This house is really big, but that doesn’t mean these folks neglect detail! Quite the opposite in fact—at 81 Briar Patch Road in East Hampton, the Corcoran listing says, “Every detail in the house was custom designed and all woodwork was hand-milled on site.”

For $7.25 million, it doesn’t matter what mood you are in.

You can be happy, sad, depressed, or jealous, and this Southampton property is still the perfect retreat. So says the Brown Harris Stevens listing for the authentic traditional residence. 

From a piece of junk to an expensive Hamptons jewel, how did they do it? 

“It was completely run-down,” Tim Davis, a real-estate agent for Corcoran in Southampton, told the Wall Street Journal earlier this summer. “It was really quite a mess.”

Forget wisteria-covered pergola and the sweeping lawn with specimen plantings and orchard trees. For a $14.95 million Sagaponack property, those Hamptons outdoorsy features are expected. 

It won’t take a miracle to bring this estate back to life. Just $14.25 million. 

In the city, you have guest rooms. In the Hamptons, you have guest houses. And it’s easy it seems to have a guest house when the property is 6,000 square feet. According to the Saunders listing for 37 Westminster Road in Water Mill, the $12.5 million property is superior in more ways than one. Read More

Ever feel guilty about your desire to invest multiple millions in a luxurious beachfront Hamptons property? Put that guilt aside. Welcome to the era of eco-luxe.

For the city-dweller, the Hampton wilds can be pretty scary. This property, fortunately, gives timid outdoorsmen and outdoorswomen just enough nature to satisfy their curiosity, while keeping those trees and ponds at a safe distance away.

While some properties accrue holiness from proximity to a church, this one might as well be a church. The living room’s ceiling, according to the Corcoran listing, makes it feel like a “cathedral.”

There’s no better way to assert your refinement than by owning a piece of Massachusetts in the middle of the Hamptons. While the Philistines sit in their media rooms, you’ll remain culturally superior among your house’s “original parts.”