulzberger was also casual in earth tones. He was missing his tie, as well.</p>
<p>Standing in front of a giant projection Steve Jobs&ndash;style (despite a few technical glitches&mdash;woops!), Mr. Sulzberger told the crowd that <em>The New York Times,</em> <em>The Washington Post</em> and <em>The Boston Globe </em>would be offered at reduced prices to readers who live in areas where home delivery is not available and who sign up for long-term subscriptions to the Kindle editions of the newspapers. He referred to this as a marketing test.</p>
<p>Additionally, 37 national and international newspapers  would be made available on device with monthly subscriptions of $5.99 to $14.99 per month. Twenty-eight magazines, including <em>Time</em>, <em>The New Yorker</em>, <em>The Atlantic</em>, <em>Forbes</em> and <em>Fortune</em>, with subscriptions ranging from $1.25 to $8.99 per month, are also Kindle-ready.</p>
<p>Mr. Sulzberger called the Times Company's embrace of the Kindle DX "an important milestone in the convergence of print and digital."</p>
<p>"We at the New York Times company are delighted to make use of the Kindle DX," Mr. Sulzberger continued. "We know that the e-reader can offer the same satisfying experience [as the print edition]."</p>
<p>One source at <em>The Times</em> said that the Kindle DX is held by some in the building as an answer to what's been plaguing the news industry.</p>
<p>This isn't the first time Mr. Sulzberger has been talking to executives about a new toy. Another source said that <a href="http://www.hp.com/hpinfo/execteam/bios/hurd.html">Hewlett Packard CEO Mark Hurd</a> met with Mr. Sulzberger in the Times Building on the afternoon of April 14 to "discuss business" after Mr. Hurd had met with the Biz Day staff (and one Hewlett Packard person in the room also said that HP had met with Time Inc. execs in Palo Alto a few weeks earlier).</p>
<p><em>The Times</em>&mdash;and other news organizations&mdash;has been looking forward to just such a device for a while. In January, <em>The Times</em>' David Carr put out a desperate plea in his Monday Media Equation column: <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/12/business/media/12carr.html">Let&rsquo;s Invent an iTunes for News</a>. Mr. Carr cited a posting on TechCrunch in which Michael Arrington <a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/12/30/large-form-ipod-touch-to-launch-in-fall-09/">hinted</a> at a breakthrough device on the horizon, "a large screen iPod touch device to be released in the Fall of '09, with a 7 or 9 inch screen."</p>
<p>Who could blame Mr. Carr for being excited about such a thing. (This paper was <a href="/2009/media/man-bites-blog-hey-you-media-wimps-if-you-want-save-newspapers-learn-love-your-iphones-th">excited about the idea</a>, too.) While it's arguable that Apple's iPod and iTunes Store furthered the music industry's decline and chipped away at the integrity of albums by selling singles piecemeal, publishers and media workers desperate for something&mdash;anything&mdash;that can keep them afloat are waiting with bated breath for just such a device and a related revenue model.</p>
<p>Also in January, Business Insider's Nicholas Carson <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/2009/1/printing-the-nyt-costs-twice-as-much-as-sending-every-subscriber-a-free-kindle">crunched some numbers</a> and determined that it would be cheaper for the New York Times Company to distribute Kindles to its subscribers than continue printing the paper every day.</p>
<p>On Monday, <em>The Times</em>' Brad Stone <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/04/technology/companies/04reader.htm">reported</a> on a large-screen Kindle aimed at newspaper and magazine readers and the next day, <em>Time</em>'s Josh Quittner <a href="http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1895737,00.html">brought word</a> that Amazon's Jeff Bezos and the New York Times Company's Arthur Sulzberger would be presenting the new device, thereby "signaling some kind of partnership between the Times and Amazon."</p>
