The Real Housewives of New York City

Cindy Barshop, merkin expert

Former RHONY Star Cindy Barshop Offers Three Decorative Vagina Services At Spa

Completely Bare, the skin care/spa/beauty place owned by ousted-Real Housewives of New York City Cindy Barshop, is a classy joint. Not only can you go into one of three locations in NYC, Scarsdale, or Dallas to get your free teeth whitening consultation or facial tanning (just make sure you don’t get that backwards), but Ms. Barshop’s stores offer only the highest quality vaginal decorations. Read More

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Heather Thompson, Aviva Drescher, and Carole Radziwill

Are These Your New New York Housewives?

Now that Bravo has officially given the axe to Real Housewives of New York Alex McCord, Jill Zarin, Kelly Bensimon, and Cindy Barshop , the rumor treadmill is already up and burning its morning calories over who the new school of classy ladies will be. New York Daily News has already fingered Kennedy-by-association Carole Radziwill, along with Yummie Tummie designer Heather Thomson and philanthropist Aviva Drescher. Read More

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Bye-bye Simon!

The Real Housewives of New York City Cuts Mean No More Simon van Kempen

Stop the presses! Four of the ladies from Bravo’s The Real Housewives of New York City have been cut from the new season, so Alex McCord, Kelly Bensimon, Jill Zarin, and Cindy Barshop will no longer be around to air all their crazy drama and terrible brand image over the airwaves (unless they, like Bethenny Frankel, get a spin-off show). That leaves only two of the original NYC‘ers in the cast, Countess LuAnn de Lesseps and Ramona Singer. Also avoiding the chopping block is Sonja Morgan who is bankrupt, which is a known requirement for being on a Housewives show.

But the real tragedy will not be losing these four women — who we’re sure will be replaced by equally entertainingly desperate social-climbers — but the lack of Simon van Kempen, who has been the best part of the show since its inception. Read More

The Last Wax of Summer; Kate’s Cut Is a Triumph

I know what you’re thinking–and you’re dead wrong!

You think you’ll make it to Labor Day without another bikini wax, but I’m here to tell you that you’re always much hairier than you think ! Wake up and smell the wax! Glamorous Italian movie actresses can get away with a few tufts here and there, Read More