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Colin Firth and Emily Blunt in Arthur Newman

Depressing Road Trip Flick Revs But Goes Nowhere

Two lost souls on the highway of life—that’s what a well-acted but benign little trifle called Arthur Newman is about. Wallace Avery (Colin Firth) is a meek, unhappy man who decides to fake his own death, leaving his wallet and passport behind on a Florida beach, and starts over again with a new identity as Read More

Looking for Peacocks In the Magic of Farce

There’s a true story that Tom Stoppard liked to tell about a man he knew who kept peacocks. Not to worry! This is a completely comprehensible Stoppardian story. No particular knowledge of peacocks, moral philosophy or the existence-or nonexistence-of God is required, thank God.

One bright morning the man was shaving, and he looked out Read More

Monica! (the Musical?)

The state of political satire is in jeopardy.

While Saturday Night Live struggles to address an unfunny war, and the best unintentional parody around involves photo-shopped weasels on the cover of the New York Post , one team of composers has chosen to take another route to controversy by setting their new musical in the Read More

On the Mind of Larry King Jr.

I’m tired of dinner.

Is anybody else getting the feeling the Swedes are up to something?

I bet I couldn’t build a decent table.

Note to the movie stars: Take a small role now and then, like Bill Murray did in Tootsie . It makes ‘em love you again.

I like having lots of smells Read More

Men (and Women) Behaving Badly

The neurotic tango we call the mating game gets a high colonic in Your Friends and Neighbors , a second feature film by writer-director Neil LaBute, controversial creator of In the Company of Men . Dissecting intimate relationships is his primary focus, and he does it with a cynicism that can leave you suicidal with Read More

Fantasy Island: A Horror Story!

Have you got a minute? Then don’t rush to see Six Days, Seven Nights , the so-called “action comedy” with Harrison Ford. A head of lettuce has a longer shelf life when you consider the stuff they’re spraying on produce. Contrived and preposterous, this summer time-waster will end up at Blockbuster before you turn around. Read More