Oh, Woody! You Came Home to New York Only to Disappoint Me

Whatever Works
Running time 92 minutes
Written and directed by Woody Allen
Starring  Larry David, Evan Rachel Wood, Patricia Clarkson, Ed Begley Jr., Henry Cavill

On the face of the Woody Allen canon, Whatever Works is a zit. I once wrote that Woody Allen on a bad day was better than everybody else Read More

Art, Meet Life

The Wrestler
Running time 109 minutes
Written by Robert D. Siegel
Directed by Darren Aronofsky
Starring Mickey Rourke, Marisa Tomei, Evan Rachel Wood

Talk about comebacks. In The Wrestler, a post-Rocky look at a junked-out, has-been fighter who won’t leave the ring even though he’s long past his prime, Mickey Read More

Pretty Persuasion and The People That All Look Alike

“Can you tell us what the fuck that movie was about?” asked a leggy blonde. She was at the afterparty for the premiere of Pretty Persuasion, a dark teen dramedy in the fine tradition of Heathers. “We walked in halfway through.”

Hmm, let’s see. There’s a sprinkling of underage sex, a generous dose of the Read More

My Stetson’s Off to Open Range

When the current silly season is over, Arnold Schwarzenegger may win over the pectoral college, but Kevin Costner will get the popular vote. His wonderful new film Open Range is the kind of movie guaranteed to make just about everybody happy. If cowboy movies are passé, it’s because they all look and sound alike. But Read More