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		<title>Al Roker Sharted in White House, No Longer Begs Wife for Sex [Video]</title>

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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2013 17:27:54 -0400</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>Drew Grant</dc:creator>
				
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_283682" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://observer.com/2013/01/al-roker-sharts-in-white-house-no-longer-begs-wife-for-sex-video/alroker-2/" rel="attachment wp-att-283682"><img class="size-medium wp-image-283682" alt="&quot;I pooped my pants,&quot; confessed Roker. (NBC)" src="http://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/alroker.jpg?w=300" width="300" height="164" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">"I pooped my pants," confessed Roker. (NBC)</p></div></p>
<p>Al Roker, who is a very famous weatherman (or so we've been told), admitted on <em>Dateline</em> last night that he pooped in his pants at the White House after his gastric bypass surgery in 2002.</p>
<p>"I probably went off and ate something I wasn't supposed [to], and I was walking to the press room, and I thought I had to pass a little gas," Mr. Roker <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/07/al-roker-i-pooped-my-pants_n_2427003.html">told NBC's Dr. Nancy Snyderman</a>. "And I thought, 'Whose going to know?' Only, a little something extra came out."</p>
<p>Dr. Snyderman took this in stride. "You pooped in your pants," she shrugged, like a real doctor would.</p>
<p>"I pooped my pants," he concurred.</p>
<p>Video below.<br />
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<p>Also, the <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540">full video</a> quotes from Al Roker's book, in which he says about his weight loss, "I no longer had to beg my wife for sex."</p>
<p>And thus, the two most disturbing images of the day are left to your imagination! Enjoy!</p>
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<p>Al Roker, who is a very famous weatherman (or so we've been told), admitted on <em>Dateline</em> last night that he pooped in his pants at the White House after his gastric bypass surgery in 2002.</p>
<p>"I probably went off and ate something I wasn't supposed [to], and I was walking to the press room, and I thought I had to pass a little gas," Mr. Roker <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/07/al-roker-i-pooped-my-pants_n_2427003.html">told NBC's Dr. Nancy Snyderman</a>. "And I thought, 'Whose going to know?' Only, a little something extra came out."</p>
<p>Dr. Snyderman took this in stride. "You pooped in your pants," she shrugged, like a real doctor would.</p>
<p>"I pooped my pants," he concurred.</p>
<p>Video below.<br />
<!--more--></p>
<div style="text-align:center;"></div>
<p>Also, the <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540">full video</a> quotes from Al Roker's book, in which he says about his weight loss, "I no longer had to beg my wife for sex."</p>
<p>And thus, the two most disturbing images of the day are left to your imagination! Enjoy!</p>
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