Does Booing Randy Johnson Help Anyone?

I heard the Yankee fans booing Randy Johnson yesterday, something The Times today did not mention. It makes you wonder whether the combination of New York’s unique fanbase (a lot of jerks), the in-your-face media, and Johnson’s own doubts about his quadragenarian talents won’t result in a meltdown.

Yankee-haters like myself (Baltimore Read More

Bushies Kvelling Over Orthodox Jeff Ballabon

In a rapid, confidential near-whisper, Jeff Ballabon was offering his counterintuitive take on former U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft.

“If you go to his house today, he has a mezuzah on the door,” Mr. Ballabon said. And when they went to a Baltimore Orioles baseball game together, he recalled, Mr. Ashcroft knew that combining hot Read More

He Was No Koufax, But…

Once every decade or so, one comes along like this, a movie star in sanitary socks and spikes–a ballplayer who drives a candy-apple red Cadillac convertible, who can’t make curfew to save his life, who inspires even the most ham-fisted hacks of the press box to greatness. “There is a race to Bo Belinsky’s pad Read More

Mark McGwire, Cal Ripken: Arrogant Boys of Summer

Were you glued to the television Sunday? Then you know that Mark McGwire struck first, to left field, but Zinedine Zidane quickly followed, with a header into the right side of the net. Both men ended up with two on the day, and glory on the front pages. But alors ! Zizou’s Blues are on Read More