Valentine’s Day is almost upon us, a holiday when we weigh the realities of our relationships, or lack thereof, against the manufactured experiences we’re told we should be having—an exercise that invariably makes us hate ourselves, our partners, and the way capitalism corrupts even the most intimate details of our lives.

Happy Valentine’s Day.

In the spirit of the holiday, we bring you this deeply depressing news: the most popular date treat in the United States is frozen yogurt, according to a survey from How About We. Read More