Fire Island, This Time

The hole appeared maybe in March. It was the size of—and as oddly shaped a trapezium as—a bad West Village studio.

The town’s dock becomes a short boardwalk that deposits arrivals deboarding the boat from the mainland at a cramped, poorly planned intersection; that is Cherry Grove, Fire Island’s entire tiny downtown.

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Penn Station Madhouse: Big Storm’s A-Comin’!

With Labor Day Weekend just a few hours away, The Transom decided to go straight to the source: the Long Island Rail Road section of Penn Station. The trip got off to an inauspicious start, however, when a faux-pas was committed: hugging a young child on the subway.

Her sweatshirt read: ‘Aww someone needs Read More

Sunny and Share! Taming Housemates From Hell

Your summer share is disintegrating into a firestorm of petty bickering and teeth-gnashing resentment. While Lizzie Grubman, Donna Karan, Christie Brinkley et al. waft serenely around their palatial Hamptons spreads, you’re spending your weekends locked in a darkening psychodrama with your annoying housemates in Fire Island and Westhampton.

It’s not too late to salvage your Read More

Food Fight! Grocery Wars Spread to Fire Island

After Gristede’s threatened to sue and Fairway took to posting signs in its stores attempting to discredit Fresh Direct, the embattled online grocer (www.freshdirect.com) is now trying to rumble into new territory. Currently delivering to high-income-bracket ZIP codes in Manhattan and Riverdale, Fresh Direct recently tried to follow its posh clientele to their weekend homes Read More

HBO’S Gay Series Stops Shooting After A Letter

After just two weekends of filming, HBO has pulled the plug on a planned documentary about five gay men sharing a summer house in Fire Island’s Pines community. According to the subjects of the film, HBO executive vice president of original programming Sheila Nevins halted production on the project-which was being helmed by the Emmy-winning Read More