We found Waldo. He's hailing a cab to get outta the public eye.

This iPad case...Costs $7,000!

There's something really special about a photo of Janette Sadik-Kahn and David Yassky with P. Diddy's image lording over them.

The publisher of Richard Branson's new iPad magazine: "We wanted to say, it's the world's best monthly magazine, every day."

- The Situation is opening a gym at The Plaza, apparently. Next up: a tanning salon at the W.? 

- Hey, New York Times... Add this to the "What You Can Get for $1,000,000" column. A prison! In upstate New York!

- Rich people are buying lots of fast food. More than last year. Perhaps the opening of an Upper East Side Shake Shack has something to do with it?

- Obama's going on Mythbusters. But...but...why? If we were president, we'd definitely a book guest performance on American Idol, and then Pawn Stars. 

- Ed Koch says "The Social Network" is "stupendous." He is so adorable. Is he taking applications for adopted grandchildren?

- Paladino to launch hit campaign on Cuomo based on Candyland. The potential for photoshop jokes here is basically endless. No word on who will be cast as Gloppy. 

- Do you like waiting for the bus? No? We don't either! But now, instead of waiting in those awkward bus hut things, you can wait in front of the comforting glow of your computer watching a new bus-monitoring website from the MTA. It's cool and all, but you know what would be cooler? If the buses just came on time. And if there was no Metrocard fee increase. 

- Jackass 3-D is opening this weekend. Alternatively, you could sniff some lead paint. The effect on your brain would be roughly the same. 

- Gallery that contributed to the creation of Williamsburg hipsterheaven gets booted out of its space because rent got too high. 'Twas ever thus. 

- Pod hotel opening on 42nd and 10th. Booze on the terrace until 3 a.m. Was "proximity to the Hustler Club" one of the primary criteria they looked at when choosing a space?

- Who's the worst member of Congress? Hint: "all of them" was not a choice. 

- The most expensive car to insure is...the Escalade. So, if you're thinking about getting an Escalade but concerned about the practical implications, well...then you're not really thinking about getting an Escalade.

- Things you need: cheese that tastes like bacon.

- Guess which "celebrity" (we use this term loosely) said the following: "I want my dressing room to feel like you were inside a Tiffany gift box." 

- Well, this makes a lot of sense. Notorious pinot grigio-guzzling wino Ramona Singer is launching her very own line of PG! Would you rather:

   1 - drink Ramonawine 2 - wear Ramonajewelry 3 - use Ramonaskincream 4 - lick a subway pole?

- Hump day slideshow: top 10 athlete/media confrontations. 

- Scratch what we said yesterday, we are definitely being this for Halloween. 

- New York's "no-fault divorce" law has gone into effect.  

- Speaking of divorce, Laura Dern and Ben Harper are splitting up. Wait...what? Ben Harper and Laura Dern were married? That's a couple only David Lynch could love.

- Jack Spade likes shopping at the 826NYC Brooklyn Superhero Supply Store - a Dave Eggers non-profit project. Which is awesome. 

- We are so being this for Halloween. In opposite land. 

- Bloomberg says to be careful about what you put on the internet. Because photos don't go away. No, no they don't--we have this to prove it.

- Wait...Rachel Uchitel's $10k per month condo is in Murray Hill? Why?

- A C- for the big GOOG from the BBB. In other words, the Better Business Bureau isn't convinced that Google is doing right by its customers, i.e. the world.

- Cher is going on Sandra Lee's show to make a cocktail on the Halloween episode. This is just too good. There's nothing we can say except that IT'S COCKTAIL TIME. 

- Things you need: a $48,000 tricycle!

- The Kardashians are opening a "Dash" store in SoHo. If you've been following the show, you may recall the episode where Kourtney, Mason, and Scott look at apartments in NYC. If you haven't been following the show, congratulations: you still have your dignity. 

- An inside look at the "Catfish" lady. Spoiler warning. But this stuff is fascinating.

- This dude got fined $873 million for running a Facebook scam. Then he declared bankruptcy. Now, he thinks he's awesome and is loving the fame.

- The former wife of a member of KISS doesn't want a high-end property on the UWS because possible noisy parties might disturb her. How quickly they forget the days of facepaint, wine and roses. 

- Apparently if you squirt lemon juice on a prawn while it's alive, it squirms around. OK, we buy that. But what's bizarre is the fact that restaurants would serve this as a dish. PETA ain't happy about it. We're still on the part where you are supposed to have a live prawn on your plate and then eat it?

- The MTA wastes "a 'huge' amount of time" according to an Accenture report. Related: your train is running local every weekend until July 2028. 

- Yay China! You are the world's best toilet seller.

- Before they were black and white, penguins were burgundy and grey. What haberdashery.

- Resistance is futile: Check out the crow and kitten. 

- Broccoli advertises. People pay attention and buy more broccoli. Does this mean people are also buying more high fructose corn syrup? 

- The most accurate description of Gaga's latest "outfit": Chewbacca meets Amanda Lepore.

- Tabla! Closing! Danny Meyer: whaaaa!

- Things you need: a $1700 set of colored pencils!

- DUMBO underwater is strangely hypnotizing.