The new Ronald McDonald. (McDonald's)

‘Portlandia’ Predicts Ronald McDonald’s Makeover (Video)

Yo, yo, yo kids! What is up in this house? Are you down with ORD? I said (shouting now) “You down with ORD?” I can’t hear you!

Are you asking what ORD is? Sorry, you’re going to need to work on your collective call-and-response techniques. It’s sounding pretty garbled from up here, on stage at (insert regional location)’s fine Hamburger University! I’m here to rap to you guys about the original gangsta, Ronald McDonald. He’s getting some “fresh” updates to his wardrobe, just in time for 1996!

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