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Olivia Wilde and Jennifer Garner Get Chilly at Butter Premiere While Justin Kirk Talks Monkey Business

Drew Grant — Fri, 28 Sep 2012 15:04:21 -0400

Olivia Wilde, Harvey Weinstein at 'Butter' (PMc)

Last night at the Cinema Society's after party for the premiere of the dark satire Butter, The Observer found Animal Practice's Justin Kirk lounging around on one of the black leather couches at Double 7, just one day after his show's second episode.

Animal Practice has been getting a lot of love, so much so that New York magazine dedicated four whole pages in this week's issue to its star. Not to Mr. Kirk--who had just finished up the last season of Weeds, on which he stole the show as Nancy Botwin's free-spirited brother-in-law Andy--but to Crystal, a capuchin monkey who earns $12,000 per episode on the NBC hit.

We just had to ask ... did Mr. Kirk feel a tiny bit jealous of all the monkey business?

"Whatever, I've been in New York magazine before," the actor replied with faux bravado.

"It's been great working with Crystal; she's bringing a lot of good press to the show, and the whole cast has just been so fun to work with." Mr. Kirk had adopted the glazed-eyed monotone of someone who's just been on too many junkets. We waited.

"Honestly, the whole press thing has been such a circus. I'm just glad that the episodes are now airing, and that the whole show can just ..." He held his arm out straight and dipped it up and down.

"You know."

We couldn't resist. "Has it literally been a circus?"

Mr. Kirk smiled and rolled his eyes. "Yes, yes. Gotta love the monkey."

Meanwhile, the movie's stars Ty Burrell, Alicia Silverstone, Yara Shahidi, Olivia Wilde and Jennifer Garner all made entrances at the nightclub (only Ashley Greene and Rob Corddry dipped after the screening), along with Dominic Cooper and Kelly Bensimon.

There was a noticeable tension between Ms. Garner, wearing a hip-hugging red dress, and Ms. Wilde, in a flowing green gown: the two never posed together for pictures, sat at opposite tables all night, and didn't so much as look at each other, while their publicists hovered by their clients' arms, shooting wary eye-daggers in each other's general direction.

Butter's director, Jim Field Smith, was holding court near the bar. Before the film, we had snuck in late and stood in the back of the theater as Mr. Smith introduced the movie, using a very complicated roller-coaster metaphor that we won't even try to recreate here. When he got to the part about it being a a subversive, dark satire, producer Harvey Weinstein turned to us and agreed: "That's true, it's very subversive."

The British Mr. Smith is best known for Matt LeBlanc's comeback on his show Episodes, another "dark, subversive satire" about American culture, as seen through the eyes of two British screenwriters who move to Hollywood and clash with all the oafish, West Coast stereotypes. As his new movie is an Election-style commentary on the politics of the Iowa State Fair butter-carving contest, we wanted to know one thing.

"Why do you hate America so much?"

"I don't!" He exclaimed. "Look, when it comes to elections and government politics, the British are even more insane than you guys. I like America. I think the film redeems the culture that at first you think it's making fun of."

(To be fair, despite Mr. Weinstein's statement, Butter is not that dark or subversive, although it does qualify as a satire.)

And what about that five minute roller-coaster metaphor speech?

"Oh God, what was I going on about with that?" He moaned. "I don't even like roller coasters."

We didn't bother asking how he felt about monkeys.

After-Party Attire: Best of the Met Costume Institute’s Gala

Drew Grant — Tue, 08 May 2012 15:09:58 -0400

While the Met was swarmed by A-listers Monday night, we only heard news about Beyonce's dress this morning. Upstaged by the attendance of Tim Tebow, these celebrities dispersed to three locations the Met in order to fully dance away the pain: the Ukrainian Institute of America, the Boom Boom Room, and Crown all hosted parties that were hit up by roaming models, actors, and musicians.

So, which party had the best-dressed attendees?

In Deed! Tiger Not in These Woods; Vampire Bites; 535 WEA Condo in Contract

Chloe Malle — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:04:02 -0400

— Twilight Vampirette Ashley Greene has signed a lease at 2 Cooper Square, reports the Post. The blood-sucking sweetheart of Joe Jonas was rumored to be on the hunt for a Manhattan home and it looks like she found one at the Bowery rental building, part of the neighborhood's Disneyland renovation. According to the Post, Ms. Greene has rented a one-bedroom--rents start at $4,000--that she will share with her dog.

— After setting the blogosphere on fire with speculation every which way, the arguments for and against Tiger Woods moving to downtown Manhattan are stacking up. This morning Page Six reports there is no way Mr. Woods is moving into the 1980s Hudson Street conversion where witnesses allegedly caught him moving boxes into from his BMW. The gossip column presents a valid argument from Real Estate sources:

"No way Tiger would live there," one broker told the Post. "It's an '80s conversion, run-down, with leaky ceilings." If it really was Tiger who was spotted moving boxes in from a BMW, brokers say he might have been helping a girlfriend. "It would have to be a mistress he doesn't care about." Another broker said, "If he does live there, it means his wife took every penny he has and he's at the end of his rope."

And non-real estate sources point out that Mr. Woods is known for avoiding the city and staying on his yacht, The Privacy, when attending the U.S. Open at Bethpage.

— A six-bedroom apartment with a 40-foot-long living and dining room at 535 West End Avenue has gone into contract for $10.75 million, according to Streeteasy. The new West Side conversion, where Matt Damon was rumored to be apartment hunting, has pulled some confusing pricing shenanigans, such as selling units for up to 40 percent off and this strange trajectory: being pulled off the market in 2008 before being relisted yesterday, already in contract. Hmmm, must be some really good marketing to sell it in zero time.

cmalle@observer.com