The Donald will give his imprimatur on a vast restaurant out at Jones Beach, on the site of the one-time Boardwalk.
It is called Trump on the Ocean. And guess what? It will be “the finest dining and banquet facility anywhere in the world,” he said.
Actually, according to the press release that the Governor’s Read More
They’re calling it the “People’s Open,” which, to the uninformed, will sound as absurd as the notion of a “People’s Princess.” For the first time ever, the U.S. Open is being played on a municipal golf course, the kind of place where guys with big bellies, baseball grips and back-pocket flasks show up in shorts Read More
The following is an actual announcement made over the loudspeakers of Plainview–Old Bethpage High School some years ago:
“In other news, teachers Stan Louckes and Del Presowitz defeated the student team of Tommy Baron and Josh Benson in a golf match on the Black Course yesterday …. Baron and Benson spent most of the round Read More
You’d think that with last September’s unprecedented terrorist attack on New York City, which killed thousands, flattened the economy and spread fear throughout the country, the Bush administration would not choose this moment to cut back on funding for the New York Police Department. Nevertheless, that is just what the White House proposes to do, Read More