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By Bruce Feirstein 7/29/02 12:00am

Eliminate the Risk: Invest With Us And Lose for Sure!

Dear Stock Market Investor: Are you feeling depressed, and possibly worthless? Are you suffering from mood swings that make the daily gyrations in the Dow Jones industrial average look like a smooth ride on a flat country road? Have you watched in slow-motion horror as your Keogh, your I.R.A. and your children’s college-tuition funds have Read More

By Nicholas von Hoffman 4/23/01 12:00am

Credit-Card-Carrying Masses Have Reason to Fear Future

Besides praying, we know that Dubya likes dogs. He was seen carrying a Scottie off his helicopter, and the dog looked like it was used to Presidential handling. We know, too, that the praying prexy is big on baseball, a private-sector activity that he has no objection to the public subsidizing; when he was a Read More

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