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David Lynch Put an Unsettling Amount of Effort Into This Coffee Commercial (Video)

Look, we like David Lynch. Some of us love David Lynch so much that they have tattoos from his movies. Tattoos. Multiple. And some of us associate David Lynch and coffee so much that one of their tattoos is actually a pot of coffee next to cherry pie, which is meant to represent the entirety of what made Twin Peaks so great.

Some of us have even sipped David Lynch brand coffee over at the IFC Theater on West Fourth, even though who wants to drink coffee during a movie?

Which is all to say that this is coming from a place of love: David Lynch, stop making coffee commercials because this is terrible marketing. Read More