It’s Nick and Norah’s Playlist; We Just Live in It

Observed this weekend at a Brooklyn wine bar: a crew of boomy-voiced 30-somethings harassing their waitress.

“This is horrible!” said a long-haired portly guy, thrusting his iPhone at her. “These songs you’re playing are so tired, man! Listen, we’re in the industry. Trust us. Please put on my playlist. I cannot listen to this crap!” Read More

I'm Mad as Hell!

I’m Mad as Hell!

To the editor:

In his article “Spitzer-Take! Governor Vows to Persevere” [March 5], Jason Horowitz writes that the health-care workers’ union 1199 SEIU is currently paying for a television campaign against proposed Medicaid cuts to New York’s state budget, and that Mr. Spitzer may respond with his own TV campaign.

I Read More

The New Yorkerator

Think Small: Moses’ Tiny City In Queens

Feeling a bit claustrophobic between the Empire State and Chrysler buildings? Get a bite-sized version of the Big Apple at the tiny New York City tucked away inside the Queens Museum of Art in Flushing Meadows–Corona Park. The Panorama, which reopened Feb. 4 after a five-month hiatus for Read More

Hug It Out, Al!

Memo to: Al Gore

From: Ari Gold

Subject: Your Oscar Speech

Dear Al:

Before I go any further here, allow me to apologize in advance for calling you “Al,” as opposed to “Mr. Vice President.”

Sure, it might seem overly familiar.

But Al—dude—VeepMan—now that you’ve got the Oscar nomination and you’re officially in show business, Read More

Always on the Lookout: Welcome to Voyeur Nation

Jonathan Raban’s third novel, Surveillance, opens with a school-bus explosion, the rescue workers scrambling to save survivors. And then the camera pulls back, revealing that the school-bus driver, Tad Zachary, is clearing the fake blood from his ears after being placed in the Red Cross van. He’s an actor, one of several under contract with Read More

A Glimpse of the Future, And—Yikes—It’s Bad!

“I think it’s kind of ridiculous,” Robert F. Byrne, 15, of Fayetteville-Manlius High School outside of Syracuse, N.Y., was recently quoted as saying in The New York Times. “Our administration is refusing to change with the times.”

The “times” young Master Byrne was referring to concerned his school’s decision to cancel a dance because the Read More

People, Please! Limit Terms Such As—Well, ‘Term Limits’

Every year, the media tends to beat certain words, phrases and concepts to death. Remember the Axis of Evil? Hanging chads? Soccer moms? Shock and awe?

Forget overexposure. These things quickly clock past cliché and head right into the Green Zone (ding—there’s one!) of cultural irrelevancy.

This year, in an attempt to get ahead Read More

The Afternoon Wrap: Tuesday

  • Glorious 2007 will bring us Brooklyn’s first gated community. Hoorah! Mill Harbor Waterview Residences (pictured above) will be a nine-building complex of 1-to-3-bedroom condos for between $400,000 and $700,000. The creepy community will even get a pool, patio, Jacuzzi, and “clubhouse.” [Multi-Housing News]
  • The juicy year-end recaps are still coming, and The Real Read More