Let’s Just Use the Fake Steroids List

How good is the next name going to have to be, from baseball’s secret steroids-offender list? The returns on the leaks from the six-year-old document are already diminishing: Alex Rodriguez was boffo, scandal-perfect, exactly what everyone wanted to hear.

But that was the peak. The Manny Ramirez–David Ortiz combo? Ramirez was already serving a Read More

Yankee Johnny Damon Can Console Self With Sale of Condo for $8 M.

On June 27, Joe Torre said that suffering through the Yankees’ losing streak felt like falling off a cliff. That day, The New York Times called the team’s summer slump “depths never experienced in Torre’s 12 years as manager.”

But Johnny Damon, fresh from visits to his Orlando chiropractor and dentist, was rejuvenated. On Read More

Yankees Save Their Skins With Victory Over Indians

The Yankees saved their skins—and by some accounts, their manager Joe Torre—when they rallied past a two-run deficit and Roger Clemens’ injured hamstring to beat the Cleveland Indians last night at Yankee Stadium 8 to 4.

Johnny Damon, who put the Yankees to sleep three Octobers ago with a grand slam as a Red Sox Read More

Is Bobby Abreu Heading to New York?

Today, the New York Post reports that both the Mets and Yankees are interested in acquiring Philies slugger Bobby Abreu. But would the all-star outfielder move to Manhattan full-time?

Well, in May 2005, The Observer broke the news that Mr. Abreu had purchased a $3.9 million pied-a-terre at One Beacon Court Read More

Gutless & Vicious: The Red Sox Fans

Booing Johnny Damon—what a bunch of classless ingrates.

As I remember, Johnny Damon was playing for the Oakland A’s when the Red Sox took him, by giving him a ton more money, ripping off a small-market club. He came to Boston and put in three great years. He didn’t complain, didn’t hotdog, just played Read More

Russell Slimmin’

Gossip columnists have been dogging newly minted bachelor Russell Simmons ever since the hip-hop mogul’s announcement last month that he was divorcing Kimora Lee.

But he’s still trying to unload what seems like the ultimate bachelor pad: his duplex penthouse at 114 Liberty Street.

Thrice already he’s cut the price on the 7,000-square-foot apartment, which Read More