Superstar Avatars

Hillary Clinton: powerful, reliable, classic. These are the ideas that Ms. Clinton seems to want to convey about herself with her Facebook profile picture. In the black-and-white headshot, she’s looking off to her right, and all of her signature attributes are there: Big smile, pearl necklace, American flag pin. This picture presents the ur-Hillary. She Read More

Billy Joel’s Skirt Steaks – Slurp!

Here's what you'll be eating if you are one of the lucky ones with $3,000 to spend on Saturday's Billy Joel concert in the Hamptons Social @ Ross series in Southampton (hey! Edie Falco danced shoeless at the last gig–Dave Matthews!)

– Deviled Eggs
– Chilled Cucumber Soup
– "BLT" Cherry Tomato Read More

Being Dave Matthews

At this moment, I’m paralyzed by an unfamiliar anxiety. I have to pee, but in order to pee, I must cross this restaurant. But I’m afraid of being enveloped by fans—smoking-hot, tall, blond women—wanting my attention. Women who, before all of this, would never have looked twice at me, or just rolled their eyes had Read More

Getting Over the Dot-Com Don Juans

Cecilia, Jennifer and I were fleeing Gotham in a white

Rabbit convertible. Cecilia had never driven the car much further than the

Hamptons. But now, we were all suddenly unemployed and single. Top down, we

sped down Broome Street toward the Holland Tunnel, three women in our early

30′s singing, “Ain’t No Stopping Us Now!” Read More

Say Hello to David Gray

David Gray’s debut U.S. release, White Ladder , could have been a great movie soundtrack. It’s a collection of evocative, sometimes thrilling songs, that, were it played over a film, would enhance the drama on the screen. My choice would be Steven Soderbergh’s The Limey , because there’s something about Mr. Gray’s voice and his Read More