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Miranda Purves

Furniture Without Pity

Recently, a friend of mine who lives in Brooklyn visited her rich in-laws’ house outside Boston, which had been freshly furnished with pieces by some of today’s most cutting-edge designers. The dining chairs—“ridiculously, horribly uncomfortable,” she said—were by Tom Dixon: his “S” model, which has a narrow spine poised to prod one gently in the Read More

Gyllen-hell! Movie-Star Maggie Stole My Dream House

I was in the elevator coming down from work. “How long have you been in a shed?” a young woman asked a middle-aged one.

“About ten years,” she said. “And it’ll probably be another ten.” She rolled her eyes.

“God!” I thought. “It wasn’t just a paranoid fantasy, people in New York actually do have Read More

Gyllen-hell! Movie-Star Maggie Stole My Dream House

I was in the elevator coming down from work. “How long have you been in a shed?” a young woman asked a middle-aged one.

“About ten years,” she said. “And it’ll probably be another ten.” She rolled her eyes.

“God!” I thought. “It wasn’t just a paranoid fantasy, people in New York actually do have Read More

I Spurn Spawn! Baby-Mad Pals Leave Me Cold

The other day, I ended an e-mail to a friend with a sympathetic one-line query: “Baby?”

She responded: “No baby yet. Four months trying. But found out the colon cleanser I take daily (on derm’s rec.) could be a big part. So no more colon cleanse.”

There was a time when it would Read More

Muu-Muu to Miu Miu: I Dream Of A Glamorama Shrink

My new therapist, Chiarna, has a kind of mid-90′s gallery-owner minimalist look going on: frenzied black curls, pale skin, small black plastic frames, dark burgundy Vamp lipstick and black (or black and white) clothing. I imagine her liking the designer Yeohlee and others who might use the adjectives “structural” or “architectural” in an interview.

Her Read More