Met Costume Gala

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Costume Institute Gala Benefit "PUNK: Chaos to Couture"

Last Night’s Met Costume Gala: A Disaster in Theme

Photos courtesy of Patrick McMullan

Last night’s Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Benefit will probably be–in the long run–lost to the annals of time, indistinguishable from last years, or the years before, or any year since Anna Wintour took over, actually. But for us who were there on the sidelines, waving frantically at a very pregnant Kim Kardashian and an actively dismissive Kanye West, screaming for just a moment of Lena Dunham or Kate Beckinsale time while pressed up against the barriers of the press pen like poor animals on the way to the slaughterhouse, listening to the woman next to us ask every female celebrity the same questions–”Did you eat anything today? What did you eat? How long did it take you to get into the dress?”–the irony of the night’s theme was not lost on us. Read More

Fashion Week Observed

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Tess Giberson's goat fur is precisely what we'd wear to our next art opening to piss off Stacy Engman! We're gonna steal your fire betch!

Fashion Week Ends, Fur Lives On!

New York fashion week has finally come to a close. Amen! For those less-fortunate editors and fashion authorities (or perhaps we are the lucky ones) that have not jetted off to London or Milan, we finally get a moment to recover.

In retrospect, we relished the young talents of Prabal Gurung and Jason Wu. The Read More

Celebrity

Christian Louboutin Cocktail Party

An Olsen Party! What Have America's Favorite Twins Been Up To?

It was only a couple years ago that the Olsen twins were as ubiquitous as Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian combined. But time has either been fair or unfair to Mary-Kate and Ashley (depending on your view of fame vs. the relative hassle of paparazzi stalking), and as of late its their younger sister Elizabeth who has been getting all the attention for her groundbreaking performance in Martha Marcy May Marlene. Read More

Olsen Twins Sell—Finally—at 1 Morton Square for $7.7 M.

Will Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen‘s One Morton Square penthouse finally be a full house?

According to city records, the identical-twin franchise has finally sold the oft-price-zig-zagging West Village apartment—which they never lived in—for $7.7 million, only $300,000 more than they paid for the “twelve room trophy” in 2004. Listed with Prudential Elliman‘s buzzed-about broker Jared Read More

Clothes Encounters

Twilight of the Dirty Girl

Late last week, in a moment that feels particular to the neighborhood of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, a girl in her early 20s with long, seemingly unwashed brown hair, stained denim cutoffs, scuffed boots and a loose white tank top that exposed lacy bra straps rode by on a bicycle and caught the attention of Read More

Why Life Still Sucks for the Second Sex

Being a broad has never been tougher. Small wonder that Chas Bono has decided to become a bloke. In this crazy day and age, it’s easier to live with an artificial, inflatable willy than it is to go on living as a woman.

No, seriously. Has it ever been more mind-numbingly confusing/complicated to be a Read More

Olsenstuff Smaller Than the Hype

It seemed like things were going so well for the Olsens. Mary-Kate’s (lack of) weight was no longer the tabloid staple it had once been, and their fashion enterprises had earned them an improbable level of credibility as designers–in August, a flattering article by Cathy Horyn quoted executives at Bergdorf and Barneys describing Read More

‘It’s a Family Affair,’ Says DVF of Celeb-Clogged CFDAs

Outside Alice Tully Hall on the evening of Tuesday, June 16, a large group of models was standing immobilized on a block of stairs. Inside, the Council of Fashion Designers of America were holding their annual awards.

The organizer’s president, designer Diane von Furstenberg, stood near the entrance in a white knee-length dress, snapping Read More