Kate Middleton is Pregnant
Kate Middleton is reportedly pregnant. Read More
The Royals
Desperado! Washed Up Rockers Play Royal Wedding in Monaco
How would it feel to have a royal wedding just two months after the William and Kate’s fete of the century? Just ask Monaco’s Prince Albert and his new bride Charlene Wittstock.
The civil wedding took place this afternoon in the tiny principality. The religious ceremony will be held tomorrow before an intimate gathering of Read More
Science Proves Kate Middleton is Fashion Week’s Biggest Buzzword
What we already knew has been confirmed — the phrase “Kate Middleton” is more important than any other phrase this Fashion Week. In a press release sent out today, the Texas-based analysis firm Global Language Monitor has confirmed that the princess-to-be toppled Lady Gaga from the top spot in the list of reigning fashion Read More
Kate Middleton Quits Job to Prep for Gig as World's Greatest Palacewife
Smiling princess-to-be Kate Middleton is a working woman. When she’s not busy dress-shopping or doing other things to plan for the bombastic 3D broadcast of her wedding to Prince William, she holds down a modest job as a website designer and photographer for Party Pieces. And her parents are her bosses! Nepotism can Read More
Pyrotechnics, Acrobatics of the Royal Wedding to be Shown in Eye-Popping 3D
When Prince William finally popped the question to his longtime squeeze Kate Middleton, there was one thing the world was looking at: the ring that once belonged to Diana. It was a big, sparkly, gold-wrapped sapphire studded unsubtly with diamonds, a blinding blue ocean surrounded by sunshine and placed on the soft terrain of Read More
Brits Erupt Into Frenzy Over Dress That Kate May Wear For Wedding
The Daily Mail made an announcement today, and all of Britain was listening: “Kate Middleton has chosen her wedding dress designer.”
A nation pauses.
Who, Daily Mail, and how do you know? Well, Middleton’s mother Carol and little sister Pippa “spent nearly an hour and a half” at the London boutique of Bruce Read More
For the Kate Middleton Completist: Bus Tours to Scour Queen-To-Be's Hometown
Kate Middleton: How did she do it? What happenstance of childhood moments conspired to bring about this prince-bagging commoner? Was there a specific element, a key to this alluring concoction of shiny smile and shiny hair? Perhaps the hamlet that bore her — could that be the defining reason for Kate’s magnetism, a look and Read More
Subway Strike to Prevent Britons From Witnessing Wills and Kate's Matrimonial Glory
Don’t get your knickers in a knot, Londoners, but the Tube queue come the day of your prince and princess’ holy matrimony may be longer than the one at a pub loo during a big football match.
The ASLEF union of underground drivers is threatening to strike on April 29, that fateful day of marriage, Read More
Wax Museum Enthusiasts to Wait Patiently for Kate Middleton Rendering
Madame Tussauds, London’s can’t-miss wax museum tourist trap, already houses the waxy visages of Queen Elizabeth, Prince Phillip, Prince Charles, and the young heirs William and Harry. Could the old dame’s emporium be missing a certain person? Perhaps the newest member of this motley crew? Ah, yes! Kate Middleton, bride-to-be of Prince William of Wales. Read More
Like All Men, Prince William Got Wasted After (Temporarily) Dumping Kate Middleton
It’s all fairy-tale storybook windswept romance for Prince William and Kate Middleton, his pretty pretty princess. And judging by their his faultless smile and her blindingly shiny hair you’d think the royal couple have never once exchanged a sour glance. It’s been all Edenic all the time! Look at their barely touched-up official portraits Read More