<p>We'll be watching as this partnership continues.</p>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/kindle2.jpg?w=300&h=300" />This morning in the 743-seat basement theater of the Michael Schimmel Center for the Arts at Pace University, <a href="http://phx.corporate-ir.net/phoenix.zhtml?c=97664&amp;p=irol-govBio&amp;ID=69376">Jeff Bezos</a>, president, chief executive and chairman of the board of Amazon, and <a href="/term/arthur-sulzberger-jr.">Arthur Sulzberger Jr.</a>, publisher of <em>The New York Times</em> and chairman of the New York Times Company, unveiled a device they hope will save newspapers: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Kindle-DX-Amazons-Wireless-Generation/dp/B0015TCML0/ref=amb_link_84277971_5?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;pf_rd_s=gateway-center-column&amp;pf_rd_r=06KS71ZXWCHTP41HT3K0&amp;pf_rd_t=101&amp;pf_rd_p=476565871&amp;pf_rd_i=507846">The Kindle DX</a>, which features a 9.7-inch screen designed for newspapers and textbooks. That's 2.5 times the size of the original Kindle, which <a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-10784_3-9819942-7.html">debuted in November 2007</a> and was updated in <a href="http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/02/showdown-kindle/">February 2009</a>.</p>
<p>The Kindle DX, which can handle PDF files and can rotate like an iPhone, will sell on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Kindle-DX-Amazons-Wireless-Generation/dp/B0015TCML0/ref=amb_link_84277971_5?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;pf_rd_s=gateway-center-column&amp;pf_rd_r=06KS71ZXWCHTP41HT3K0&amp;pf_rd_t=101&amp;pf_rd_p=476565871&amp;pf_rd_i=507846">Amazon.com for $489</a>.</p>
<p>"Wonderful!" Shouted Mr. Sulzberger, who seemed very excited.</p>
<p>Mr. Bezos, who late last week <a href="http://pragcap.com/more-on-insider-selling">unloaded 200,000 shares in Amazon stock</a>, according to the Pragmatic Capitalist, appeared before the crowd in loose-fitting jeans and a blazer, sans tie. Mr. Sulzberger was also casual in earth tones. He was missing his tie, as well.</p>
<p>Standing in front of a giant projection Steve Jobs&ndash;style (despite a few technical glitches&mdash;woops!), Mr. Sulzberger told the crowd that <em>The New York Times,</em> <em>The Washington Post</em> and <em>The Boston Globe </em>would be offered at reduced prices to readers who live in areas where home delivery is not available and who sign up for long-term subscriptions to the Kindle editions of the newspapers. He referred to this as a marketing test.</p>
<p>Additionally, 37 national and international newspapers  would be made available on device with monthly subscriptions of $5.99 to $14.99 per month. Twenty-eight magazines, including <em>Time</em>, <em>The New Yorker</em>, <em>The Atlantic</em>, <em>Forbes</em> and <em>Fortune</em>, with subscriptions ranging from $1.25 to $8.99 per month, are also Kindle-ready.</p>
<p>Mr. Sulzberger called the Times Company's embrace of the Kindle DX "an important milestone in the convergence of print and digital."</p>
<p>"We at the New York Times company are delighted to make use of the Kindle DX," Mr. Sulzberger continued. "We know that the e-reader can offer the same satisfying experience [as the print edition]."</p>
<p>One source at <em>The Times</em> said that the Kindle DX is held by some in the building as an answer to what's been plaguing the news industry.</p>
<p>This isn't the first time Mr. Sulzberger has been talking to executives about a new toy. Another source said that <a href="http://www.hp.com/hpinfo/execteam/bios/hurd.html">Hewlett Packard CEO Mark Hurd</a> met with Mr. Sulzberger in the Times Building on the afternoon of April 14 to "discuss business" after Mr. Hurd had met with the Biz Day staff (and one Hewlett Packard person in the room also said that HP had met with Time Inc. execs in Palo Alto a few weeks earlier).</p>
<p><em>The Times</em>&mdash;and other news organizations&mdash;has been looking forward to just such a device for a while. In January, <em>The Times</em>' David Carr put out a desperate plea in his Monday Media Equation column: <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/12/business/media/12carr.html">Let&rsquo;s Invent an iTunes for News</a>. Mr. Carr cited a posting on TechCrunch in which Michael Arrington <a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/12/30/large-form-ipod-touch-to-launch-in-fall-09/">hinted</a> at a breakthrough device on the horizon, "a large screen iPod touch device to be released in the Fall of '09, with a 7 or 9 inch screen."</p>
