Hellooooo, Boys! Jessica Simpson’s U.S.O. Moment at J.F.K.

When Jessica Simpson landed at New York’s JFK airport on Friday night, seven National Guardsmen swarmed around the smiling star. Dressed in dessert-colored camo fatigues, the kitted-out soldiers rushed Ms. Simpson to her waiting Escalade. But! Despite the fact that all that public-funded protection seems totally warranted for such a national treasure, National Read More

Wonder Woman And The ‘It’ Watch

Pat O’Brien was nowhere to be seen on the midtown set of ET’s bastard child ‘The Insider’ last Friday afternoon. Instead, cater-waiters stalked the floors of his set with glasses of champagne, beer (which tasted suspiciously like Heineken) and Smart Water.

Much of the crowd present was composed of members of the German American Read More

Who Is Michael Kors’ Woman?

At the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum on May 2, you might have expected designer Michael Kors to be flanked by New York socialites. Instead, he turned up on the arm of Dukes of Hazzard star Jessica Simpson, who was wearing a strapless black silk frock emblazoned with loud scarlet flowers-Kors, but of Read More

Cause Celebs Sell Charity-Who’s Nice? Who’s Naughty?

The start of January, with New Year’s resolutions not yet fading into memory and hangovers from the long, sad tedium of 2004 still lingering, seems like an appropriate time to take stock of a few things.

The credit-card debt towering over our heads. The friend we refused to bail out of a small-town lockup. The Read More