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Regan Good

Arbitragedy: A Hedge-Fund Poet’s Bittersweet Ballad

Recently, I met a man at a bar who asked me what I did. Not in the mood to split hairs over whether he meant “money” work or inner calling, I answered, apparently slurring heavily: “I work at a hedge fund.

“Really? Wow, that sounds so interesting!” he said, and winked. “I mean, that Read More

Arbitragedy: A Hedge-Fund Poet’s Bittersweet Ballad

Recently, I met a man at a bar who asked me what I did. Not in the mood to split hairs over whether he meant “money” work or inner calling, I answered, apparently slurring heavily: “I work at a hedge fund.

“Really? Wow, that sounds so interesting!” he said, and winked. “I mean, that sounds Read More

Behold! French-Canadians! Tree-Bearing Hotties Light Up the Slope

For women and gay male Park Slopers, the day after Thanksgiving marks not the beginning of the Christmas shopping season, but the arrival from points north of the neighborhood’s handsome French-Canadian Christmas-tree salesmen

For the last six years, Nicolas and Louis have driven down from Montreal to set up their ephemeral tree sale outside the Read More

Behold! French-Canadians! Tree-Bearing Hotties Light Up the Slope

For women and gay male Park Slopers, the day after Thanksgiving marks not the beginning of the Christmas shopping season, but the arrival from points north of the neighborhood’s handsome French-Canadian Christmas-tree salesmen

For the last six years, Nicolas and Louis have driven down from Montreal to set up their ephemeral tree sale outside the Read More

House of Horrors: Pet-Shop Window A Vision of the World

Last summer, I saw a man with a leash dragging a strange, scuttling creature across the big lawn in Prospect Park. Its ears were big, its tail was bushy, its face feline, but its body was hound-like.

“Excuse me,” I said. “That’s cute, but what is it?”

“It’s an aboriginal fox,” the man Read More

House of Horrors: Pet-Shop Window A Vision of the World

Last summer, I saw a man with a leash dragging a strange, scuttling creature across the big lawn in Prospect Park. Its ears were big, its tail was bushy, its face feline, but its body was hound-like.

“Excuse me,” I said. “That’s cute, but what is it?”

“It’s an aboriginal fox,” the man Read More

Pica, Vestigial Tails: Fave Icky Obsessions Bad for Finding Love

Having excused myself from getting involved in all things humanly romantic for the last few years, I have woken up recently missing even its worst aspects. Without the benefit of a ready-made pool of possibilities, however (we aren’t in graduate school anymore, I tell myself, and those art-colony romances seem to fall to pieces once Read More

My Chanel Suit: Nipped, Tucked-Bon Jour, Lefty Couture?

During the 2004 election coverage, I repeatedly cringed at the unflattering ensembles I saw woman politicians and the wives of politicians wearing on the campaign trail. Seeing such sexless politico-wear brought to mind the Chanel suit I have always left on its hanger in my various closets. Prophylactically separated from the rest of my clothing Read More