<p>Who could blame Mr. Carr for being excited about such a thing. (This paper was <a href="/2009/media/man-bites-blog-hey-you-media-wimps-if-you-want-save-newspapers-learn-love-your-iphones-th">excited about the idea</a>, too.) While it's arguable that Apple's iPod and iTunes Store furthered the music industry's decline and chipped away at the integrity of albums by selling singles piecemeal, publishers and media workers desperate for something&mdash;anything&mdash;that can keep them afloat are waiting with bated breath for just such a device and a related revenue model.</p>
<p>Also in January, Business Insider's Nicholas Carson <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/2009/1/printing-the-nyt-costs-twice-as-much-as-sending-every-subscriber-a-free-kindle">crunched some numbers</a> and determined that it would be cheaper for the New York Times Company to distribute Kindles to its subscribers than continue printing the paper every day.</p>
<p>On Monday, <em>The Times</em>' Brad Stone <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/04/technology/companies/04reader.htm">reported</a> on a large-screen Kindle aimed at newspaper and magazine readers and the next day, <em>Time</em>'s Josh Quittner <a href="http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1895737,00.html">brought word</a> that Amazon's Jeff Bezos and the New York Times Company's Arthur Sulzberger would be presenting the new device, thereby "signaling some kind of partnership between the Times and Amazon."</p>
<p>We'll be watching as this partnership continues.</p>
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		<title>Saying Goodbye To The Old &#8216;City&#8217;: Writers, Bagpiper, Bid Farewell to Defunct Times Section</title>

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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 10:31:00 -0400</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>Matt Haber</dc:creator>
				
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/city050509.jpg?w=300&h=225" />On the rainy evening of the fourth of May, a small group of people showed up at <a href="http://www.17murray.com/">17 Murray</a>, a bar in Tribeca decorated with Frank Sinatra's mugshot and one of those talking Rodney Dangerfield statues one might find in an <a href="http://www.mcphee.com/">Archie McPhee catalog</a>, to celebrate the life and <a href="/2009/media/city-goes-dark-writers-reflect-closing-times-section">recent death</a> of <em>The New York Times</em>' '<a href="http://nytimes.com/yr/mo/day/nyregion/thecity/index.html">City</a>' section&nbsp;</p>
<p>In keeping with the thing that brought them all there, the event, planned by 'City' essayists <a href="http://www.saaradutton.com/">Saara Dutton</a> and <a href="http://yorkvillestoopstonuts.blogspot.com/">Tommy Pryor</a>, was a small and slightly eccentric affair.</p>
<p>Mr. Pryor, 55, grew up in the city and only started writing five or six years ago. In February 2008, he contributed an essay about <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/03/nyregion/thecity/03gian.html?scp=5&amp;sq=Thomas%20Pryor&amp;st=cse">putting his mother in a headlock</a> as a kid and another one about <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/24/nyregion/thecity/24thir.html?scp=5&amp;sq=Thomas%20R.%20Pryor&amp;st=cse">infiltrating the Yankees bullpen with his father</a>.</p>
<p>Ms. Dutton said she was inspired to move to New York in equal parts by the city she saw depicted on <em>Sesame Street</em> and in <em>SPY</em> Magazine as a kid growing up in Honolulu and Seattle. She moved to New York three weeks after 9/11 and went on to write a piece for 'City' about Duane Reade's shopping bags headlined <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/12/nyregion/thecity/12duan.html?scp=1&amp;sq=Saara%20Dutton&amp;st=cse">Sacks and the City</a> and a <a href="http://query.nytimes.com/search/sitesearch?query=Saara+Dutton&amp;x=0&amp;y=0&amp;type=nyt">few other pieces</a> over the years.</p>
