It’s all fairy-tale storybook windswept romance for Prince William and Kate Middleton, his pretty pretty princess. And judging by their his faultless smile and her blindingly shiny hair you’d think the royal couple have never once exchanged a sour glance. It’s been all Edenic all the time! Look at their barely touched-up official portraits Read More
As the big day draws near, the world awaits with bated breath the union between Prince William and his stunning, shiny-haired bride-to-be Kate Middleton. April 29, you cannot come soon enough.
Naturally, for an event as grand and important as this, it’s a matter of national urgency that President Obama, leader of the free world, Read More
It is a necessity that the future King of England ride around the country of his sovereignty in the finest mode of transportation possible. If anyone deserves a Rolls-Royce it’s Prince Charles, right?
Well, I’ll say! The youths of his nation are making it impossible for a bloke to ride around with any sense of Read More
Just two weeks ago the world went gaga over the shiny-haired commoner named Kate Middleton who snagged the Prince William, the world’s most eligible bachelor because he’s a prince. Naturally, magazines sprang at the chance to put Kate Middleton in a fancy dress on their covers. At this moment, Kate Middleton represents the collective rage Read More
Prince William and the object of his affection, princess-to-be Kate Middleton, caused quite a stir this week when they announced that they would finally tie the knot, after eight years together. This is a big deal for people under the sovereignty of royals!
Perhaps us Americans don’t care to quite the same extent – Read More
Americans may not have greeted Prince William’s engagement to Kate Middleton with the fanatical attention of the Brits, but that’s not stopping the princess-to-be’s takeover of U.S. glossies. Women’s Wear Daily‘s Memo Pad writes that magazine editors are “salivating” over the potential for Middleton covers, with many already in the works.
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When Prince William and Kate Middleton announced that they would be married, every woman who dreamed of one day becoming a princess faced a harsh reality. For many the relationship was a fetish, and no piece of minutia concerning the couple was small enough to go unnoticed. For example, what woman aged 16 to 60 Read More