Like a lot of people, I’m not such a big Drake fan. So while watching the videos from Béyonce’s surprise new album each morning for the past week, I have been skipping “Mine,” the track on which Drizzy guests.
What a mistake! This morning I gave the video a whirl and was thrilled to find Read More
This is a really important time for America. This is when we decide, as a country, what the past tense of lip-sync should be. Lip-sanc? Lip-synced? Lip-sang? Hyphen or no hyphen? These are the pressing issues we need to address, America, because how else will we talk about what we already knew, which is that Beyoncé did not sing live during the inauguration, and that also–in the words of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. (as portrayed by Keenan Thompson on Saturday Night Live)–”I care why? Hashtag: Jay-Z is a lucky man.”
Beyonce Knowles, who is currently carrying the baby of Jay-Z and herself, may already currently be in labor! All hail this glorious child, whom we have already voted on as the new savior of New York!
Here’s what we know so far…