<p>"Truly, as a person who always wanted to move here, it's like our section," Ms. Dutton enthused.</p>
<p>Of the section's ending, she said, "I think it's incredibly sad."</p>
<p>Mr. Pryor explained that the event was originally planned as a wake&mdash;a loving, boozy, Irish-style wake&mdash;but that "out of respect" for the section's editors, it was reframed as a toast.</p>
<p>(While this party wasn't organized by the paper of record, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/08/business/media/08askthetimes.html?_r=1&amp;pagewanted=all">Connie Rosenblum</a>, the editor of 'City' since 1999, told <em>The Observer</em> by telephone earlier in the day that she wished she could be there. "I'm sure it's gonna be wonderful," she said.)</p>
<p>Part of the wonderfulness involved the hiring of a bagpipe player, who kicked things off with his rendition of "Amazing Grace" and made a pretty picture in a modified NYPD uniform including kilt and spats; the small group of attendees hushed up and the rest of the room, full of after-work drinkers, didn't seem to mind the pipes or the half- dozen digital cameras whirring away.</p>
<p>Before he started, <em>The Observer</em> asked the bagpiper&mdash;who wouldn't give his name&mdash;what he thought of the event he'd been hired to perform at. "A buddy of mine was supposed to do this but he called me at noon and asked me to do this for him," he said.</p>
<p>Did he know what the event was all about? "No, not really," he said with the sort of thick outer borough accent Tom Wolfe once examined in his <em>New York</em> essay <a href="http://faculty.ed.umuc.edu/~jmatthew/articles/honks.html">Honks and Wonks</a>.</p>
<p>When a reporter explained to him that it was a tribute to a section of <em>The New York Times</em> that had been discontinued, the piper admitted he didn't really read the paper much. "I'm an online kinda guy," he said.</p>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/city050509.jpg?w=300&h=225" />On the rainy evening of the fourth of May, a small group of people showed up at <a href="http://www.17murray.com/">17 Murray</a>, a bar in Tribeca decorated with Frank Sinatra's mugshot and one of those talking Rodney Dangerfield statues one might find in an <a href="http://www.mcphee.com/">Archie McPhee catalog</a>, to celebrate the life and <a href="/2009/media/city-goes-dark-writers-reflect-closing-times-section">recent death</a> of <em>The New York Times</em>' '<a href="http://nytimes.com/yr/mo/day/nyregion/thecity/index.html">City</a>' section&nbsp;</p>
<p>In keeping with the thing that brought them all there, the event, planned by 'City' essayists <a href="http://www.saaradutton.com/">Saara Dutton</a> and <a href="http://yorkvillestoopstonuts.blogspot.com/">Tommy Pryor</a>, was a small and slightly eccentric affair.</p>
<p>Mr. Pryor, 55, grew up in the city and only started writing five or six years ago. In February 2008, he contributed an essay about <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/03/nyregion/thecity/03gian.html?scp=5&amp;sq=Thomas%20Pryor&amp;st=cse">putting his mother in a headlock</a> as a kid and another one about <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/24/nyregion/thecity/24thir.html?scp=5&amp;sq=Thomas%20R.%20Pryor&amp;st=cse">infiltrating the Yankees bullpen with his father</a>.</p>
<p>Ms. Dutton said she was inspired to move to New York in equal parts by the city she saw depicted on <em>Sesame Street</em> and in <em>SPY</em> Magazine as a kid growing up in Honolulu and Seattle. She moved to New York three weeks after 9/11 and went on to write a piece for 'City' about Duane Reade's shopping bags headlined <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/12/nyregion/thecity/12duan.html?scp=1&amp;sq=Saara%20Dutton&amp;st=cse">Sacks and the City</a> and a <a href="http://query.nytimes.com/search/sitesearch?query=Saara+Dutton&amp;x=0&amp;y=0&amp;type=nyt">few other pieces</a> over the years.</p>
<p>"Truly, as a person who always wanted to move here, it's like our section," Ms. Dutton enthused.</p>
<p>Of the section's ending, she said, "I think it's incredibly sad."</p>
