Jackson Probers Ask: Where’s the Coverup?

The sight of Janet Jackson’s right breast hit America with the explosive force of a terrorist bomb. The government reacted in the same way it did on the weapons-of-mass-destruction question. The Federal Communications Commission announced it was starting an investigation.

If it follows precedent, the President will explain that the investigation will not play the Read More

Everybody Dies in the End: Disney and Elton Do Aida

Slouching towards the new (!) improved (!) mouse-squeaky clean Times Square comes the latest Disney assault on the 20th century. It apparently was not enough merely to turn 42nd Street into a mall with overtones of downtown Ohio. The Eisner food chain has now come up with (Sir) Elton John’s Aida .

Obviously, the success Read More