The Luxury Rental Girlfriend
Why buy the long-term relationship when short-term will do the trick?
By Lisa Taddeo
EDITORIALS
UFT Strikes Again; School Bus Blues; Sick Politics
COLUMNS
The Bombshell: The 40 Years War
By Nina Burleigh
Shindigger: Let’s Do the Time Warp Again
By Drew Grant
FEATURES
Where Would Seinfeld Live Now?
Fancy finishes overtake plain Jane apartments
By Kim Velsey
The End of the Bully Market
Sorry, thrill-seekers—Morgan Stanley CEO James Gorman is right to play it safe
By Scott Sipprelle
How’s He Doing?
Amid hospitalizations, Mayor Koch talks up new documentary about his years in Gracie Mansion
By Hunter Walker
THE TRANSOM
Mr. Pierce Goes to Washington
By Darryl R. Isherwood
Ballin’ at the Inaugural
By Hunter Walker
Justice Is Swift—and in a Hurry
By Kara Bloomgarden-Smoke
Blue Danube on the Hudson
By Kelly Faircloth
Too Much Townhouse
By Kim Velsey
POLITICKER
Duck, Duck, Goof
By Hunter Walker
Tree-Climbing Protester Disrupts Inauguration
By Hunter Walker
Catsimatidis Spreads Campaign Across the Aisle
By Ross Barkan
Mets and MLS Jump Into the Queens Beep Race
By Ross Barkan
BETABEAT
Remembering Aaron Swartz
By Patrick Clark
Small-Town Justice
By Jesica Roy
MANHATTAN TRANSFERS
Yet Another Gwathmey Penthouse Sale
By Kim Velsey
Beacon Sale Breaks Record
By Kim Velsey
Double Your Rubles
By Kim Velsey
A Photo Finish
By Kim Velsey
OFF THE RECORD
The Buyout Blues
By Kara Bloomgarden-Smoke
Through the Wire
By Kara Bloomgarden-Smoke
Post Apocalypse
By Kara Bloomgarden-Smoke
ART & CULTURE
The Kodak Is Holy
Allen Ginsberg’s photographs show show the more human side of the Beats
By Michael H. Miller
Lost Cat
Benjamin Walker is a terrific Brick, and the play still packs a punch, buy Scarlett Johannson is miscast as Maggie
By Jesse Oxfeld
The Bad Doctor
Lowe’s convincingly sociopathic politico tends to the self-inflicted wounds of our oh-so-realistic leaders
By Rex Reed
Under Construction
The road map to Broken City is all potholes and detours, as absurd narratives and confused themes offer an ineffective story on City Hall corruption
By Rex Reed
It’s His World, We’re Just Living in It
Teddy Wayne’s saga of a pre-teen pop star is Justin Bieber gone existenial
By Daniel D’Addario
Celebrating Balanchine and Tchaikovsky
City Ballet is in fine form with Nutcracker and more
By Robert Gottlieb
Dressed Down
McGillin and Luker may not be the headliners of yesteryear, but the two contemporaries tone down Broadway’s big number for a delightful evening of cozy love songs
By Rex Reed
The Eight-Day Week
By Peter Davis
GALLERISTNY
D’Amelio to Zwirner
By Dan Duray
Friezing New Yorkers
By Sarah Douglas
‘A Life of Humiliation and Pain’
By Zoë Lescaze
ON VIEW
‘Anything Can Substitute Art: Macunias in Soho’ at The Cooper Union
By Maika Pollack
‘Forget About the Sweetbreads’ at James Fuentes
By Andrew Russeth
‘Robin Rhode: Take Your Mind Off the Street’ and ‘Robin Rhode: Paries Pictus’ at Lehman Maupin
By Will Heinrich
‘Nairy Baghramian: Retainer’ at SculptureCenter
By Will Heinrich
‘Lucas Knipscher, Win McCarthy, Sigmar Polke’ at Rachel Uffner Gallery
By Andrew Russeth
‘Snout to Tail’ at JTT
By Andrew Russeth
ON THE PAGE
It’s No Good, Kirill Medvedev, edited by Keith Gessen
By Rachel Wetzler
Revenge: Eleven Dark Tales, Yoko Ogawa
By Zoë Lescaze
Ways of Going Home, Alejandro Zambra, translated by Megan McDowell
By Andrew Russeth