Move Over, Seinfeld: Carl Icahn Has ‘Em Rolling in the Aisles

Carl Icahn is a very funny guy. Seriously.

Just ask anyone who was present at the Tomorrow’s Children’s Fund Investment Conference in the late afternoon on Wednesday, May 9, where the legendary arbitrageur and raider slayed the crowd in the Grand Hyatt ballroom. A few hundred suits had gathered there to pick up stock tips Read More

I.P.O. Jackpot Dreams Fade for Dot-Com Scribes

Last May, as dot-com mania was blooming, Dave Kansas, the editor of TheStreet.com, became a rich guy when the financial news site went public. At the end of first day of trading, he owned $9 million worth of stock in the fledgling venture and had options to buy another $4.5 million worth for just $2,300. Read More

How to Feel Sort Of Broke When Everyone Is Rich

The investment banker turned to me and grimaced: “I can’t believe how much money that guy is making.”

“That guy” was working for an Internet startup, and his paper worth had recently soared into the hundreds of millions of dollars. The banker watched him cross the room. “If I hear about one more guy making Read More

Lay Off the Day Traders, You Wretches and Snobs

What’s this: We’re still hung up on day traders?

As the bull market rolls on, the old-media aristocracy (most recently, The New York Times Magazine , on Nov. 21) continues to obsess over the solitary obsessions of the day traders, as though this straggling lot of wired, manic investors holds the key to understanding the Read More