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Pretend Pop Star Hatsune Miku Opens Her Very Own Real-Life Restaurant Bar Will Only Let You In if You’re Its Facebook Friend Everybody Please Stop Spitting Upon Sean Parker

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Anthony Weiner Talks Health Care on Staten Island Morning Read: ‘Tailor Messages Based on Brands of Toilet Paper’Mayoral Candidates Sound Pretty Skeptical of Regulation-Skirting ‘Disruptors’

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Morning Links: Obsession Edition ‘Martial Raysse: 1960–1974′ at Luxembourg & Dayan Where Do We Go From Here?: Critics Lament the State of Art, but Things Are Looking Up in New Books

Media

Morning Media Mix Michael Hastings Dies In Car Accident Michael Cooper Moves to The Times Culture Desk

Real Estate

Prada Intifada: With Luxury Chains Driving Soho Rents to Record Levels, Shops and Eateries Are Elbowed Out By $4,500 Purses On the Market: Beer "CSA" Launches In Long Island City; Gays Have a Harder Time Finding Housing; A $2 Billion Offer For the Empire State Building Alms for the Upper Middle Class: Subsidized Apartments Aim at $200K Earners

Culture

To Error Is Human: The Slapstick Shakespeare in the Park Is Irresistible Stare Thee Well: Eye-Gazing Parties Aren't Just for Pick-Up Artists Anymore Write Man in the Palais: Michael Azerrad's New Site Brings DIY Ethos and Peer Review to Music Criticism

Opinion

The Next Flood Waste Not Keep the City Safe

Commercial Observer

Epiq Bankruptcy Leads Trio of New Leases at 757 Third Avenue REBNY Retail Deal of the Year Awards, Minute By Minute Jason Kidd On Hand for Launch of Dwight School’s New Athletic Facility

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