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By Drew Grant 12/13/12 1:23pm

Celebrity Castration Plots

A recreation of what didn't happen to Justin Bieber (Getty)

Justin Bieber Was Not Strangled With a Paisley Tie and Castrated, Thank God

During a recent gig at Madison Square Garden, Justin Bieber was not, we repeat, was NOT, strangled to death with a paisley tie and then castrated in a plan hatched by a convicted child rapist and murderer serving time in a New Mexico prison. Once again: this did not happen.

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