There are some things money can’t buy. Such as the Lincoln Memorial. But for $29 million, this property does that D.C. clunker one better.

Most “green” things in the Hamptons are trees. But this oceanfront property, even though it was only “nominated” for the Gold Level National Home Builders Green Award, puts bona fide greenery to shame.

Some weekend warriors prefer to forget their natural surroundings. But not the ones who live here. On 14 “park-like” acres, “draped by nature,” this $26.9 million property is so extravagantly overgrown, you’ll embark on a safari every time you want to find the front door.

Sure, it’s important that you and your family feel comfortable in your new home. But don’t neglect the welfare of your possessions. In this $19.75 million Mecox Bay mansion, your things will be happier than they ever dreamed possible.

The “height of sophistication” has arrived on the market in the Hamptons. And it comes with sparkles.

For the aspiring alpha-host, this mansion is the final word on hospitality apparatuses. If you like having people around but don’t like living with them, 308 Cobb Road helps you make them feel very, very loved.

Water, it’s been said, is essential for life. It’s also essential for luxury. On this Water Mill (coincidence?) property, you can wade, bathe, swim, float, dive, dunk and drink away the summer.

It’s not often you hear the words “intimate” and “yacht club” in the same sentence. Probably because they contradict each other. But if capitalism has taught us anything, it’s that $34 million can make any outlandish dream come true.

If gaudy isn’t really your thing, this beachfront property offers as close to an authentic nature experience as is possible when you’re looking to spend $14.95 million. Think of it as luxury housing’s answer to pitching a tent on the beach.

Situated atop a stone shelf atop a grassy hill, this mansion is the Hamptons equivalent of the Empire State Building. For a mere $14.5 million, you can own both the vantage point and the view.