Enchanted and Terrified: Rihanna Dismembers ‘Hannibal’ Star in New ‘Money’ Video

Warning: The following video for Rihanna’s summer jam “Bitch Better Have My Money” features graphic nudity, graphic violence and graphic OH MY GOD IT’S MADS MIKKELSEN FROM HANNIBAL. In her new video about hating your accountant so much you wish them physical dismemberment (which, who doesn’t relate to that??*), Rihanna takes the concept of Spring Breakers and melds it with a nightmare you had after your freshman year roommate introduced you to Hentai pornography. If you don’t know what that is, please do not Google it. Besides a random Eric Roberts cameo that I assume was a cashed-in favor for some drug deal out in the desert long ago, the new video floats the concept that Hannibal Lecter is Rihanna’s bitch, which is literally the coolest thing in the entire world.

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