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David Lynch Put an Unsettling Amount of Effort Into This Coffee Commercial (Video)

Look, we like David Lynch. Some of us love David Lynch so much that they have tattoos from his movies. Tattoos. Multiple. And some of us associate David Lynch and coffee so much that one of their tattoos is actually a pot of coffee next to cherry pie, which is meant to represent the entirety of what made Twin Peaks so great.

Some of us have even sipped David Lynch brand coffee over at the IFC Theater on West Fourth, even though who wants to drink coffee during a movie?

Which is all to say that this is coming from a place of love: David Lynch, stop making coffee commercials because this is terrible marketing. Read More

The Week in DVR: Shark Week Edition

During the summer, many New Yorkers try to spend as much time outdoors as possible, whether that involves booze-fueled rooftop barbecues, baseball games at Yankees Stadium, obnoxiously overcrowded concerts in Central Park or McCarren Park Pool, or—depending on one’s level of Metropolitan snobbery—day trips to the Hamptons, Coney Island, or the Jersey Shore. But there’s Read More

Twin Peaks Screenings at Huckleberry Bar

"She’s dead. Wrapped in plastic." Yes, it was 19 years ago this Feb. 24 when a beloved teenage homecoming queen named Laura Palmer was found murdered in a quiet, woodland town in northern Washington. We’re talking about the plot of David Lynch’s epic TV series, Twin Peaks, of course. The Culture Czar is a massive Read More

The New Yorkerator

Halo’d Ground!

So, you’re a geek. So, you’d rather spend your hours rocking Gears of War in your Superman Underoos than painting the city pink in your Jimmy Choos (or whatever the kept ladies are wearing these days). That doesn’t mean you don’t deserve a date from time to time. And for that occasion, there Read More