<p>Mr. Pryor explained that the event was originally planned as a wake&mdash;a loving, boozy, Irish-style wake&mdash;but that "out of respect" for the section's editors, it was reframed as a toast.</p>
<p>(While this party wasn't organized by the paper of record, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/08/business/media/08askthetimes.html?_r=1&amp;pagewanted=all">Connie Rosenblum</a>, the editor of 'City' since 1999, told <em>The Observer</em> by telephone earlier in the day that she wished she could be there. "I'm sure it's gonna be wonderful," she said.)</p>
<p>Part of the wonderfulness involved the hiring of a bagpipe player, who kicked things off with his rendition of "Amazing Grace" and made a pretty picture in a modified NYPD uniform including kilt and spats; the small group of attendees hushed up and the rest of the room, full of after-work drinkers, didn't seem to mind the pipes or the half- dozen digital cameras whirring away.</p>
<p>Before he started, <em>The Observer</em> asked the bagpiper&mdash;who wouldn't give his name&mdash;what he thought of the event he'd been hired to perform at. "A buddy of mine was supposed to do this but he called me at noon and asked me to do this for him," he said.</p>
<p>Did he know what the event was all about? "No, not really," he said with the sort of thick outer borough accent Tom Wolfe once examined in his <em>New York</em> essay <a href="http://faculty.ed.umuc.edu/~jmatthew/articles/honks.html">Honks and Wonks</a>.</p>
<p>When a reporter explained to him that it was a tribute to a section of <em>The New York Times</em> that had been discontinued, the piper admitted he didn't really read the paper much. "I'm an online kinda guy," he said.</p>
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		<title>If Jon Meacham&#8217;s Third Grade Teacher Is Reading This, You Owe the Pulitzer Prizewinner a Call</title>

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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:53:15 -0400</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>Matt Haber</dc:creator>
				
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/meacham_042209.jpg?w=300&h=225" />When the <a href="/2009/media/2009-pulitzer-prize-winners-and-nominees-announced-columbia">2009 Pulitzer Prizewinners</a> were announced at on Monday at Columbia University, Jon Meacham was far from New York at another institute for higher learning. The <em>Newsweek</em> editor and <a href="http://www.randomhouse.com/catalog/display.pperl/9781400063253.html">Andrew Jackson biographer</a> was at a board meeting at <a href="http://www.sewanee.edu/">Sewanee: The University of the South</a> in Sewanee, Tennessee, when his BlackBerry "lit up."</p>
<p>How many emails did Mr. Meacham get Monday when his&nbsp;<em>American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House</em> <a href="http://www.pulitzer.org/citation/2009-Biography-or-Autobiography">won for biography</a>? "Oh, probably five or six hundred," he told <em>The Observer</em> the next day at a reception on the 21st floor of <em>Newsweek</em>'s New York office on 57th Street.</p>
<p>One message was from <em>New Yorker</em> editor and fellow Pulitzer Prizewinner (1994, <a href="http://www.pulitzer.org/awards/1994"> general nonfiction</a> for <em>Lenin's Tomb</em>) David Remnick, who told him, "You're about to hear from your third grade teacher, so enjoy it." (Close: Mr. Meacham heard from his seventh grade teacher.)</p>
<p>"I'm still a little numb," Mr. Meacham said surveying the room. "It's all very exciting."</p>
<p>Mr. Meacham's attention was a bit divided by the crowd of well-wishers&mdash;among them legendary <em>Washington Post</em> executive editor Ben Bradlee, Gay and Nan Talese, about 50&nbsp;<em>Newsweek</em> staffers, and Mr. Meacham's 6-year-old son, Sam, who ran over more than once to offer his dad some love&mdash;but <em>The Observer</em> managed to ask him a question or two.</p>
<p>Was it strange that on the very week his magazine ran a cover story headlined <a href="http://www.newsweek.com/id/194590">&ldquo;The Confessions of Eliot Spitzer&rdquo;</a> (the latest in a series of gestures <em>The Observer</em>'s John Koblin called <a href="/2009/media/reconstruction-eliot-spitzer-notes-boomlet">&ldquo;The Reconstruction of Eliot Spitzer&rdquo;</a> in March), <em>The New York Times</em> took home journalism's top award for <a href="http://www.pulitzer.org/citation/2009-Breaking-News-Reporting">breaking the story that brought the former governor of New York down</a>?</p>
