Study (Mine) Reveals Key to Celebrity: Icy Unavailability

I finally figured out what my problem is. After all these years, I now see what I have been doing wrong. Caution: It’s pretty tragic. Simply put, I am just too folksy and available. Yes: folksy and available!

My epiphany came last week while reading A Time to Be Born, the late Dawn Powell’s searing Read More

Barbie Brawl Breaks Out at Jonathan Adler’s Soho Store

Bright pink was the color scheme at a “Barbie Loves Jonathan Adler” fete at Mr. Adler’s Soho boutique Wednesday night. The 43-year-old interior designer and former judge of Bravo’s short-lived Top Design was recently chosen to create a new Malibu Dream House in honor of the doll’s 50th anniversary. “The funnest part for me was Read More

Who Needs Valentine’s Day? Not Me, My Jonny, or the Toledos

A pal of mine and her fiancé recently went to shop for engagement rings at a prominent Fifth Avenue jeweler. After thoughtfully examining her hand, the sales associate told her there was a problem with her fingers. Apparently, she has what is know as “pudgy undercarriages,” and would require a larger-than-average fitting. My pal, who Read More

Reader, I Married Him

“I want to wrap him in a napkin and stomp on him.”

These words were spoken by Jonathan Adler to the startled officiant at our big fat gay Jewish wedding. Yes, on Thursday, Sept. 18, as reported in The New York Times the following Sunday, Mr. Adler and I tied the Read More

Ode to Jews! How I Love You Groovy Chosen People

I realize that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would probably disagree with me but, at the end of the day, there’s a lot to be said for marrying a Jew. I should know. Having thrown in my lot with Jonathan Adler some 12 years ago, I guess you could call me a total shaygitz (male shiksa). I’m Liz Read More

Books Are the New Black! Sylphs Tote Fat, Unread Tomes

“Read any good books lately?” It’s a corny question, but one that has been successfully vanquishing conversational lulls at cocktail parties since Jackie Collins was knee-high to Barbara Cartland.

This holiday season, a new and perverse variation on this age-old standby is making the rounds at Manhattan soirées. Instead of “Read any good books lately?”, Read More

Stung by a WASP! Still, I Love Palm Beach

Contemplating a second home in Florida? Struggling to decide between frowzy Palm Beach and freaky Miami Beach? Let me add to your confusion.

My husband Jonathan Adler and I spent last week in Florida, commuting back and forward between Palm Beach and Miami Beach. We are more than familiar with Palm Beach, owning, as we Read More