Events Roundup: Tuesday, February 17, 2009

1:30 p.m. Tim Gunn will screen his new video short: "Fashion Victims," followed by Q&A with P.E.T.A. senior vice president Dan Mathews. At the Bryant Park Hotel screening room, 40 West 40th Street, between Fifth and Sixth Avenues.

6 p.m. Film presentation on psychiatrist, philosopher and author Frantz Fanon. At Founders Auditorium, 1650 Bedford Read More

Joan Rivers Swishes Channels

The first round of auditions for Joan Rivers’ untitled Bravo talk show occurred during the second week of July in a steamy studio space on West 54th Street, near the former Studio 54 and “one door down from Gold’s Gym,” said Ben Russell, one of the aspirants. “Very strategic.”

Mr. Russell works in fashion and Read More

I’ve Got a Gut Feeling … The Path to Colonoscopy Chic

Fall’s hottest accessory? Though monogrammed Goyard luggage and lizard Gucci clutches are undeniably important, this season’s most vital accessory is definitely a healthy, sparkling colon. Everyone who is anyone in Manhattan is having their bowels cleansed, scrutinized and even photographed. Colonoscopy parties will soon be replacing Botox parties! Between Katie Couric’s cancer-screening campaign and Sharon Read More

Eight Day Week

Wednesday 30th

Sit down, folks, because Joan Rivers is doing stand-up again , even if it hasn’t always been a picnic. “One time some asshole from the New York Post came in to see a show and later wrote, ‘Old stuff! It was all old stuff,’” Ms. Rivers told us. “And I was like, Read More

Boobies Are Back …And So Is Black!

Actors have never been more annoying. The James Lipton*ization of their overpaid, cheesy profession has unleashed hitherto unimaginable levels of self-importance. Every time I turn on Entertainment Tonight , I am confronted by a thespian blathering on about his or her “instrument” or “body of work” while soaking up compliments on their “interesting choices.” Even Read More

Woof! For Sanity and Image Befriend a Haute Couture Mutt

For God’s sake, buy yourself a pet. If your building won’t allow dogs, then get a ferret or a gerbil. Anything! Why? The fact is, we pet-owning New Yorkers (e.g., Joan Rivers) are weathering these post-catastrophe days better than you non–pet owners. “My Lulu and Veronica have kept me sane,” raved the evergreen Joan about Read More