<p>"Yeah," Mr. Meacham said with a long, almost uncomfortable pause. "I guess I think that's what we call coincidence."</p>
<p>At that, he laughed.</p>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/meacham_042209.jpg?w=300&h=225" />When the <a href="/2009/media/2009-pulitzer-prize-winners-and-nominees-announced-columbia">2009 Pulitzer Prizewinners</a> were announced at on Monday at Columbia University, Jon Meacham was far from New York at another institute for higher learning. The <em>Newsweek</em> editor and <a href="http://www.randomhouse.com/catalog/display.pperl/9781400063253.html">Andrew Jackson biographer</a> was at a board meeting at <a href="http://www.sewanee.edu/">Sewanee: The University of the South</a> in Sewanee, Tennessee, when his BlackBerry "lit up."</p>
<p>How many emails did Mr. Meacham get Monday when his&nbsp;<em>American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House</em> <a href="http://www.pulitzer.org/citation/2009-Biography-or-Autobiography">won for biography</a>? "Oh, probably five or six hundred," he told <em>The Observer</em> the next day at a reception on the 21st floor of <em>Newsweek</em>'s New York office on 57th Street.</p>
<p>One message was from <em>New Yorker</em> editor and fellow Pulitzer Prizewinner (1994, <a href="http://www.pulitzer.org/awards/1994"> general nonfiction</a> for <em>Lenin's Tomb</em>) David Remnick, who told him, "You're about to hear from your third grade teacher, so enjoy it." (Close: Mr. Meacham heard from his seventh grade teacher.)</p>
<p>"I'm still a little numb," Mr. Meacham said surveying the room. "It's all very exciting."</p>
<p>Mr. Meacham's attention was a bit divided by the crowd of well-wishers&mdash;among them legendary <em>Washington Post</em> executive editor Ben Bradlee, Gay and Nan Talese, about 50&nbsp;<em>Newsweek</em> staffers, and Mr. Meacham's 6-year-old son, Sam, who ran over more than once to offer his dad some love&mdash;but <em>The Observer</em> managed to ask him a question or two.</p>
<p>Was it strange that on the very week his magazine ran a cover story headlined <a href="http://www.newsweek.com/id/194590">&ldquo;The Confessions of Eliot Spitzer&rdquo;</a> (the latest in a series of gestures <em>The Observer</em>'s John Koblin called <a href="/2009/media/reconstruction-eliot-spitzer-notes-boomlet">&ldquo;The Reconstruction of Eliot Spitzer&rdquo;</a> in March), <em>The New York Times</em> took home journalism's top award for <a href="http://www.pulitzer.org/citation/2009-Breaking-News-Reporting">breaking the story that brought the former governor of New York down</a>?</p>
<p>"Yeah," Mr. Meacham said with a long, almost uncomfortable pause. "I guess I think that's what we call coincidence."</p>
<p>At that, he laughed.</p>
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		<title>Former Housemates Andrew Sullivan and Michael Hirschorn Discuss Future of Media</title>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/sullivan042209.jpg?w=221&h=300" />"What's the cost of being a nerd?" read the neon sign that greeted guests emerging from the elevator at Justin Smith's apartment in Tribeca last night.</p>
<p>Provocative though it was, that question was not what had brought <a href="http://www.bonniefuller.com/">Bonnie Fuller</a>, <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/2020/stossel">John Stossel</a>, <a href="/term/adam-moss">Adam Moss</a>, <a href="/term/nick-denton">Nick Denton</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/">Sigourney Weaver</a>, <a href="http://www.thisamericanlife.org/Default.aspx">Ira Glass</a>, <a href="/term/judith-regan">Judith Regan</a>, <a href="http://www.thewendywilliamsexperience.com/">Wendy Williams</a>, and a smattering of semi-bold names&mdash;some clutching notebooks, many clutching drinks&mdash;to this event. They were here at the invitation of <em>The Atlantic</em>, where Mr. Smith is president and James Bennet is editor-in-chief, to enjoy some chili and margaritas and listen to Andrew Sullivan and Michael Hirschorn address the question asked on the invite sent out by the magazine's P.R. team: "What is the Future of Media?"</p>
