The Wait’s Over At D.M.V. Office

On the great scale of seriously dreaded events, a visit to the Department of Motor Vehicles office has long ranked somewhere between a week-long cruise with the in-laws and a shopping trip to Fairway on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.

Even jury duty, with its high-minded civic ideal of sitting in judgment of your fellow Americans, Read More

Let the Money Flow To Find a New Judas

There’s nary an airport where soldiers in camouflage fatigues with rifles are not to be seen. It’s for security, folks, although I can’t imagine what a company of infantry can do to make an airport safe, unless the government expects attack by squadrons of Arabs mounted on camels swinging scimitars. Since their utility is dubious, Read More

Grand Canyons as Holy Sites, Promised Lands

I had wanted to see it for years. I was willing to put up with tourists in long R.V.’s and visitor’s-center postcards that glow in the dark. I was willing to mill and peer with my fellow Americans in a national park that would, I knew, force my once-proud bohemian feet onto guided paths, which Read More