Ladies are such a handful…am I right fellas? They are always complaining about their friends being mean, and it’s like, if Cynthia is so awful, why do you still hang out with her?
And then your girlfriend goes, “Oh, you just don’t understand.”
It’s the same with members of the nonprofit Planned Parenthood getting all upset because one of its biggest donors–the breast cancer foundation Susan G. Komen for the Cure–is cutting off their funding. (Since as everyone knows, Planned Parenthood is where teenagers go to get abortions and breast cancer.)