<p>No answer was supplied during the 30 minute discussion which had Messrs. Sullivan and Hirschorn sitting on a small stage overlooking a rapt&mdash;occasionally twittering (and <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=Hirschorn+Sullivan">Twittering</a>)&mdash;crowd. Mr. Bennet, who moderated the discussion, informed everyone that the two men were once housemates in Washington DC: "The pertinent fact is that I've known Andrew so long, I knew him when he was straight," Mr. Hirschorn joked. (Apparently Mr. Sullivan had "an unreasonably hot girlfriend" at the time.)</p>
<p>Mr. Bennet started the discussion by asking Mr. Hirschorn about that day's New York Times Company <a href="/2009/media/new-york-times-company-quarterly-conference-call-total-revenue-down-186-percent-debt-13-b">quarterly earnings report</a>. "It was pretty dismal," Mr. Bennet, a <a href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/b/james_bennet/index.html">former <em>Times</em>man</a>, offered.</p>
<p>"We're in kind of in remarkable, uncharted waters," Mr. Hirschorn said. "There are scenarios in which <em>The Times</em> does not go out of business, but becomes a very different entity."</p>
<p>Mr. Hirschorn, no idle observer, had wondered In the January/February issue of the magazine if <em>The Times</em> could <a href="/2009/media/new-york-times-company-quarterly-conference-call-total-revenue-down-186-percent-debt-13-b">cease printing in May</a>.</p>
<p>The magazine <a href="/2007/mr-bad-taste">editor-turned-producer</a> foresees "profound changes and they're gonna be unpleasant."  Later, he told the crowd of media workers, "I think it might be that there will be a time in the wilderness where there will be a huge and wrenching, horrible fallout... I mean, it sounds like <em>Road Warrior</em> or something. I don't mean to sound like people are eating out of dog food cans. It's really not that bad!"</p>
<p>Apocalypse, soon: Well, that's one plausible future of media.</p>
<p>Mr. Sullivan, pulling on a bottle of beer, wasn't so much concerned with dying newspapers as he was with the promise of blogging, something he'd <a href="/2008/media/atlantic-redesigns-andrew-sullivan-bigger-ever">written about before</a>.</p>
<p>The writer described what attracted him to blogging in the first place: "The thrill was, for me&mdash;this was when Clinton was President&mdash;you could go on at night and be mean about [a] Maureen Dowd column before anyone had read it... So she would never even get the pleasure of the, like, twenty minutes of praise." This was met with a big laugh from the audience.</p>
<p>Later, Mr. Sullivan told <em>The Observer</em> he posts 300 items a week to his blog, <a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/">The Daily Dish</a>, calling it "an obsessive compulsion."</p>
<p>The blog,  which he started as an independent venture in 2000 <a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/bio.html">according to his bio</a>, was hosted for a period on <em>Time</em> magazine's <a href="http://time.com">Web site</a>, before it was brought to <a href="http://theatlantic.com/">TheAtlantic.com</a> in <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200701u/editors-letter">January 2007</a>.</p>
<p>"I'd do it for nothing!," Mr. Sullivan said. "I used to be incentivized for traffic, but we changed that. And I realized, damn, I gave it away."</p>
<p>Working for free: A very plausible future for media as well.</p>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/sullivan042209.jpg?w=221&h=300" />"What's the cost of being a nerd?" read the neon sign that greeted guests emerging from the elevator at Justin Smith's apartment in Tribeca last night.</p>
