Ever feel guilty about your desire to invest multiple millions in a luxurious beachfront Hamptons property? Put that guilt aside. Welcome to the era of eco-luxe.

For the city-dweller, the Hampton wilds can be pretty scary. This property, fortunately, gives timid outdoorsmen and outdoorswomen just enough nature to satisfy their curiosity, while keeping those trees and ponds at a safe distance away.

While some properties accrue holiness from proximity to a church, this one might as well be a church. The living room’s ceiling, according to the Corcoran listing, makes it feel like a “cathedral.”

There’s no better way to assert your refinement than by owning a piece of Massachusetts in the middle of the Hamptons. While the Philistines sit in their media rooms, you’ll remain culturally superior among your house’s “original parts.”