Because two worlds are never enough, this home gives you “The Best of All Worlds,” according to the Sotheby’s listing. And that’s referring to something very specific.

Name-dropping, when done correctly, is like ostentatious spending: It pisses other people off but makes you feel really good.

If you’re the kind of person who’s always worried what other people think of you, put those fears aside. This property will make you “the envy of all your friends.”

Nostalgic for the days before the Hamptons became the Hamptons? At this $10.9 million property you can pretend to relive a bygone era, while secretly enjoying a slew of modern conveniences.

Every king needs an heir. To help you groom a successor, this $12 million estate includes not only a master suite but a “junior” master bedroom as well.

You’ll never be alone at this “true modern marvel.” Whether they’re peeping through your windows or walking through your door, guests of all sorts will always be at hand.

Something happens to nature when it costs $25 million. It starts breaking its own rules and bending to the will of its owner.

There comes a point in the growth of a mansion when additional rooms no longer have any real function and are designated as “living space.” And then there comes another point when additional “living” rooms, too numerous for the inhabitants alone, become “entertaining space.” Let’s just say that at this cozy $25.95 million abode you’ll Read More

“What is it exactly?” asks the Corcoran listing, before answering its own question: “it is the most beautiful waterfront property now available for sale in the Hamptons today.” Well! Why didn’t you say so?

If your mansion sits on more than nine acres, you have to do something with all that space. Why not construct an enormous athletic complex and consign the leftover land to “incredible landscaping”? Why not build such an elaborate estate that the Corcoran listing just throws up its hands and says the amenities are Read More