The Times Is Mean to David Blaine

Did you notice how awful the Times was to David Blaine today? The stunning end to his marine marathon at Lincoln Center got winked off in the Arts section, while Dan Barry in his Metro section column (sorry—Times Select) seemed to say that Blaine was responsible for blowing up soldiers in Read More

Darwinian Confusions, And Other Lesser Crimes

This is a book that people will find cute and charming—or it’s a book they’ll find cloying and false and illiterate. Since it comes garlanded in endorsements from accomplished writers and a movie star, too (Lucinda Rosenfeld, Nell Freudenberger, Sam Lipsyte—and Claire Danes), I expect many reviewers to go for option No. 1 and Read More

Darwinian Confusions, And Other Lesser Crimes

This is a book that people will find cute and charming—or it’s a book they’ll find cloying and false and illiterate. Since it comes garlanded in endorsements from accomplished writers and a movie star, too (Lucinda Rosenfeld, Nell Freudenberger, Sam Lipsyte—and Claire Danes), I expect many reviewers to go for option No. 1 and not Read More

Have You Met Jesus Yet? (He Might Just Live Next-Door)

The Afterword , by Mike Bryan. Pantheon, 195 pages, $16.

Ye gods, not another novel with footnotes. Not yet another metafiction, the writer writing while gazing at himself as he writes. Not another quasi-autobiographical offering laden with irony.

Well, yes. But Mike Bryan’s The Afterword is somewhat different from the usual 21st-century meta-icons. First, Read More

How an Uptown Girl Gets On: QVC, Foreman Grills, Chocolate

Welcome to the second and final installment of “Unscathed

Broads,” my probing tribute to the gutsy, hand-bag-swinging chutzpah of the

collective New York psyche. Last week, we put Susanne Bartsch-party-promoter,

mom, Nivea devotee and Chelsea Hotel resident for more than 20 years-under the

microscope and found out how she survived the last two decades, and Read More

Bertha’s in the House! But Jane Eyre Fails to Ignite

One of my Christmas prezzies was the immensely enjoyable

video of Waiting for Guffman , which

sends up theater as This Is Spinal Tap

satirized rock ‘n’ roll. Christopher Guest (of Spinal Tap ) plays a campy choreographer, Corky St. Clair, who’s

hoping to get back to New York and into the big time of Read More