By now, you’ve probably heard that Blue Ivy Carter‘s entrance into this world cost her parents $1.3 million in VIP privacy at the Upper East Side’s Lenox Hill Hospital. The hospital admitted that Beyonce was the first person to use the gigantic suite that was recently built to host extra-special mommies, but denied that the suite was built directly for her. They’ve also claimed, despite rumors, that the entire hospital’s maternity wing did not shut down to make room for the famous duo.

Even Mayor Bloomberg defended the hospital’s lavish attention at the possible expense of other patients, because Blue Ivy Carter, not yet a week old, is already a symbol of Ayn Rand-ian proportions. Read More