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By Drew Grant 9/07/12 12:26pm

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Last year's Occupy Wall Street zombie protests

The One Question Not Answered at the DNC or RNC: How Real Is the Zombie Apocalypse Threat?

Forget about not looking back, Mr. President. We want to know if we should start taking notes while watching  AMC’s The Walking Dead.

While it’s not news that the Center for Disease Control has been warning us on proper zombie protocol for almost a year now–while simultaneously claiming there is no such thing as a zombie attack … not even when you’re high on bath salts–yesterday a new government office took up a “tongue-in-cheek” zombie cause. It’s those pranksters Homeland Security,  known for issuing fake threats just to rile up people near the holidays.

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By Drew Grant 1/06/12 5:46pm

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Don't worry, it's docile. (@TheGoodfella_)

Giant Gambian Pouched Rat Allegedly Found in Bronx Footlocker Definitely Not a Sewer Rat, Says Expert

As if child slave labor in China wasn’t bad enough, Footlocker’s reputation took another hit recently when a Twitter used named @Thegoodfella_ tweeted a photo of a five foot rat went viral on the web. Don’t worry though: an animal curator quoted by The Huffington Post, the creature, allegedly found in a Bronx store earlier this year (the photo was uploaded on Facebook earlier this year before it made the Twitter rounds) promised that “no way it’s a common sewer rat.” Read More