<p>Provocative though it was, that question was not what had brought <a href="http://www.bonniefuller.com/">Bonnie Fuller</a>, <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/2020/stossel">John Stossel</a>, <a href="/term/adam-moss">Adam Moss</a>, <a href="/term/nick-denton">Nick Denton</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/">Sigourney Weaver</a>, <a href="http://www.thisamericanlife.org/Default.aspx">Ira Glass</a>, <a href="/term/judith-regan">Judith Regan</a>, <a href="http://www.thewendywilliamsexperience.com/">Wendy Williams</a>, and a smattering of semi-bold names&mdash;some clutching notebooks, many clutching drinks&mdash;to this event. They were here at the invitation of <em>The Atlantic</em>, where Mr. Smith is president and James Bennet is editor-in-chief, to enjoy some chili and margaritas and listen to Andrew Sullivan and Michael Hirschorn address the question asked on the invite sent out by the magazine's P.R. team: "What is the Future of Media?"</p>
<p>No answer was supplied during the 30 minute discussion which had Messrs. Sullivan and Hirschorn sitting on a small stage overlooking a rapt&mdash;occasionally twittering (and <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=Hirschorn+Sullivan">Twittering</a>)&mdash;crowd. Mr. Bennet, who moderated the discussion, informed everyone that the two men were once housemates in Washington DC: "The pertinent fact is that I've known Andrew so long, I knew him when he was straight," Mr. Hirschorn joked. (Apparently Mr. Sullivan had "an unreasonably hot girlfriend" at the time.)</p>
<p>Mr. Bennet started the discussion by asking Mr. Hirschorn about that day's New York Times Company <a href="/2009/media/new-york-times-company-quarterly-conference-call-total-revenue-down-186-percent-debt-13-b">quarterly earnings report</a>. "It was pretty dismal," Mr. Bennet, a <a href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/b/james_bennet/index.html">former <em>Times</em>man</a>, offered.</p>
<p>"We're in kind of in remarkable, uncharted waters," Mr. Hirschorn said. "There are scenarios in which <em>The Times</em> does not go out of business, but becomes a very different entity."</p>
<p>Mr. Hirschorn, no idle observer, had wondered In the January/February issue of the magazine if <em>The Times</em> could <a href="/2009/media/new-york-times-company-quarterly-conference-call-total-revenue-down-186-percent-debt-13-b">cease printing in May</a>.</p>
<p>The magazine <a href="/2007/mr-bad-taste">editor-turned-producer</a> foresees "profound changes and they're gonna be unpleasant."  Later, he told the crowd of media workers, "I think it might be that there will be a time in the wilderness where there will be a huge and wrenching, horrible fallout... I mean, it sounds like <em>Road Warrior</em> or something. I don't mean to sound like people are eating out of dog food cans. It's really not that bad!"</p>
<p>Apocalypse, soon: Well, that's one plausible future of media.</p>
<p>Mr. Sullivan, pulling on a bottle of beer, wasn't so much concerned with dying newspapers as he was with the promise of blogging, something he'd <a href="/2008/media/atlantic-redesigns-andrew-sullivan-bigger-ever">written about before</a>.</p>
<p>The writer described what attracted him to blogging in the first place: "The thrill was, for me&mdash;this was when Clinton was President&mdash;you could go on at night and be mean about [a] Maureen Dowd column before anyone had read it... So she would never even get the pleasure of the, like, twenty minutes of praise." This was met with a big laugh from the audience.</p>
<p>Later, Mr. Sullivan told <em>The Observer</em> he posts 300 items a week to his blog, <a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/">The Daily Dish</a>, calling it "an obsessive compulsion."</p>
<p>The blog,  which he started as an independent venture in 2000 <a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/bio.html">according to his bio</a>, was hosted for a period on <em>Time</em> magazine's <a href="http://time.com">Web site</a>, before it was brought to <a href="http://theatlantic.com/">TheAtlantic.com</a> in <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200701u/editors-letter">January 2007</a>.</p>
<p>"I'd do it for nothing!," Mr. Sullivan said. "I used to be incentivized for traffic, but we changed that. And I realized, damn, I gave it away."</p>
<p>Working for free: A very plausible future for media as well.</p>
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