Paterson Jokes

‘Screw You’

Young Republicans chide David Paterson for, among other things, not calling a special election to fill the seat vacated by Democratic Rep. Eric Massa. The refrain is “screw you tax payer.” Which is something.

Paterson has said he has concerns about how much money it’ll cost to hold a special election, something he Read More

Massa Massages and Massa-bation

Seinfeld: “If you’re going to sexually harass people who work under you, dude, don’t trade mark it.”

Meyers: “It’s truly incredible to be New York’s biggest disaster at a time when David Paterson is still governor.”

Findings

What We Learned This Week

Well, David Paterson must be pleased that Eric Massa took over the news cycle.

Mr. Massa was kind enough to teach us some new words: fracking and snorkeling. Elsewhere, we discovered the goodness of Garden and Gun, the twisted beauty of a little blight, and the inevitablity of e-books. We also got a window into Read More