THROES OF DESPERATION?

Groupon Cat, pawning his bling.

Groupon is Now Giving Groupons…for Groupon

Remember Groupon? It’s the daily deals company that went public in November, much to the excitement of the investment banks who helped take a chunk of the company’s cash and fantastic drunks who enjoy short-selling the rest of the world’s suckers.

Cut to today! We’re not sure whether or not this is routine business—or just how routine this is, but this just showed up in our inbox: Read More

GOLD!

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Fool’s Gold: The Mania for the Shiny Stuff Keeps Spreading

IN 2008, I was on the losing end of a gold trade—swindled, really.

By my dad.

I had just been laid off after the literary agent I worked for was poached, but was lucky enough to find a job and not have to file for unemployment only days later. In the interim between paychecks, however, I’d be broke.

“Well, you’ve got those coins lying around,” he suggested. Read More