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‘The Royals’ Recap 1×02: Fight the Bitch

This recap is entitled “Fight the Bitch” because in our second episode of The Royals that’s what it seemed like everyone was doing whether they knew it or not. And also because, in my opinion, it is the best line so far in our two episode series.

Eleanor was fighting Jasper (the proverbial bitch in this case) for her dignity and for possession of the sex tape that he is still lording over her head. We find the two of them in bed together and Eleanor attempts to get ahold of Jasper’s phone by straddling him and reaching across his face. Why she didn’t just get off the bed and walk over to the nightstand is beyond me. Ethan Hunt would be so disappointed! She obviously gets caught and we find out that despite the blackmail, she and Jasper are continuing to have sex. She may never be Queen of England, but she’s definitely already Queen of the Mixed Message! Thank you, folks, I’ll be here all week! Tip your waiters!
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