Artie Gimlet Checks In to Survey His Hamptons

“Well,” said Artie Gimlet, “it just goes to show-not even

the fanciest S.U.V. can always handle snow.”

And with that he hung up, leaving me puzzling over exactly

what he was trying to say.

Artie had called to complain that I wasn’t writing about him

and his life at “da beach” anymore. He’s Read More

This Ding-a-ling Culture Values Warhol and Time

With Memorial Day, summer officially begins, more or less. If normal patterns hold, most systems will blast off this coming weekend, then June will be a kind of phony war, followed by the Verdun of July, the Passchendaele of August, with the dese-but-never-”please” brigade making a Balaklava-like final charge on the redoubts of decorum over Read More