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Christian Louboutin Cocktail Party

An Olsen Party! What Have America's Favorite Twins Been Up To?

It was only a couple years ago that the Olsen twins were as ubiquitous as Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian combined. But time has either been fair or unfair to Mary-Kate and Ashley (depending on your view of fame vs. the relative hassle of paparazzi stalking), and as of late its their younger sister Elizabeth who has been getting all the attention for her groundbreaking performance in Martha Marcy May Marlene. Read More

Bonkers at Barneys! Sale Attracts Swarm of Sale-Hungry Shopaholics

This morning at around eight o’clock, Barneys flung open its doors to welcome stylish spendthrifts—reportedly over 100 of them—who had lined up to make like locusts at the store’s warehouse sale. Our morning coffee must have been spiked with too much sanity, because we weren’t there to report on the dumpling-line doppelganger. But a Read More

Elvis Costello? ZZZZZZ! But Patti Rings My LaBelle

I’ve been praying a lot lately. I even did it with Patti LaBelle. We stood in a circle in her trailer—me, the great Lady Marmalade herself and her bandmates—while her drummer led us in a pre-performance affirmation. Ms. LaBelle, I should explain, was the star attraction at the opening bash for the new Barneys store Read More

The Tranny Diaries: (Wo)men Wimp Out!

Though I have never felt the need to chop off my own willie, I take no issue with those who have. On the contrary, the trannies of the world and I have always hit it off. The best thing about living in New York was always the high density of cross-dressers, transgendered persons, drag queens, Read More

The Return of Lance Loud; Make Passes in Ari Glasses

Remember the William C. Loud family of Santa Barbara? Bill and Pat and their kids Lance, Grant, Kevin and Michelle? They were the subject of the first, and best, reality-TV show. A camera crew moved into the Louds’ ranch home and immortalized seven months of minutiae with Warholian ineptitude. The 12 resulting episodes, entitled An Read More