An Affair Not to Remember. (Showtime)

‘The Affair’ Fan Fiction: A Transcript of Noah Solloway’s Police Statement

Detective Jeffries: So, as you know, we’re just trying to get to the bottom of this case, talk to some people that knew this fella.

Noah Solloway: That thing I thought that was an accident?

Detective: Well, we’re just trying to get a sense of what happened, from people who knew him. Can you describe the incidents leading up to, uh, I guess the bigger incident? The one that I’m referring to.

Noah: Sure…

Detective: Oh, by the way, before we go any further, let me just mention that my wife has left me. That bitch.

Noah: Ah.

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